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Imagine being in Islamic divorce court and the judge asks you for the reason and you’re like “your honor, he was unable to satisfy me in the bedroom. I bear witness in front of all of you. This man is incompetent.”

Islamic law is so fun.

"Ya sheikh his dick game was hella weak"

I’m done

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