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June 03 2015


a fantasy book where:

  • the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion
  • the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels
  • the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates
  • the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever
  • the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era-  ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’
  • the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery
  • the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’
  • the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses
  • the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures
  • the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’
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June 02 2015







this whole discussion about a Mulan life-action baffles me. Like… I love the fun with Mushu and all but? Why do we need a Disney remake of the movie when there is

a pretty much epic




actually Chinese version


with great characters


and Mulan’s more accurate story


readily available??? 


Since 2009??


Well I know what I am watching now

UPDATE: I just watched this and I have so many emotions. Seriously, check this out

OOH! On my list!


One question. IS IT ON NETFLIX

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November 16 2013

What do you want right now?

  • my friends and I to form a band. we need to learn how to play instruments first.
  • a better job, probably
  • My Chemical Romance to reunite again someday and I'll attend their gig
  • Fall Out Boy & Owl City to come back to Jakarta again
  • 30 Seconds To Mars to come back to Jakarta
  • hanging out with Rhett and Link for at least just a day
and last but not least… a hug.

April 20 2012

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Some crazy unique guitars
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April 15 2012

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Not sure if I should gouge my eyes out or gouge all the money from my wallet to get these
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I must have this pillow
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April 05 2012

Guinness Stout and dark chocolate flavored cockroach cake glazed with fresh mint flavored fondant icing
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February 18 2012

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Baby, all I want for Eid is... THESE.
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