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May 29 2014

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the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

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September 10 2011

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September 01 2011


August 25 2011

Two pre-sleep thoughts and a screwed up dream (27-7-2013)


Two ladies on the streets were halting a man as he walks by; apparently he was wearing a dress and boots that dont match at all. One girl, the brunette, insists that he keep the dress and lose the boots but the other, the blonde, begged to differ n wants him to keep the boots and lose the dress, because according to her, the boots are more trendy and fashionable than the dress. However, the man explained to the two that this was only a social experiment he's working on about how society responds to men wearing women's clothing articles, and that he doesnt always dress like a woman, and that according to his taste the boots do indeed go with the dress and if the two don't like it, it was because their tastes are too mainstream. He left them by saying 'later' and walked away fabulously. The two girls were suddenly both annoyed and impressed at his attitude and confidence at the same time.

Meanwhile on an apartment office not far away from them, I was with a girl named Mabel, who claimed she just accidentally ate toothpaste. She was clenching her own stomach and puked some toothpaste out. I asked her about it and she said it tastes like blueberry mint. I told her she acts as silly as another Mabel, the Mabel from Gravity Falls, and she asked me what gravity falls was. I was surprised she didnt know about the TV show so I explained it to her. Her response was nodding, and said the character Mabel was copying her since according to her, she had always been silly since she was three. I then proceeded to make this Mabel some chamomile tea cuz she really need to calm down and recover after vomiting. She ordered that the chamomile tea should be mixed with green tea, honey and a squash of lime or lemon, just the way she likes it. As much as the tea totally sounds delicious, I made a remark at Mabel for her choice of tea, and she told me she's like Ramona Flowers, owning lots of different types of tea. I was surprised that she knew Scott Pilgrim after telling me earlier that she doesnt know about Gravity Falls. She replied she not only watches the movie, but reads the comics AND THEN watched the movie. I just rolled my eyes as i walked to the pantry to make tea while she waited outside, peered at the window and blabbed about her love for men in femininely fabulous clothing. She mustve seen the guy with the dress outside.

As i returned to the room with the tea, Mabel received it and suddenly poked my stomach in return. I asked her what the hell was that for and she blankly replied 'cuz I ate toothpaste ' to which i replied just because she ate toothpaste earlier doesnt mean that I ate toothpaste too. She was trying to make me barf toothpaste for some reason.


Me and my family were at a hotel lobby and from a hotel employee we found a WeChat video about some white guy puking, screaming and freaking out while his sister/friend/girlfriend freaked out even more and screamed even louder. The shots were really disturbing.

Later, I share a room with my two teenage sisters and their one friend, who took dibs on the grand-looking beds while I get to sleep on a bed-like couch in the middle of the room. It made a pretty hard bed and sleeping on it was painful, and besides, you need to crouch & curl up into a fetal position to sleep on it. Also, there were bed monitors in the hotel and they randomly and unexpectedly barge inside rooms of their guests just to check on their beds.

February 01 2011

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