Tumblelog by Soup.io
Newer posts are loading.
You are at the newest post.
Click here to check if anything new just came in.



Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

Yeah, I’ve noticed quite the spark between them. There’s even been a rumor going around that they’ve screwed.

(via ryangruber)

Reposted bysstefaniaim-so-retardedambassadorofdumbschaafKryptoniteMissDeWordeMissPunchlineNorkNorknaichschlachtorosUtzngiebelrandomusercoloredgrayscaledevloquejosephineWecanbeheroesvolldostdiviBootyfulllthepunnerycoloredgrayscaleelundrilshadowfax42Smokehead18ysuperbrainzMerarinaichsicksinspinatlasagne
No Soup for you

Don't be the product, buy the product!

YES, I want to SOUP ●UP for ...