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December 13 2014

At the groceries store

djsedano90:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

Maybe I WANT an never ending curve of tomatoes. 

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March 01 2014

thatsridicarus

awm4j:

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGHT I WAS JOKING

There are so many good things you can make with tomatoes. Spaghetti, Lasagna, Pizza, BBQ, Hamburgers, Salad, Meatloaf, and so much more!

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