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March 06 2015




Imagine being in Islamic divorce court and the judge asks you for the reason and you’re like “your honor, he was unable to satisfy me in the bedroom. I bear witness in front of all of you. This man is incompetent.”

Islamic law is so fun.

"Ya sheikh his dick game was hella weak"

I’m done

February 05 2014

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I think cockroaches look adorable with bows IMHO. If they start FLYING then everything becomes batshit scary again.
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September 02 2013

When was the last time you broke the law?

if downloading music online counts as breaking the law, then my answer would be just two weeks ago. else, i never actually remember when was the last time i broke rules, but it shouldve been badass.

May 13 2013




Just a reminder:

When Prophet Muhammad (sallahu alayhi wa sallam) was travelling on the road with his cousin, Al-Fadl ibn Abbas, a woman stopped him to ask him a question.  The woman was very beautiful, and Al-Fadl couldn’t help but stare at her.

Seeing this, Prophet Muhammad reached out his hand and turned his cousin’s face away.

He didn’t tell the woman to cover her face.

He didn’t tell her to change her clothing.

He didn’t tell her that her appearance was too tempting or indecent.

He averted his cousin’s impolite stare.

Muhammad was a bro okay

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January 14 2013


Laws of Nature

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October 09 2011

Switzerland's rule with guinea pigs
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