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October 15 2013

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srsfunny:

There’s always room for a poem in my heart…

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October 08 2013

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intractably:

My science teacher wrote this poem when he was in grade 9, which was 1985.

When you read it from a relationship perspective, it means that she didn’t like him, she liked someone else.

When you read it from Science’s perspective, “he” would be the Earth, and it explains how eclipse works. 

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September 18 2013

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September 09 2013

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cardboard-fragile:

Because I could not stop for Death,
He kindly stopped for me;
The carriage held but just ourselves
And Immortality.

We slowly drove, he knew no haste, 
And I had put away
My labor, and my leisure too,
For his civility.

We passed the school, where children strove
At recess, in the ring;
We passed the fields of gazing grain,
We passed the setting sun.

Or rather, he passed us;
The dews grew quivering and chill,
For only gossamer my gown,
My tippet only tulle.

We paused before a house that seemed
A swelling of the ground;
The roof was scarcely visible,
The cornice but a mound.

Since then ‘tis centuries, and yet each
Feels shorter than the day
I first surmised the horses’ heads
Were toward eternity.

~Emily Dickinson

One of my favorite poems ever.

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September 06 2013

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September 01 2013

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August 10 2013

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August 01 2013

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July 26 2013

If my son were gay,
I’d slap him
With a nice high five.
Because coming out to your dad,
Takes balls that most men don’t have.
If my son were gay,
I’d beat the hell out of him.
Because he said he was better than me
At Super Smash.
(He basically was asking
For me to kick his ass.)
If my son were gay,
I’d kick him out of the house.
Because why waste June on video games,
When there are sports to be played?
And just because he likes making out with boys,
Doesn’t mean he can’t tackle the shit out of them, too.
If my son were gay,
I’d call him a douche.
But only because this morning,
He ate the last peanut butter cup in the house.
(The jerk knows they’re my favorite.)
If my son were gay,
I’d still give him the talk.
I just wouldn’t have to worry about a baby in nine months.
If my son were gay,
I’d make fun of what he wears.
Because damn, son,
Those heels don’t go with that dress.
If my son were gay,
I’d tell him to be proud.
Because you’re human no matter the gender
On the other side of your mouth.
If my son were gay,
Nothing would be different at all.
Except that twenty years down the line,
I’ll be expecting a handsome son-in-law.

"If My Son Were Gay" - Nishat Ahmed (via sickwithsyllables)

Bringing this back for today.

(via falling-deeperinlove)
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July 25 2013

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What Teachers Make

At first I thought Taylor Mali was a woman... awkward.
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July 22 2013

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What is the Shortest Poem? - Vsauce
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July 08 2013

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WHAT FRANKIE SAID THOUGH
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May 24 2013

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May 13 2013

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May 07 2013

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April 25 2013

thatsridicarus
From childhood's hour I have not been
As others were; I have not seen
As others saw; I could not bring
My passions from a common spring.
From the same source I have not taken
My sorrow; I could not awaken
My heart to joy at the same tone;
And all I loved, I loved alone.
— --- Alone by Edgar Allan Poe
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March 29 2013

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aseaofquotes:

Alice Walker, “Did This Happen To Your Mother? Did Your Sister Throw Up A Lot?”

Submitted by carnographic.

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February 16 2013

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