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January 29 2014


Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”




  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

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August 23 2011


Instead of saying “cool story bro” try these out:

1) Fascinating Discourse Chum
2) Riveting Fable Comrade
3) Intriguing Anecdote Brethren
4) Perpetuating Argument Colleague
5) Sweet Saga Yo
6) Waste of Time Jerk
7) Spellbinding Reiteration There My Chumly Companion
8) Phantasmagorical Novelization Oh Great One
9) Interesting Intellect Imbecile
10) Trepidating Boar Fetus
11) Ballin’ Gossip dawg!
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January 26 2011

Submitted: List of Sites Similar to Tumblr, even an Alternative

Sites like Tumblr. This is a list of websites that are similar to tumblr, or might be an alternative if you are looking for other type of functions. Posterous, Typepad, Blogger, Wordpress, Streem are among them. This list is not a vs. post though.
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