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June 26 2015

A Random Viking Fact I Found Out






When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.


  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.


NORSE…..Vikings were merely the Norse who took to piracy.

They’re still my peoples.

Reposted frombwana bwana

June 25 2015

why you should make a webcomic and why you can make a webcomic




why should you make a webcomic?

  1. it’s regular drawing practice
  2. you get to draw and develop the universe your OCs live in
  3. you could draw your OCs making out with context
  4. see number 3

how can you make a webcomic?

  1. go to smackjeeves, tapastic or Line Webtoon
  2. or... just make a new Soup blog & tweak its appearance
  3. post webcomics as how you'd post in any other Soup blog.

what if nobody sees my webcomic :(

  1. too bad you got to draw your OCs making out and nobody can appreciate your artistic genius obviously the world is not ready for this webcomic genius

It also might be good for an artistic resume or portfolio.

Welp, guess that settles it. I need to start a webcomic.

reblogging this to add while the original link to the theme in this post is inactive, you can find the newest webcomic theme here

    Reposted frommylyricalsympathy mylyricalsympathy
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    June 08 2015






    jokes that will never be funny

    • holocaust jokes
    • fat jokes
    • racist jokes
    • rape jokes
    • transphobic jokes
    • homophobic jokes
    • sexist jokes

    jokes that will always be funny

    • “that’s a weird looking dog”
    • mmm whatcha say
    • the audition meme
    • doge 
    • trolling beetles fans
    • dad jokes 

    ending long sentences with by fall out boy

    Adding to that with Feat. Panic! At the disco

    • Can confirm, am [object]
    • Illuminati jokes
    • Random images captioned “confirmed”
    • Referring to strange animals as Pokémon
    • $100%
    • Wake up America/sheeple
    • “thank u for your contribution”
    • Using the wrong unit of measure
    • None pizza with left beef
    Reposted fromfuckyeahgirls fuckyeahgirls

    June 04 2015






    boyfriend requirements: 

    • is a feminist
    • not a racist 
    • dances (not necessarily well) 
    • is a cutie
    • is not a murderer 
    • likes puppies 

    yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)

    • Isn’t that guy

    Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.

    The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.

    June 03 2015


    a fantasy book where:

    • the necromancer isn’t at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion
    • the ‘dark lord’ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels
    • the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates
    • the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever
    • the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era-  ‘fall out bard’ and ‘panic at the inn’
    • the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery
    • the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it ‘for GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDING’
    • the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses
    • the ‘deep broody’ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks it’s just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures
    • the dragon that’s hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational ‘bro, you’ve got this all wrong– look, you dropped this bro, haha i’m always forgetting stuff too don’t worry’
    Reposted fromkilljill killjill

    June 02 2015

    Name three things you think shouldn't exist in the world

    • implicit bias, usually under our subconscious
    • any kind of inequality that can result in wars

    May 26 2015

    Bless Steven Universe for


    -showing an innocent boy/girl sleepover

    -casual/confident child crushes

    -healthy homosexual relationships

    -agender representation

    -extreme diversity in races/ positive use of usually negative racial stereotypes

    -strong females/mostly female characters

    -mostly POC characters

    -original fantasy 

    -original/non-overused plotlines

    -extensive background and lore

    -multiple strong characters with mental disabilities

    -body positivity

    -fleshed-out characters

    -accurate reactions to real-world problems


    -misogynistic characters viewed poorly

    -rude/selfish characters viewed poorly

    -content little kids find funny and older viewers find meaningful

    -good messages about positivity and acceptance all around

    Reposted byfeminism feminism

    May 25 2015

    May 10 2015

    A Friendly Reminder



    -Deadpool is insecure
    -Deadpool has chronic pain
    -Deadpool is submissive in bed
    -Deadpool is pansexual
    -Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips
    -Deadpool is a blonde
    -Deadpool’s initials are WWW
    -Deadpool had an abusive father
    -Deadpool’s mother died from cancer
    -Deadpool fell in love with a teenager
    -Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her
    -Deadpool had a daughter
    -Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful
    -Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine
    -Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids
    -Deadpool is good with kids
    -Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong
    -Deadpool hates himself
    -Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting
    -Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead
    -Deadpool reads his own comics

    Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

    adding: Deadpool is a rape victim and he would never, ever disrespect ladies nor try to force himself on anyone (i felt the need to add this especially because most of his dudebro fans trully believe that he would take ladies by force).

    April 13 2015


    things said in majority of movies:

    • “I TRUSTED YOU!!”
    • “she’s not just some girl!”
    • “I should have told you this a long time ago.”
    • “I’m not a little girl anymore!!”
    • “but I love him!!”


    -“You’re giving up your dream!”
      “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”


    “I knew your father. He was a good man.”


    *girl walks downstairs*

    Guy: Wow… you look… great.


    Thats an entire movie right there

    Is this High School Musical
    Reposted byeyyy eyyy

    April 09 2015




    Now you can Play or Download all the soundtrack of Steven Universe. ENJOY!!



    1. *We are the Crystal Gems (Main Title)
    2. *Ending Theme
    3. *Steven’s Shield
    4. *Cookie Cat
    5. *Pearl’s Theme
    6. *Dad Museum
    7. *The Mother
    8. *Drop the Strawberry
    9. *Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart)
    10. *Water Damage
    11. *Gimme Gimme
    12. *The Waterfall
    13. * Atop the Sea Spire
    14. *That’s Unusual!
    15. *Peedee’s Blues
    16. *Strawberry Battlefield/The Sleeping Pyramid
    17. *That’s the End of Another Day
    18. *Heart of the Pyramid
    19. *Purple Puma and Tiger Millionaire
    20. *Desert Glass
    21. *Lion’s Theme
    22. *Road Killer
    23. *Teens of Rage
    24. *Funland Arcade
    25. *Meat Beat Mania: FLAMBÉE!
    26. *Meat Beat Mania: Over Easy
    27. *Giant Woman 
    28. *Opal
    29. *Amalgam (Extended Version)
    30. *The Hill
    31. *Spaced Out Beats
    32. *Dance of Swords
    33. *Holo Pearl
    34. *The Cave
    35. *Lion’s Ocean
    36. *Rose’s Room
    37. *Golf Quest Mini OST
    38. * The Heaven Beetle
    39. * Heaven Beetle (Reprise)
    40. * Strong in the Real Way
    41. *Synchronize/Sugilite
    42. *Sugilite Returns
    43. * Underwater Temple
    44. *Steven and the Stevens
    45. *Time Thing
    46. *Ste-Ste-Steven (instrumental)
    47. *Big Fat Zucchini
    48. *Battle at the Underwater Temple
    49. *Steven and the Crystal Gems
    50. *Monster Buddy
    51. *Monster Spelunkin’
    52. *Fight, Flight or Love
    53. * Rose’s Fountain
    54. *Overgrown Brambles
    55. *Mirror Gem (Piano Version)
    56. *Let Me Out
    57. *I Am Lapis Lazuli
    59. *Night Drive
    60. *Mirror Match
    61. *Lapis’ Tower
    62. *Take My Hand
    63. *Love Like You (The Ocean Returns)
    64. * Weatherbomb
    65. *After These Messages
    66. *UUU Fanfare / Let’s Build a Spaceship: Part 1
    67. *Blast Off!
    68. *Let’s Build a Spaceship: Part 2
    69. *Almost There
    70. *Secret Team!
    71. *We Were the Best
    72. *Steven’s Confession
    73. * Dear Old Dad - (unofficial)
    74. *Ending Theme (Season 1B) - (unofficial)
    75. *Paradise
    76. * Be Wherever You Are (Rebecca Sugar)
    77. *Sadie & The Beast
    78. *Paronaldo Activity
    79. *Snerson Interrogation
    80. *The Pitch Got Delayed
    81. *Greg On The Beach
    82. *Alexandrite
    83. *Waterfall Training Montage
    84. * Watermelon Steven
    85. *Watermelon Battle
    86. *Lion’s Mane
    87. *Peridot
    88. *Be Cool at the Club
    89. *Alone Together
    90. *Twilight Run
    91. *Decisive Path
    92. *On the Run
    93. *Defective
    94. *Future Vision
    95. *Death Rag
    96. *I’m Still Here
    97. *Moonlit Battlefield
    98. *Lapis Lazuli
    99. *Wailing Stone
    100. *The Missing Piece
    101. *Stronger Than You
    1. *We are the Crystal Gems (Pilot Version)
    2. *We are the Crystal Gems (Instrumental)
    3. *We are the Crystal Gems (Demo 1)
    4. *We are the Crystal Gems (Demo 2)
    5. *Cookie Cat (Instrumental) 
    6. *Cookie Cat (Demo) 
    7. *Let Me Drive My Van (Into Your Heart) (Demo)
    8. *Giant Woman (Demo)
    9. *Giant Woman (Acapella)
    10. *Giant Woman (Ringtone Version)
    11. *Connie (Piano Demo)
    12. *Strong in the Real Way (Demo)
    13. * At The Big Donut (Demo)
    14. *Steven and the Stevens (Demo)
    15. *Steven and the Crystal Gems (Demo)
    16. *Big Fat Zucchini (Demo)
    17. *Ste-Ste-Ste Steven (Demo)
    18. * Be Wherever You Are (Demo)
    19. *Lion’s Mane (Demo)
    20. *Little Butler (Demo)
    21. *No Home Boys (Demo)
    22. *On the Run (Demo)
    23. *On the Run (Original Demo)
    24. *Stronger Than You (Demo)

    FUTURE TRACKS WILL BE ADDED(Last Updated: March / 14/ 2015)

    Bless you and all your kin. 

    March 21 2015

    Things Voldemort should have made into horcruxes:



    1. A penny, he then should have gave that penny to a stranger and told them to pass it on , the result would be Harry Potter never being able to find the penny.

    2. His underwear , who wants to have to take someone’s underwear off of them?!

    3. A dead battery, who would suspect that?

    4. Lily and James’ tombstone. Could harry destroy his parents graves?


    February 20 2015

    Glasses problems


    • You can’t find your glasses without your glasses
    • your eyes always hurt for some reason or another
    • getting a new pair is both hellish and exciting 
    • you’re ALWAYS fidgeting with them. the never fit perfectly
    • when they do fit perfectly something happens that throws them off
    • having glasses

    the signs' favorite hobby


    aries: masturbating using ram horns
    taurus: bull riding
    gemini: sex
    cancer: eating crustacean 
    leo: lion taming
    virgo: picking flowers
    libra: lawyering
    scorpio: eating scorpions in shady vending areas 
    sagittarius: archery
    capricorn: herding goats
    aquarius: pouring water or some shit
    pisces: swimming

    How the signs drink the milk they milked from their cows.


    The well awaited sequel. cool astrology​ as a celebration for the original cow milking post getting 500 notes.

    Aries: Tries to drink the milk with their eyebrows but fail once again and yell YOU WANNA FUCKING GO

    Taurus: Drink gallons of milk with their cat

    Gemini: "happy drinking"

    Cancer: Doesn’t get any milk because they didn’t milk their damn cow

    Leo: Claims that their milk is better quality because it came from a quality cow

    Virgo: Drinks it just because they don’t want to offend the cow

    Libra: Sits back and makes a profit by selling all the milk they got from the cow milking machines

    Scorpio: Chugs it down so fast and so aggressively and so full of rage that half of it is just on their face, dripping

    Sagittarius: Drink it and think to themselves, what a wonderful world

    Capricorn: They would only drink it with their tea

    Aquarius: Would drink it, but only if they are getting paid to

    Pisces: Throws a milking party with the milk and everyone is invited 

    February 15 2015

    The signs and what god they would be


    Aries - Kanye West

    Taurus - Kanye West

    Gemini - Kanye West

    Cancer - Kanye West

    Leo - Kanye West

    Virgo - Kanye West

    Libra - Kanye West

    Scorpio - Kanye West

    Sagittarius - Kanye West

    Capricorn - Kanye West

    Aquarius - Kanye West

    Pisces - Kanye West

    Reposted byTrollownia Trollownia

    February 12 2015

    February 05 2015

    5621 8afe 500





    1. Pokemon Red
    2. Pokemon Blue
    3. Pokemon Gold
    4. Pokemon Silver
    5. Pokemon Bronze
    6. Pokemon Red Fire
    7. Pokemon Grass Green
    8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
    9. Pokemon Safe Fire
    10. Pokemon A B C
    11. Pokemon X Y Z
    12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
    13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
    14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
    15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
    16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
    17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
    18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
    19. Pokemon Ping Pong
    20. Pokemon Party 
    21. Pokemon Party 8
    22. PokeKart: Double Dash
    23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
    24. Pokemon Cross Dress
    25. Pokemon Fingerblast
    26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
    27. Pokemon Who?
    28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

    LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

    yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

    Reposted bySaper300schaaftimmoeZuruimonkeyvaultdaegilsonozakidesuToupykamlot8

    January 23 2015




    the two main reasons i like pairings with height differences

    • the shorter of the two pulling the taller down into a kiss
    • the taller of the two lifting the shorter to kiss them
    • the taller one accidentally elbowing the shorter one in the face
    • the shorter one elbowing him back in the crotch
    • the taller one using the shorter one as a leaning post
    • the shorter one having to run to keep up with the taller one’s long strides
    • the taller one having to duck to get into the shorter one’s car and ending up with their knees in their face because the shorter one didn’t consider tall people when car-shopping
    • the shorter one being unable to drive the taller one’s car because they can’t reach the pedals
    • the shorter one practically swimming in the taller one’s clothes
    • the taller one grumbling about the shorter one’s phone keyboard being too small for their big hands
    Reposted bymolotovcupcake molotovcupcake
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