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June 07 2015

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presspitaryan:

THIS IS THE MOST COMPELLING ARGUMENT IVE HEARD OKAY IM SATISFIED NOW YOU GOT IT

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June 02 2015

thatsridicarus

May 28 2015

To people that speak multiple languages...

charlesoberonn:

mcratpapa:

How does it feel to be a supreme human being?

Pretty good. I keep mixing up idioms and forget words in both languages, but it’s nice.

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May 24 2015

Things French parents say to their kids

nope-not-true:

When we forget to turn off a light:
C’est pas Versailles ici !
Hey, we’re not in Versailles !

When we stand between them and something they want to see:
Et ton père, il est vitrier ?
Is your father a glazier?


nous-les-cancres:

When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet

Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain !
Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !

jadisjavaisuncoeur:

What’s for dinner ?
Des caillous.
Pebbles.

When you lie too obviously :
Et mon cul c’est du poulet.
And my ass is made of chicken.

ewnor:

When you are in a bad mood :
Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable.
Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer

When you are throwing a tantrum :
Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins.
Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.

ambrena:

And the world wonders why we are so sassy.

----

jaimetalangue:

languagethings:

serre-la-lumiere:

perfectlysporadiccycle:

welcome to the French language where tantôt means “earlier” AND “later”

And where tiédir means “to cool off” and “to warm up”

also when I found out  that tout à l'heure can mean both ‘a moment ago’ and ‘in a moment’. 

I’d add that tantôt and tout à l’heure are pretty synonyms? but Belgian people use tantôt all the time whereas the French use tout à l’heure (it’s not 100% acurate but it reflects my French language experience so far haha)

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May 16 2015

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ask.fm
Hello!!! Can u like @OfficialSelenkaMarieGomez's 1 answer and follow her? I will send u 3 gifts follow u, and like ur answers!!!💖 (by itzselenators)

how about 3 facts instead:
- i dont do 'likes', especially when asked
- thats not the actual selena gomez so why should I care
- here ya go i spiffified that question
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ask.fm
Heyy you are cute :$ Add me on KIK: warm18
sorry buddy i dont have kik & even if I do i wont add random people but here ya go I made your question into a jpeg image
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April 30 2015

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

maidenmothercronus:

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

birdflashed:

1. plug your nose
2. say sneep snop

a-promise-that-i-keep:

try saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice

lighten-the-darkness:

Try and say 'bubbles' in the angriest voice you can


throyharper:

the last one will work I promise you

frootist:

This whole post cheered me up and I didn’t have to say a word


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April 10 2015

thatsridicarus
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more language exchange sessions with Tina. we covered topics regarding bats, necklaces, teacups & socks

here’s a screenshot earlier of Tina trying google translate, translating a Malay song title into English

April 09 2015

thatsridicarus

pretty space words

aphelion - the point in the orbit of a planet, asteroid, or comet at which it is farthest from the Sun.
astral - relating to or resembling the stars.
caldera - a large volcanic crater, especially one formed by a major eruption leading to the collapse of the mouth of the volcano.
celestial - positioned in or relating to the sky, or outer space as observed in astronomy.
constellation - a group of stars forming a recognizable pattern.
cosmos - the universe seen as a well-ordered whole.
equinox - the time or date at which the sun crosses the celestial equator, when day and night are of equal length.
faculae - bright patches that are visible on the Sun’s surface.
lunation - the interval of a complete lunar cycle, between one new Moon and the next.
interstellar - occurring or situated between stars.
nebula - a cloud of gas and dust in outer space, visible in the night sky either as an indistinct bright patch or as a dark silhouette against other luminous matter.
perihelion - the point in the orbit of a planet, asteroid, or comet at which it is closest to the Sun.
synodic - relating to or involving the conjunction of stars, planets, or other celestial objects.

(Source: danscrotch)

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April 06 2015

thatsridicarus
The differences between poop, crap, turd and shit
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March 21 2015

thatsridicarus

February 03 2015

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worldwidewoman:

astroasteria:

the signs & untranslatable words

this is the only one that’s real

January 24 2015

xsult:

lowkeywalker:

brownglucose:

cj-sewers:

It blows my mind that after all this time you’ve spent on earth, nobody ever bothered to tell you that your eyes aren’t brown.

They are copper against honey and sage and when they water they glow, two perfect orbs the same shade as nature after it rains.


You’re not as simple as they wanted you to be.

"you’re not as simple as they wanted you to be"

wow

This made me actually feel special 

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thatsridicarus
theyuniversity: 

VOCABULARY HELP: WORD ROOT “FID” (FAITH)

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December 11 2014

grabbidyballs:

smattenhove:

cacen:

teapartyasian:

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

smad.

there are two types of people

December 06 2014

thatsridicarus

good transition words to use on your SAT essay:

rick-sanchez:

  • however
  • although
  • not to mention
  • macklemoreover

stabbystabbysdownfall:

I put ‘Macklemoreover’ as a transition in a research paper I was writing for school because I couldn’t think of a good one at the moment but I forgot to take it out before I turned my paper in.

December 02 2014

thatsridicarus

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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November 12 2014

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Needed a new header so I challenged myself to make something really really abrupt and out of the blue. Came out with this potential string of song lyrics.
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November 10 2014

thatsridicarus
Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.
malkiewicz
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thatsridicarus
It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.
largeandlovely (via vvni)
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