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March 26 2014


February 01 2014

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November 10 2013

What did you dream about last night?

some fucking scary shit that I refuse to remember anymore. it all started with me and the family walking in the streets of suburban Jakarta or something but then I got lost and I had to take a subway train and there were demons and some tried to kidnap and possess me and I had to constantly read the Ayat Kursi to repel them, only problem is the demons already caught my face and I couldn't read the verses properly. 

the worst thing about it is that this is a recurring dream, only with different situations each dream, but it's always me being almost possessed. 

Just the other night I had a dream my brother was seeing an online friend of mine. Apparently theyve been secretly dating. I was gonna surprise n congratulate ythem but they were in a hospital and when i arrived in one ward my friend was there but not my brpther idk why.
And then the next scene moved on to judging and identifying the personalities of people based on their appearances. I don't remember what happened earlier but in the end we looked at an ugly-ish guy with neck-length hair and a thick erect mustache, and someone identified him as "the person who does not give a fuck at all" and we see more photos of him loitering and smoking here and there on the street. This guy does not give a fuck. At all.

What did you dream about last night?

I was gonna tell you a dream I had the night before.

So I was best friends with these two guys, I don't know how or why I came to be bffs with them. One day one guy found an old trash dump and thinking of recycling it. Weirdly the trash can was painted black with two vermillion red stripes across, like a racecar.
One guy decided to turn it into a urinal and he peed in it. I and the other guy laughed.

And the next day I felt like I need to poop so I pooped in the same trash can urinal. Then the two guys suddenly came in the room and saw me pooping in the trash can. They laughed their asses off.
One of them said "dude, your sister is totally killing me!" to which the other guy replied, "she's not my sister. We go way back so we treat each other like siblings". Seems like I knew one of them way more than the other.

And in another scene, I was in a wedding dress, apparently getting married. The two guys were my best men. Yes, BEST MEN, all at once. They took pictures of me in the dress and asked me to do a shocked pose. Then one guy edited the shocked expression of me in some app and laughed his ass off. I turned to look at his laptop screen and found out he's added shock spikes to the pictures, and the hilarious thing is, EVEN THE SHOCK SPIKE HAS ITS OWN SHOCK SPIKE. The picture is right here.

October 07 2013

What do you want your last words to be?

I have a list for the lulz

- May The Force be with you
- Look alive, sunshine
- My songs know what you did in the dark. SUCKERS.
- Live long and prosper
- Provehito in Altum
- I've never actually told anyone this but I'm actually a man. I was posing as a woman all this time.
- To my great grandchildren... see you in your dreams. I'm haunting y'all. Forever.
- Unquote
- If my time comes, I'll chime in with a "havent you people ever heard of closing Death's door?" No... *le dies*



October 06 2013

What rule do you live by?

1. Treat others like how you want them to treat you
2. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
3. Cure envy with imitation
4. You write your own story, ignore others if they want to change it
5. At one point in there life, someone is bound to go traveling and/or see their favorite bands live, eventhough things might not seem that way for them.
6. If a certain website got rambunctiously popular, check its alternatives, find the best one and join it, you little social media hipster bitch.
7. If you want something to be done, do it yourself.
8 last but not least: Reduce, reuse, recycle.

August 23 2013

What do you wish you were better at?

Playing musical instruments. Heck even I'm not that good with the piano/keyboard, the only instrument I seemed to only play.
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