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June 08 2015

quick question to people who stick chewing gum underneath tables in public places

kanayastrider:

the fuck is wrong with you? 

Reposted fromRaphayella Raphayella

April 21 2015

theoldcapn:

so i was just trying to log into my old email account and i couldn’t remember the password so my security question that i set for myself two years ago pops up

and it is:

‘Why?’

and I’m like, what a dick move, me. I don’t know the fucking answer. Why? Why? Why what, me? What are you trying to ask me, you little shit?!

so in a fit of rage I type in ‘BECAUSEFUCKYOUTHATSWHY’

ding password reset 

ding password reset
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April 15 2015

thatsridicarus

laceymicallef:

yesterday i launched big bud press, my new pin company. this is one of the 11 designs in the shop <3

February 23 2015

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ask.fm
a messed-up dream yet again, in february 23rd.
I also remembered asking Kele Okereke around on how to pronounce his name in Igbo Nigerian accent and he seemed offended by it.

TINA'S EPIC REACTION YET AGAIN

November 13 2014

thatsridicarus

kitkatkatee:

golden-soulll:

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

I honestly fucking hate getting secondhand embarrassment from a character in movies and books

and i’m just sitting there like

omg why did you do that 

why 

there will never be a more accurate post that relates to my life like this one

image

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June 04 2014

thatsridicarus
Oscillating Profoundities: Why?
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May 27 2014

thatsridicarus
How the hell is “muslim extremists” a thing when Islam says moderation is a virtue & we’re not allowed to be extreme?
— [X|X]
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May 26 2014

thatsridicarus
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kendrawcandraw:

Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body

orihime-strawberry-love:

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS

BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!

WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!

GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE

  • SEXUAL
  • FUCKING
  • ORGANS!!!

source: X

tazzygal:

Ahem.

BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!

Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.

I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.

Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)

Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.

So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”

The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.

Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.

In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.

As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.

Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.

You inconsiderate space herpe.

micro-mochi:

Can I point out that male nipples also belonged to mammary organs necessary to nurse babies? 

Reposting just for the second last comment \m/
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August 20 2013

thatsridicarus

bartowski:

printers are fucking awful

it’s 2013 so

  1. why do they still make so much noise
  2. why are they so pushy and impatient
  3. why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves
  4. why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load more paper before going into some sort of mid-life crisis during which they try to re-evaluate their entire lives before collapsing
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June 22 2013

when you have so many ideas, but no talentimage

Reposted frominsanedreamer insanedreamer viaapatia apatia

April 26 2013

thatsridicarus
Please Learn This
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March 17 2013

thatsridicarus
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August 12 2012

thatsridicarus

May 26 2012

thatsridicarus

April 15 2012

What to call the latest generation

Submitted by: belstgut
Posted at: 2012-04-13 07:45:09
See full post and comment: http://9gag.com/gag/3830619


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thatsridicarus
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Why have you trapped my people?
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February 04 2012

thatsridicarus

December 14 2011

thatsridicarus
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Back home after the semester is over.

EVERY. FUCKING. SEMESTER.
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November 27 2011

thatsridicarus
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Why so alone?
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November 25 2011

thatsridicarus

peaceblaster:

America’s failed foreign policy summarized in 2 pictures.

(Source: racetobitchmountain, via grimmjow)

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