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January 05 2015

thatsridicarus

fake-dildo:

birth

Tags: cake birth wtf
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January 04 2015

chifnerd:

mystic-sybil:

I don’t read as much as I used to. I don’t draw as much as I used to.

I don’t even play video games as much as I used to.

I have no idea what I do.

Real fuckin’ talk

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December 13 2014

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itsmemacleod:

thats it. we have seen everything, the world may continue to stop existing.

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December 11 2014

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blackumi:

What in fucks name is this flying water

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December 03 2014

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dreamboy1991:

this makes me feel SO WEIRD 

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tenaflyviper:

This image has me greatly concerned.

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November 28 2014

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jakemalik:

I really can’t explain some of the pictures I have on my phone sometimes

exhibit a

this most certainly is a CROC ATTACK
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25 Jokes Thought Up By Kids That Are So Terrible They're Hilarious

(via imgur)

November 26 2014

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prokopetz:

sweet-bitsy:

What if you went out on a date with a moth and he took you by the hand with one of his fuzzy little legs and he was like “I want to take you to the most beautiful place I know, because you deserve nothing less” and when you get there it’s literally just a lamp

There is no conceivable clarification I could ask for regarding this scenario whose answer wouldn’t just raise further questions.

November 21 2014

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masterarrowhead:

kamiyakari:

fangirlingforeverz:

makoala:

The best of Katrina (a.k.a fangirlingforeverz) part 1

All of you should read this because Katrina will make you sob endlessly with her well-written Makorra smut.

I can’t.

And then Korra punched him in the face because what the fuck kind of pick up line was that?


katrina you are perfect

"SWORD OF LOVE"

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November 19 2014

thatsridicarus
Bey can convert wind energy into electrical energy just by her mouth ALL HAIL QUEEN BEY
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November 11 2014

thatsridicarus
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says, “Aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.”
— A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school.

(Source: loh-lee-tah | Explanation on Yahoo Answers for those who dont get it)

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November 10 2014

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reverseracist:

zellah8:

alwayskeepingitonehundred:

I DID NOT KNOW WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY BUT EHEN YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY WAS TRYNA SAY OMG

what does this mean

FILET MIGNON

Filet Mignon, Flaming Young. Tomato, Toe-May-Toe.
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October 23 2014

thatsridicarus

foxmccloud:

jjuuddas:

foxmccloud:

“i feel a million bucks” i say to you. you assume ive made a typo, but in reality ive spent the past 15 years of my life systematically feeling every male deer in the world. their hooves are so strong, and their fur so soft. 

What the fuck is wrong with this website

a pervasively anti-intellectual hivemind that denigrates anything remotely creative and interesting with constant unending cries of “what the FUCK is WRONG with this website” and “oh my GOD r u on DRUGS” like a coven of shrieking baby pterodactyls cognitively incapable of understanding that the one person who dares attempting to make an interesting or humorous post is forced to see each and every one of their incessant half a cent comments in their own twisted Dantean circle of hell

October 16 2014

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spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

marissaofunderground
This above post….This goes on just to show you how far people will go to demonize Pagans. I am deeply offended by this, as should any Pagan.
lordicexx:
Whoever made this picture is a priority meatbag target during the skeleton war.
lapisinafishbowl:
Not sure whether it’s funny or sad that these kinds of people still exist. Smh.
thespookypoptart:
School system at its worst.
Parenting at its best.
ladyfluorite:
i hope my kids are this smart when/if I have them they shall get ice cream too
swaggyslothy:
IT REALLY ANNOYS ME WHEN PEOPLE DONT LIKE HALLOWEEN. LIKE ITS OK IF YOU DONT CELEBRATE IT BUT DONT A FUCKING JERK ABOUT IT. HALLOWEEN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SATAN SO WHY ARE PEOPLE SO AGAINST IT. DO YOUR THING AND LET OTHER PEOPLE DO THEIRS. DONT FORCE YOUR BULLSHIT OPINIONS ONTO PEOPLE.
coraregina:
…does that principal even know what “hedonistic” MEANS?
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September 28 2014

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donttellanyoneabouthis:

meatbicyclevevo:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort
vitamins a

weig waters

pering

I somehow read that as 'perving' wtf

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September 27 2014

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So this happened on Line as I shared the official Line account's fried chicken pun post to Tina and then more chicken puns > typo > puns of the typo > more worldplay and we ended up with "the irony of frying Al Gore's meat"

the leafblower emoticon is a totally different story
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