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February 05 2019

A thought i had of a conversation with someone. Poured into a little comic because I felt like it.
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April 13 2015


things said in majority of movies:

  • “she’s not just some girl!”
  • “I should have told you this a long time ago.”
  • “I’m not a little girl anymore!!”
  • “but I love him!!”


-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”


“I knew your father. He was a good man.”


*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.


Thats an entire movie right there

Is this High School Musical
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January 04 2015


Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…


(Source: shaak-ti, via hotboyproblems)

December 11 2014




Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue. 

Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark. 


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November 28 2014


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October 05 2014

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October 17 2013


August 14 2013


Karkat, Thor, And Loki Walk Into A Bar…

(A con is going on nearby, and the fast food joint is full of people in cosplay. A rather attractive woman—dressed as a cheerleader with a pink chainsaw—leaves the building with her friends. They are whistled at by two rowdy customers entering.)

Customer #1: “Hey dude, check out all these freaks in here!”

Customer #2: “Oh, God! They’re everywhere! F****** freaks.”

Customer #1: *to a male cosplayer in front of him* “Oi mate, what the f*** are you supposed to be?”

Male Cosplayer #1: “M-me? I’m ‘Karkat’ from Homestuck.”

Customer #1: “Well, you look like a joke. What the f*** are those on your head?”

(The customer flicks the orange horns clipped to the cosplayer’s hair.)

Male Cosplayer #1: “Please don’t do that; I made these myself and I don’t want them to break.”

Customer #2: “You hear that? The little freak made his own horns! Ah, I guess it’s not all bad though; did you see that chick before with the massive rack?”

Customer #1: “I know, you don’t see hot cheerleaders everyday. She’s totally going to get it off me later.”

Customer #2: “Yeah, we’ll find her and give it to her good. I’m going to squeeze those t*** of her so hard.”

Male Cosplayer #1: “Can you please stop?! It’s really degrading to talk about women like that.”

(The whole restaurant goes quiet, and they turn to the rowdy customers.)

Customer #1: “If the slag didn’t want it, should wouldn’t have them hanging out.”

Male Cosplayer #1: “She was in costume! Besides, what does it matter how she was dressed? Clothing isn’t an invitation.”

Customer #2: “Do you want to take this outside?”

(Just then, another male customer in the corner, who also happens to be a cosplayer, speaks up.)

Male Cosplayer #2: “If you fight him, you have to fight me first!”

Customer #2: “Who said that?”

(Male Cosplayer #2 stands up to reveal he is well over 6 ft tall, and very muscular, but in costume too.)

Male Cosplayer #2: “I am Thor, Son of Odin, God of Thunder, who commands the Lightning and the Storm!”

(At that moment, a third cosplayer stands up, revealing he too is very tall and muscular.)

Male Cosplayer #3: “And I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose… to defend women from sexist pigs like you, and defend people’s right to cosplay!”

(The two rowdy customers quickly remove themselves from the restaurant, while Karkat, Thor and Loki receive a round of applause.)

(source: notalwaysright.com)
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April 23 2012


November 19 2011


September 06 2011

My original status on facebook :
12 years ago, on my birthday everyone gave me typical gifts like diary books, drawing books, color pencils and gel pens cuz they know me as that kid who likes writing and drawing. A month later, my friend gets a MUTHATRUCKIN' PAIR OF SHOES WITH SKATES HIDDEN UNDERNEATH THE SOLES.
They were 'in' in the 2000's and I wanted one badly. So bad that I had to pretend that the shoes I'm wearing have wheels in them and slid with them on school grounds until the back soles wear out. So badly that I actually drew a comic about magic pills that can gave you whatever you want and cure one's envy, which I used to get those roller-skates/shoes and show off in front of that said friend whom I envied.
It's 2014 now and I'm afraid this whole incident would repeat all over again. Except it might not be necessarily swiss-army-knife-roller-skates.

Tina: daaaaw

Me: everyone remembered me as "that kid that likes to draw and stuff & never asked for cool stuff" *sigh*

Tina: but you do want cool stuffs

Me: I KNOW. Thats what everyone else back in my class never realize! ugh.
i actually naturally don't want cool stuff, BUT when someone else gets a cool stuff I automatically will try hard to get the same cool stuff because I'm a muthaflippin' envious copycat like that.

It's like when I get something cool & expensive I go like "aww new man stahpit it's too much" but when someone else gets something cooler Im like "DAMMIT I MUST HAVE THAT". My wants are always triggered by what someone else has.

Tina: one word ra.... GREEEEEEED

Me: NO. Still envy. I am far from greed. Envy just wants what other people have. Greed wants EVERYTHING.

Tina: but u saw smthng cool and u want it... so u want it

Me: no, I saw something cool that is OWNED BY ANOTHER PERSON. So I want it. if I saw something cool in the store I won't necessarily want it

Tina: same thing u know.. but then again, depends on what kind of stuffs u see owned by someone else right?

Me: not at all, theres a line & it's not even a fine line.
Imagine you go to a store & you see iPhones & Samsung Galaxy phones along with other brands. You want to buy them all. YOU WANT TO OWWWWWN THEM ALL.


Imagine you go to a store & see all these phones & said "eh, I still have my HTC chacha" but Kevin walks in with his Sony Xperia Z2 and you saw his Z2, and YOU WANT his Z2 so you wanna buy another Z2 from the shop. Just the Z2 and not everything else because you want to have a Z2 just like his.

God Tina I need to teach you more about the seven deadly sins description

Tina: Lawyered by Rara

Me: you just been Rara'd

Kevin: Justice is Served.
Lets call it Envreed. The borderline of Envy and Greed.

Me: Envreed sounds like a handsome name

Tina: I approve Envreed

Kevin: Aw yiss

Me: "and jealousy's the cousin, the cousin of greed" - Cute is What We Aim For's song 'The Curse of Curves... but they say jealousy tho not envy

Tina: i suddenly smell KFC... wat?

Me: Someone brought KFC inside the hostel maybeh

Kevin: Tina is awakening her "N" Genes

Me: i hope someone brought a watermelon along with them

Tina: i want papayas

Me: we should chop watermelon n papaya & top it with squeez-cheese & eat it like cheap-ass fruit salad

Tina: I prefer raw papayas

Kevin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXDPb3kdcdA

Me: dafuq did I just watch?

Kevin: Watermelons!

Tina: its night and u make m watch this?

Kevin: Don't worry, no watermelons gonna assault you at night.

Me: But slenderman's fart will

Tina: LOL


Tina: Sian Slendy

Me: Kembung gara-gara masuk angin

Tina: tu la, berdiri lagi di hutan malam2

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