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March 12 2014

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January 27 2014

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You have your mother’s cheek bones

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached. 

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world. 

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:


     I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

     Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

     Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection. 

Goodbye, Fork.


Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.


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January 10 2014

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More of Juwita's backstory plotline, this time involving Barong & Rangda

January 08 2014

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LAUGHING MY ASS OFF. It's been a while since Smosh videos are THIS randomly funny.

January 06 2014


December 22 2013

A Haikuish Story just to pass the time without GMM


Once upon a time

Link was cry

But then Rhett bought him a pet Harley Morenstein

And they all lived happily evar bacon



m-r: I love the idea of R&L haikus!

October 12 2013

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Catundra by Stephen Cosgroves, narratd by Mark Pearson.

As a kid I loved this story (cuz it's probably the only Serendipity book I've ever had) and loved how the mole changed Catundra by starting small, and that she's willing to listen to him and go on a diet instead of eating more whenever she gets depressed. So if anyone ever feels fat and teased, just remember this story.

(via youtube)

September 07 2013


#11 The Future of Harry Potter

The epilogue to Deathly Hallows skips ahead to nineteen years later. We see that everyone has a happy ending. Here’s what happened to our favorite characters that wasn’t mentioned. Neville Longbottom and Hannah Abbot marry; they live above the Leaky Cauldron, where Hannah is landlady. Kingsley Shacklebolt became Minister of Magic and Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny were instrumental in helping rebuild wizarding society.

Harry and Ron were Aurors while Hermione worked in the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Hermione went back to school to complete her seventh year and earn her N.E.W.T’s while Harry and Ron declined. Arthur Weasley, the Muggle-loving patriarch, eventually gained enough skill to fix up Sirius’ old motorcycle and give it to Harry. Harry and Dudley get together with their families so their children can interact with each other. The meetings are just as awkward as you’d imagine. Harry’s children also get into mishaps of their own with the help of the Marauder’s map, which they nick from Harry’s office.

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August 31 2013


For Everyone Who Loves To Create (c) projectTIGER.


Day 1000 - 28 August 2013

No matter if you just started following me yesterday, or since this blog started, I’d like to thank you. 

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August 27 2013

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I told Tina about this random story plot I thought of one day. It'll make a mean-ass fantasy storybook and I've already got some cool scenery artworks in mind, I just dont know how to project it on paper/photoshop.

And the plot with the gay guy getting jacked off by the straight guy is this: After he left the woman who invited him for tea, the straight guy was one of the people the gay guy met afterwards. For some reason he was shirtless & so the gay guy got a boner & he was all uncomfortable and embarrassed, then the straight guy noticed and he was disgusted by the boner, but he knew exactly what to do. "Quick, to the bathroom!" he ordered and both of them went to the bathroom.
As soon as they're in there the straight guy (who is now shirted) grabs a blindfold & blindfolds himself. The gay guy wondered why and the straight guy said nothing and he just ordered him to drop his pants as he lubed his hand with handwashing soap. Before the gay guy can finish saying "I'm not sure if this is such a good ide-" whoosh goes the straight guy and his hands, jacking the gay guy's boner off and making disgusted remarks along the way. This was super awkward for the gay guy too & he wanted to say something but he was too pleasured with the way the straight guy caressed & tapped his tip. Slow strokes suddenly turning into fast moving grabs. Finally the gay guy came and tada. No more boner.

OH. SHIT. I just wrote a typical plotline for a yaoi fanfiction eW EW EW GET IT OFF

August 24 2013

Let's get one thing clear right now, shall we? There is no Idea Dump, no Story Central, no Island of the Buried Bestsellers; good story ideas seem to come quite literally from nowhere, sailing at you right out of the empty sky; two previously unrelated ideas come together and make something new under the sun. Your job isn't to find these ideas but to recognize them when they show up.
— Stephen King (On Writing, C.V. ch15 p29)

August 22 2013

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This was actually a piece of notepad paper my sister got from somewhere. Yup that's exactly written like that. And all I can think of was Tomo Milicevic.

Seriously Shannon's starting to look more and more like Jared lately.
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I recently watched Cartoon Brew’s Bee and Puppy Cat, and I felt inspired to draw out PuppyCat’s song.

I wanted to ask if I could get a critique on it before coloring~ you can send it in my ask box or comment on the pic, either would be appreciated~!

(via mizutori-senpai)

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August 10 2013

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Storytime with a very sleepy Tina
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July 21 2013


July 20 2013

this mofo should be a movie director by now. her story was beautiful. why would the teacher call her parents. no.
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July 14 2013


Where did you lose your boobs?

This is quite a sad story so if you are an emotional person I advice you not to read.
But it was a Saturday afternoon and me and my boobs were just popping to the supermarket with my mum to pick up some bits and pieces for the week ahead. My boobs were so excited, i don't normally let them out. They bought along some money so they could get a few of their own bits. 
When we got to the supermarket everything was fine. It wasnt until we got to checkout that things turned bad. We were in line and my boobs asked if they could go get some chicken. I was weary about letting them go but I trusted them and said 'go ahead'. They ran off excitedly.
My mum and I waited about 20 minutes for my boobs to come back and they never did. We searched the store everywhere but they were nowhere to be seen.
I reported the incident to the police immediately and they started an investigation. The search lasted about a year but was then called off. There was no longer any point in searching for my boobs.
I was heart broken, I blame myself.
If I hadn't of let them go they would still be here now.
Everyone please like this and make me situation aware to the people around me. My boobs might even see it and come home.
I love you boobs, I'm sorry I failed you.
I'm sorry but this sassmouth's answer is just pure genius. Repost everytime.
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July 08 2013

A British man came to a Sheikh and asked, “Why is not permissible in Islam for women to shake hands with a man?" The Sheikh said, “Can you shake hands with Queen Elizabeth?" British man replied, “Of course not, there are only certain people who can shake hands with Queen Elizabeth". Sheikh replied with a smile on his face, “All Our Women are Queens and Queens do not shake hands with strange men".
— Saif Ahmed. (via jamminyamin)


no. because if you follow the school of thought where it is not permissible for opposite genders to shake hands THAT MEANS MUSLIM MEN CANNOT SHAKE HANDS WITH A WOMAN EITHER. that doesn’t make them a King or a Queen or a saint or whatever comparison that satisfies one’s ego.

why the hell do you have to tokenize and objectify Muslim women. Can’t they just be like “because some women do not feel comfortable shaking hands with men and vice versa”.

Do they have to be someones queen, mother, sister, aunt, grandma, princess?

Can’t they just be individuals with a choice?

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June 30 2013




This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.


Shame that people do wrong stuff and offend people without knowing they actually do. It sucks that they cant see their own mistakes sometimes.

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