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July 02 2015
June 28 2015
An Australian game reviewer got sick and tired of young boys trolling her and threatening to rape her, so she did what any self-respecting adult would do — she told their parents. [via]
This is awesome!
yes more of this pls
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Shadowgirl230
Shadowgirl230June 27 2015
"you cant animate women easily, they have to stay pretty all the time"
i love it when reaction images are also examples
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kayceedillaaa via ToshioTVJune 24 2015
How to respond to the question ‘Are they twins?’.
Adding from my brother: “You see it too??”
“Triplets, actually. I’m the third.”
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June 20 2015
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity :Go ahead and just try to pick a favorite answer
I’m going to spread my STDs everywhere, using this condom
Are we not gonna talk about the one on the bottom right corner
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my-name-is-longJune 16 2015
So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere
let me tell you a story
i picked philosphy as minor this semester and there are several “soon to be priests” who need to study philosophy before theology. to make it ven funnier it’s only me and other 5 women, all the other 40 are men priests.
on a rainy thursday (would you look at that coincidence) i got my pagan ass to class (heh) and i noticed some of them gave me weird looks because of my mjöllnir and my “””in your face””” pagan tshirt, so they started asking me why i was defying cristians with those accessories, in a catholic university and being probably baptized as christian when a baby.
i just let them talk and heard a lot about how wrong i was converting to an “unexistent” and “primitive” religion when i shit you not a thunder hit the building next to ours and almost got everyone deaf. i got startled but i tried to keep my cool to scare them off and i said in my morgan freeman sort of voice “don’t you call my gods false”.
they literally run away to the sight of me now.
Thank you for your continuation to my post it’s the best one yet
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glitchedRagnarokJune 08 2015
holy shit it got even better
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May 26 2015
April 29 2015
The M was out today at school
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN
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April 20 2015
October 31 2014
i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much.
i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body
I’ve always wanted to do this. I hope they all went out for ice cream later too.
i want an update on this
FUCKING AMAZING
FORCED TO FLEE WITH HIS NAN
Charlie Fisher was met by the girls shouting “liar, liar” as he walked out of arrivals.
A cheating boyfriend got his comeuppance when he touched down in the UK following a holiday – and walked straight into his three girlfriends.
Charlie Fisher, 20, had barely set foot on English soil at Luton Airport when he heard someone shouting ‘liar, liar’ – and saw the three girls he had been seeing being each other’s backs marching towards him.
Becky Connery, 17, said she planned the (not so) welcome party after finding out her love rat boyfriend had been texting a girl behind her back.
‘He came out and froze,’ she told The Sun.
The girls found each other through text and Facebook and hatched the plan (Picture: Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham)
‘We started calling him a cheat and a liar really loudly. He didn’t have anything to say.’
After seeing the message, Becky got in touch with the 20-year-old girl – who does not want to be identified – and together, the pair found a third girl through Facebook, Lizzie Leeland-Cunningham.
‘I just wanted to see his face when all three of us were in the same place,’ Lizzie, 19, told The Sun.
Becky later said that after confronting her cheating ex, he ‘ran to his nana’.
Charlie, from Hertfordshire, would invent friends and lie about family commitments in order to juggle the three girls, according to reports.
Beautiful
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October 16 2014
The fact that both of these reactions came from males
This is basically the only instance where “not all men” applies because it’s not some whining shitlord trying to make it all about them, it’s literally men NOT being shitlords and actually being respectful of women as people.
A+ would date.
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October 13 2014
go home
this wins Halloween
They did this to a pony at my old barn to teach the kids the bones & another with the muscles to teach the parts of the horse & how they move.
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October 05 2014
Bigotry Unleashed - Notalwaysright
(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
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September 23 2014
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
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September 21 2014
August 27 2014
July 23 2014
dude tried to start a KKK rally, and this just shows black people gives no fucks about y'all's racism,
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June 07 2014
Coca-Cola Invents 16 Crazy Caps to Turn Empty Bottles Into Useful Objects Ogilvy's '2nd Lives' campaign
Coca-cola's campaigns are uplifting recently, idk what happened but with the friendship twist bottle caps, the bottle cap payphone for the South Asian labor workers in Dubai, and THIS? Recycling plastic into more usefull things? It's pretty kickass.
Oh since this is in Vietnam, I bet it's gonna spread to all Southeast Asian countries in a matter of time. Can't wait till this happens in Indonesia.
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useitagain
May 27 2014
“ Getting confused by someone’s gender makes me smile because people like these have the guts to just be themselves, unafraid n not giving a rat’s ass about people’s judgment. ”— [X]
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