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July 08 2015

June 24 2015

The *blank* of the zodiac

Aries: the leader (aka Ryan Seacrest; that bastard is the leader of everything nowadays)
Taurus: the muscle (hulk smash) [I'm not even sorry lmao]
Gemini: the Witt (oh the sarcasm that seems to always stem from your mouth)
Cancer: the mother (plus you're the best at giving hugs)
Leo: the enthusiast (but honestly though, you're the most talented)
Virgo: the intellect (seriously, you're the only one who knows anything at all)
Libra: the glue (you get stuck to everyone, and everyone gets stuck to you)
Scorpio: the best, honestly (call me;))
Sagittarius: the joker (batman better look out)
Capricorn: the rock (ayye Dwayne Johnson where you at?)
Aquarius: the rebel (Debby Ryan plays you, in a movie, just by the way)
Pisces: the cinnamon roll (seriously you are the one and only cinnamon roll)

Reposted bykoszmarek koszmarek

June 18 2015

thatsridicarus

June 17 2015

Color Palettes for the Signs...

cinnamoneneko:

Capricorn~

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Sagittarius~

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Scorpio~

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Libra~

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Virgo~

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Leo~

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Cancer~

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Gemini~

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Taurus~

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Aries~

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Pisces~

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Aquarius~

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Reposted fromthebonapartiers thebonapartiers

June 14 2015

thatsridicarus

June 11 2015

the strokes + zodiac signs + elements

June 08 2015

thatsridicarus
Ghost characters & urban legends according to your zodiac signs from Line

May 22 2015

Horoscopes as Bikini Bottom recurring background characters

pinkieangela:

crowski:

Aries: Nat Peterson

Taurus: Harold Bill Reginald

Gemini: Fred

Cancer: Sandals

Leo: Tom

Virgo: Nancy Suzy Fish

Libra: Sadie Rechid

Scorpio: Shubie

Saggitarius: Scooter

Capricorn: Dave

Aquarius: Old Man Jenkins

Pisces: Abigail Marge

THEY HAVE NAMES/????

Reposted byfancy-tangerinemolotovcupcake

May 04 2015

The Signs And What They Are Most Often Doing

Aquarius: Beating up Gemini
Pisces: Beating up Gemini
Aries: Beating up Gemini
Taurus: Beating up Gemini
Gemini: Bleeding and crying violently
Cancer: Beating up Gemini
Leo: Beating up Gemini
Virgo: Beating up Gemini
Libra: Beating up Gemini
Scorpio: Beating up Gemini
Sagittarius: Beating up Gemini
Capricorn: Beating up Gemini

[X]

Me as a judge

Me: what's they sign
Lawyer: your honor what do you mean?
Me: 😒 wus dey sign hoe
Lawyer: ummm....libra your honor
Me: guilty
Jury: tru

[X]

The band your sign misses the most

Aries: my chemical romance
Taurus: my chemical romance
Gemini: my chemical romance
Cancer: my chemical romance
Leo: my chemical romance
Virgo: my chemical romance
Libra: my chemical romance
Scorpio: my chemical romance
Sagittarius: my chemical romance
Capricorn: my chemical romance
Aquarius: my chemical romance
Pisces: my chemical romance

pkmn types of the zodiacs

mistpunk:

ARIES: ♈ 

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TAURUS: ♉ 
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GEMINI: ♊ 
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CANCER: ♋ 
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LEO: ♌ 
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VIRGO: ♍ 
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LIBRA: ♎ 
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SCORPIO: ♏ 
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SAGITTARIUS: ♐ 
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CAPRICORN: ♑ 
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AQUARIUS: ♒ 
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PISCES: ♓ 
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May 01 2015

comin4dabooty:

“Whats ur zodiac sign?”

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Reposted bymolotovcupcake molotovcupcake

April 30 2015

which celestial body should you fight

roachpatrol:

aries: none. stay home. 

taurus: the moon.

gemini: also the moon.

cancer: anything you goddamn want to.

leo: the sun.

virgo: the International Space Station.

libra: mars. good fucking luck. 

scorpio: the sun, but you’ll probably lose.

sagittarius: a mylar balloon in the shape of a star.

capricorn: start kicking rocks. you’re bound to find a meteor some day, and when you do you’re gonna tear it a new asshole. 

aquarius: the moon but only after tauros and gemini have softened it up a bit.

pisces: just go outside at night and scream. 

Reposted byredbeggarman redbeggarman

April 29 2015

thatsridicarus

The signs as Julian Casablancas tweets

Aries: "whenever I hear 'never say never' all i can think is 'but u just said it twice?'"
Taurus: "fuck zoos"
Gemini: "just ranting from my high twyttor horse"
Cancer: "why do drug addicts sometimes have such great style?"
Leo: "I'm always embarrassed that I like everything at urban outfitter"
Virgo: "warning: red bull is cocaine"
Libra: "the world must officially stop using the word 'literally'"
Scorpio: "It's all just happenstance people. Na'mean? Lol xoxo :) :( ;(-)- - - (vomiting winky-face)"
Sagittarius: "who likes clowns?? children in the 1800s maybe??"
Capricorn: "to all my friends, no more drunk faxing, this is the year i grow up..."
Aquarius: "a firm handjob is worth a thousand tweets"
Pisces: "how hot is that vodka robot?"

(via dreaminggq)

April 28 2015

Emojis for the signs:

kissmyastrology:

Aries: ♈🐏😠💪👟🎽🏃📣🚘🍺🔥🏪

Taurus: ♉🐮😋🍫💝💻👞👢🍷🍝🌋🌱

Gemini: ♊👬😉👉👄👙📱🍹📖🎢🎭🃏

Cancer: ♋🐚😢👰👪💌📺🍼🌚💦♻💐

Leo: ♌🐻😎💛👏👑🌞🎬🎤🍻🌻🏆

Virgo: ♍👱😷🏥🌾🍞🎒📏🎓🍒🛀📊

Libra: ♎🗽😘💄👔👠🗼🌹🍸👓📚✒

Scorpio: ♏🌊😑🔎💀💋🔗❤👖👕🔫🔒

Sagittarius: ♐🏇😆👍💸🎉💃👣⛺🎲🎰🎯

Capricorn: ♑🐐😐💰💼⌚💲🍵🍴📰🌷💒

Aquarius: ♒⛲😤💨🔬📑📘💡👽✌🌿🌐

Pisces: ♓🐟😇🙏⛪🔯✴⌛🎡🎨🎶📀

March 24 2015

the signs: punk rock vs pop punk

yuckasfuxk:

Punk Rock: Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius 

Pop Punk: Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

*raeps this post worships this post* PUNK ROCK ALL THE WAY

though this might not be true with my friends’ signs and their music preferences

March 14 2015

thatsridicarus

myoo89:

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Taurus facts. For much more on the zodiac signs, click here.

thatsridicarus omg ra!!

licks & worships this post cuz I love good smells but i got a poor nose

Reposted bymanianganian manianganian
thatsridicarus
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This was WEEKS ago, when I told Tina about the coincidence on the starsigns of most of the people whom I either envy or copied (or both), and the temporary copycat comrades I had.

Besides Libras I think I envied/copied a few Leos too, while some Leos were my copycat comrades for a certain period of time. I guess to me, Leo swings both ways.

February 21 2015

thatsridicarus

February 20 2015

the signs' favorite hobby

firelordzuko:

aries: masturbating using ram horns
taurus: bull riding
gemini: sex
cancer: eating crustacean 
leo: lion taming
virgo: picking flowers
libra: lawyering
scorpio: eating scorpions in shady vending areas 
sagittarius: archery
capricorn: herding goats
aquarius: pouring water or some shit
pisces: swimming

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