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May 25 2015

princekid13:

manga-maniac:

- That was a pretty easy catch.
- Sometimes all you gotta do is ask.

Does noone understand that James is like, the best trainer? He may not be the strongest, but he ASKS his pokemon if they want to join, seriously he’s nicer than Ash to his pokemon.

The poor man gets bitten, poisoned, chewed on, strangled, stabbed, prodded, crushed, blown up, and all manner of painful things by his pokemon, AND HE LOVES THEM ANYWAYS.

James needs his own show. Of when he was a kid or something. And his amazing gift with pokemon.

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May 20 2015

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May 19 2015

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May 15 2015

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May 12 2015

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We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.
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April 26 2015

ryanccole:

I just realized the climax of the Lion King is kind of hilarious.

Because it came down to a showdown fight between Scar and Simba. And here’s something great about them: they are the weakest little shits.

Scar was this skinny twig of a lion who probably only got the 11th+ portion of any kill because nobody liked him, and the only way he could one-up anyone was through trickery, and/or by softening them up with a wildebeest herd.

Simba grew up without ever having to chase his prey or work particularly hard because he lived on a diet of insects and nothing else. Nala could kick his ass because she was a goddamn proper hunter.

So the final battle was the equivalent to a pasty-faced metrosexual teen slap-fighting a starving 60-year old

10/10

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April 10 2015

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bumbarbie:

Russell brand is actually woke af

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March 01 2015

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destinedforjohnlock:

Breaking: Fox News doesn’t lie or exaggerate for once.

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January 20 2015

thatsridicarus
if someone “fights like a girl” you should be absolutely terrified of them have ever seen a girl fight they’ll rip your fucking throat out with their hands while the guys are still doing that weird cobra posturing thing for five minutes 
fiendishly-nerdy   (via signedsincerelymegan)

"teachers are told to get in between boys when they’re fighting because once they lose eye contact they’ll calm down but teachers are told to stay out of the way of girls fighting because they will fuck your shit up"

- bonesinmyblood
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kernalmustache:

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

The worst is parents who do this to 6 year olds.

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January 19 2015

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2050 e5b5

seriouslyamerica:

Seriously, Rugrats was not fucking around.

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November 26 2014

thatsridicarus

Things to remember tonight...

adilaidekane:

  • White people are not the enemy, racist people are the enemy
  • Cops are not the enemy, cops who abuse their power are the enemy.
  • The justice system is not the enemy, individuals within the justice system are.
  • Hate that breeds hate is useless = anger that breeds change is transforming.
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constantine-spiritworker:

dajo42:

"it’s just a phase"
i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday

on point.

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November 24 2014

thatsridicarus
i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom
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November 22 2014

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half-typing something into yr address bar expecting it to autofill and ending up on google searching tumb or twi is like doing a trust fall and getting fucking dropped
nonsequiturtle

Me: "sou" & "faceb" over here
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November 15 2014

rin-matsuokas-hips:

conductoroftardislight:

heartofalifer:

SOMETIMES I GET SO FUCKING ANGRY WHEN I REMEMBER THAT I AM A GIRL BECAUSE MY MONEY HAS TO GO TO BUYING BRAS FOR THESE STUPID ORGANIC MILK BAGS AND PADS FOR MONTHLY UNWANTED SUBSCRIPTION OF LUCIFER’S WATERFALL LIKE WTF MAN WHY DONT THESE THINGS COME FREE WHEN MY UNWANTED PACKAGE IS GIVEN TO ME SERIOUSLY THO

organic milk bags

monthly subscription to lucifer’s waterfall

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November 10 2014

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i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

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It’s not friendship, it’s bromance. It’s not eyeliner, it’s guyliner. It’s not yoga, it’s broga. It’s not just silly portmanteaus, it’s evidence of the hilarious fragility of masculinity.
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November 05 2014

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crystalsrad:

this is my FAVORITE one so far

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