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March 25 2015

thatsridicarus

mysharona1987:

Oh my God.

VOLDETORT.

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March 21 2015

Things Voldemort should have made into horcruxes:

wellrockhardwithonlyfourchairs:

downwithdumbledore:

  1. A penny, he then should have gave that penny to a stranger and told them to pass it on , the result would be Harry Potter never being able to find the penny.

  2. His underwear , who wants to have to take someone’s underwear off of them?!

  3. A dead battery, who would suspect that?

  4. Lily and James’ tombstone. Could harry destroy his parents graves?

YO NUMBER 4 COULD U FUCKIN IMAGINE

March 06 2015

foreignexchangehijabi:

tealightfultima:

To the dozen anons who have asked about what’s under my hijab - since it obviously couldn’t be hair…it’s one of these:

• snakes
• 5lbs of candy
• a bear
• Tiny elves making cookies
• a vortex where all my powers and life force are kept 
• a teleporter
• nothing. I keep it covered because there’s literally a black hole on top of my head

You forgot Voldemort. Also, I am hiding Voldemort under my hijab 

October 13 2014

thatsridicarus

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

totallyfubar:

I’m 100% sure it was just George

oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

No

consultingmoosecaptain:

First of all fuck you

blue-boxeddreamer:

Secondly GO BACK TO HELL SATAN

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September 24 2014

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cincoflex:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

Poor guy; his nose is plugged up—-

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August 04 2014

thatsridicarus

July 29 2014

thatsridicarus

voldemort rose to power in 1997. he destroyed all records of muggle borns. therefore, all muggle borns that would have been younger than 11 at the time of his takeover would never have gotten their letters because he’s an evil wizard and destroyed our records. the ministry is still in the process of finding all muggle borns.

centaurette:

angstier:

createyourself42:

HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!

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If I had to define hope to someone, I would show them this post.

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May 25 2014

thatsridicarus

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

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March 31 2014

wizard-in-the-tardis:

dayofthefishdoctor:

karemloo:

fuckyeahlukemyernaked:

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

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I CANT HANDLE THIS

are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french?

the baguette chooses the wizard mr. potter

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FRENCH

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March 13 2014

thatsridicarus
I’ve also modified my parents’ memories so that they’re convinced they’re really called Wendell and Monica Wilkins, and that their life’s ambition is to move to Australia, which they have now done. That’s to make it more difficult for Voldemort to track them down and interrogate them about me – or you, because unfortunately, I’ve told them quite a bit about you. Assuming I survive our hunt for the Horcruxes, I’ll find Mum and Dad and lift the enchantment. If I don’t – well, I think I’ve cast a good enough charm to keep them safe and happy. Wendell and Monica Wilkins don’t know that they’ve got a daughter, you see. - Hermione’s eyes were swimming with tears again.
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March 11 2014

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cumberbatched-in-the-shire:

tHIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

NOT JUST TWO DASH THINGS

BUT THREE

AND THEY ARE ALL PERFECT NO DON’T TOUCH ME

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September 12 2013

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ihaveanarmarda:

bakerstreetbabes:

alisonofagun:

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Reblogging for perfect gif of perfection.

DAMN YOU MOFFAT

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September 05 2013

thatsridicarus
(c) FultNamn
And I guess Voldemort probably lifts Nagini by magic, it only makes sense cuz she's that heavy.
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July 24 2013

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April 21 2013

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Chillin' on the set
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October 18 2012

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Cagemort
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October 13 2012

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September 21 2012

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Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
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August 24 2012

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professor quirrel / voldemort costume

August 07 2012

Some gifs & pics taken from ask-the-odd-couple-from-asgard

SPIDEYTOAST! 
  WERK DAT POLEDANCE LOKEE.
LOKI LIEKS CATS
 DAT ASS.
DEM TITTIES.

WEEEE
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