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“ If TMG were Dethklok members.. Blade would be Nathan, Mike would be Murderface *LOL* Lee as Pickles, Scott as Skwisgaar and I am Toki! XD ”— Eri (The Miraculous Guts) [When talking about comparing TMG & Dethklok]
“— Eri (The Miraculous Guts)I just realized that we have different taste for metal! Blade likes thrash, Scott likes death, Mike loves metalcore, Lee likes the nu metal like Papa Roach, and as for me I like folk metal. Brilliant! XD”
Whoa, been a long time not opening this Tumblr and I got 5 messages XD. Scott: 22 Blade: 21 Eri: 19 Mike: 20 Lee: 23
[After rescuing Mikey Way from Death Gay Valley, our heroes are now settled in Emily The Strange's house of Strange, somewhat staying over for the night.]
Emily: Here's the TV.
Amel: So, what'll it be, guys?
R2, Pete, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray & Bob: LINKIN PARK! LINKIN PARK! LINKIN PARK! *chanting*
Frank: Hey, Amel, you said you were gonna forgive me after we rescue Mikey!
Amel: Oh, did I? *approaches Frank & chokes him* DIE DIIIIEEEE!!!
Frank: ACK! …dude… *cough cough* PLEASE RELEASE ME!!
Cornelia the spider: Did somebody say "die"? I can handle it! *bites Frank's arm*
Frank: ARGH! What the FU-
Ray: *squishes Corny & punches Amel off Frank* GIT YER BITCHIN HANDS OFF FRANK!
Frank: *coughs* phew… thanks Ray, for saving my butt.
Ray: Next time, try not being so weak.
Frank: Hey! I DID try! She just went nuts all over me!
Ray: God that sounds so wrong. *sigh* alright, I got your back.
[and so it was Amel vs Frank AND Ray]
Amel: *kicks Ray & punches Frank* I lost Torny, now Corny. I'm gonna have my revenge on BOTH OF Y'ALL!
Fatin: Hey I think I lost my taekwondo bamboo staff
Eri: I lost my glasses…
Blade: I lost my mother…
Amel: Seems like everybody lost their stuff huh… well, Blade lost his mom though
Gerard: I lost my lucky boxers
R2: Hey Gee, you forgot? I stole them, remember? *gives back Gerard's boxers*
Ray: And poor Frank lost his toughness, now he's a chicken!
Frank: WHATCHA SAY RAY YOU SHITHEAD? *turns to Amel & chokes her* DIE STRANGE! DIIIIIIIE!!!!
Ray: Whaddaya know, he still got it.
Amel: THATS IT I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Frank: WHO THE FLUFF CARES ANYMORE!
[suddenly the Pink Parade members entered Emily's house, and nobody knows why]
Fatin: Meenyee manyee…
Maria: I lost my cellphone…
Flora: I lost my dandelion bouquet…
Fauna: I lost my unicorn…
Eli: I lost my hairspray…
Amel: *falls down* alright that's it! DIE ALREADY YOU WIMPY-ASS DOG!
Frank: GO FUCK YOURSELF IN HELL, HAG BAT!
R2: Wait, since when did the rest of the Pink Parade got here? and how?
Gerard: Mikey, Bob, call the rest of the Black Parade. Oohoohoo this shall be fun to watch.
[suddenly the rest of the Black Parade appeared, Mother War and all. They were watching the fight]
R2: Nice copycat combat, rocker.
Gerard: Oh no, NO I've been a copycat! I'm a bad bad man, I'm a fuckin HYPOCRITE! NUUUUU!!
[Frank and Amel were still intensely fighting with the Black & Pink parades watching]
Fatin: Do the wushu thing, THE WUSHU THING!
Carrie: I lost my new pink lipgloss…
Delia: I lost my dolly…
Eri: I don't get why Amel and Frank are fighting. What's the cause?
Fatin: It's al because Frank killed Torny
[sometime later R2 got sick of all the fighting for some odd weird reason]
R2: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH WITH THE FIGHTING ALREADY!! Pete, bring Torny back to life with your toothfairy magic!
Pete: It told y'all earlier, tooth fairy magic doesn't work THAT WAY!
Emily: Ughhh ENOUGH OF THAT. I can bring Torny back to life. Amel, give me that dead bat.
[Emily did some strange rituals and successfully resurrects Torny back to life]
Amel: Emily you ROCK! *hugs Torny* I'm glad you're back, and I'm glad YOU got my back.
Frank: *hugs Ray* I'm glad you have my back, Ray.
Amel: Hey, copycat!
Frank: Listen, I'm sorry I killed him by accident. I was gonna aim at him so he'll lower down so I can ride him and get away from that crazy rabid King Kong back then. So… are we cool?
Amel: … I guess. I don't blame you anymore, Frank, now that you mentioned it was an accident *hugs Frank*
Frank: Hey what the… how did your crazy suddenly go away just like that? Thanks for forgiving me anyway…
Gerard: I'm glad you're safe, bro *hugs Mikey*
Mikey: Ya ya ya…
Fatin: Which one of you is Pete Wentz again? I've heard from someone that Pete Wentz has a big dick hehehe…
Pete: That would be me, I'm the frontman of Fall Out Boy. Wanna see the rest of us? *turns away & calls his bandmates* HEY GUYS! We're having a sleepover!
[Suddenly Patrick Stump, Joe Trohman and Andy Hurley came out of nowhere]
Patrick: 'sup guys! Hey Gerard, you watched the new Linkin Park video already?
Gerard: Yeah, it was pretty neat… any chance both our bands are gonna tour with them this year?
[Amel was busy in her own fantasyland, twirling around with Torny & chanting "Isaac… I sack, I suck, Isaac sucks! Isaac as Mama!"]
Fatin: Man you're hunky cool *hugs Pete*
Pete: There's more where that came from *drops his pink tutu & reveals his dick to her*
Fatin: EWW! Don't show your junk to me, man! Too gross, TOO GROSS! Even my sister never saw hers!
Pete: Your sister has a dick?!
Fatin: NO! I mean her.. her own junk that's not a dick!
[pretty much up to this point, some of their random friends and some other random bands make a sudden surprising unexpected appearance]
Ana Sharifah: Eh ada kucing banyak poo! poo!poo! poo! Poo on Pete!
Amel: Who invited Ana?
Fatin: I did :P
Carolina D: *at R2* CHOCOOOOO long time no see, amiga!
Constanza Y: Lol!
R2: Denorii? Kuriru? Who invited you guys?!
Mikey: I did. That girl with the red and black scarf over there? Me and Gerard read her comics about us. LOVIN IT!
Carolina: eheh *blush*
R2: Lol Den
Gerard: I've got a Linkin Park DVD, guys. Who wants to watch it?
Everyone: Eh, the hell with it, SURE!!
Ana: Hi hi hi! Hi Gerard, hi Mikey, hi Strangerous, hi Isaac! HI ALL!!!
Isaac D: Yooooo MCR dudes! Hows about my sudden appearance?
Amel: Everyone's making sudden unexpected appearances tonight for some reason.
Frank: *suddenly burst laughing* HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHA!!
Amel: What's so funny?
Frank: His shirt… ahaha it says "mama"! AHAHAHHA MAMA'S BOY!!!
Amel: Honestly his mom didn't make that. Hannah did. With all. her. heart.
Frank: Who's Hannah, his GIRLFRIEND?
Isaac: she's NOT my girlfriend!!
Amel: Dude, you sang Breaking Free with her. You're practically the Troy to her Gabriella.
Isaac: Whatever, it's still none of your business. I don't get why do you even wanna know about it
R2: Dude, she's your friend, she just wants to know… and Frank, why are you crying?
Frank: *wipes eyes* ahahah hah hah… nah, man there's just something in.. my.. eye- OH SHIT- *runs to the bathroom*
Bob: He's the youngest alright
Amel: I'm the youngest too
Isaac: Malu, man
Amel: What's so malu about?
Isac: Not talking to you! *sticks out tongue*
Amel: Then who are you talking to, a little limping frog?
Isaac: Nah I just felt like saying malu, man
Ana: Sometimes he just likes annoying people for no reason
Amel: Ah yes, classic Isaac… hey wait, what happened to Frank? He was still ROFLing right here a second ago
R2: He laughed so hard he cried, and ran to the bathroom cuz apparently eyelashes suddenly invaded his eyes.
Mikey: WHOO CRYLAUGHING! Aaaand… I think something's attacking him.
Amel: I think Cornelia's ghost is taking revenge on him. He practically squished her
Carolina: Who's Cornelia?
R2: Amel's pet spider
Amel: She's not just a spider, she's a genetic mix of tarantula and black widow! How badass is she? She's actually sweet though, sometimes biting my fingers for fun. I don't mind at all.
R2 & Carolina: Uh…huh…
Amel: Speaking of Black Widow, it's also the name of my pet owl. I have lots of owls; there's Saphira, Boogerbeak, Zombie-Elf, Dracina, Xena, Drumphreaks…
Isaac: Wow, lots of bird poop
Fatin: Many many many many! Zombie-Elf is so cute, it's so small!
Emily: I like Boogerbeak.
Frank: *runs out from the bathroom* ahhh that's better now.
Mikey: Hey, anyone wanna go to the petting zoo tomorrow? There's gonna be llamas~ *hugs & pets Gerard*
Gerard: What am I, a llama now? I thought I was your brother!
[R2 & Bob started acting like llamas]
Amel: Llama llama llama llamas~ I should bring my owls there too. Saphira and Boogerbeak love other animals
Isaac: *acts like Carl Wheezer* I WANNA TOUCH A LLAMA!
Carolina: heheh llamas
Constanza: I wanna touch a llama too… and maybe get their DNA samples
Mikey: It's confirmed, we're all gonna go… and you two, STOP ACTING LIKE LLAMAS!
[R2 & Bob stopped llama-ing around]
Frank: *to Ray* hey FROdo, your hair's looking pretty good… for LLAMA CHOW!
Ray: wHAT DIDJA CALL ME?!
Gerard: Frodo, as in the hobbit from Lord Of The Rings
Ray: Ironic cuz I'm the tallest in MCR. If anyone of us were to be a hobbit it's Frank himself.
Frank: Yeah but you have their curly hair, and so is Joe over there
Joe: Yeah but I'm the tallest in FOB!
Frank: Why do these fro-heads have to be ELVES instead of hobbits?!
Joe: Treants, more like it
Ray: Settled. Joe and I are treants. Tree people.
Frank: UGH the world is so MEAN to us midgets!
Amel: Haha you're funny *hugs Frank*
Fatin: I'M EXCITED OMG LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA hey Mikey I'm coming right? PLEEEASE can I come? I'm coming tomorrow right?
Mikey: I did say everyone is coming!
Carolina & Constanza: Yeah. Exactly EVERYONE.
Mikey: The scientist, the scarfie, the scarfaced reaper, the two Strangeritas, and us, the bands, My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy, and hopefully we can snatch Linkin Park & force them to tag along too. Now all we gotta do is hit the hay, for tomorrow is a big day.
*to Emily the Strange* hey Emily, comfy crib you got here
Emily: My pleasure. Y'know I once interviewed Gerard about his upcoming comic. And the thing is, he wasn't having a slumber party. So, no slumber parties for tonight. ALL OF YOU. GET LOST.
R2: All this time I thought we're having a sleepover!
Emily: I said sleepover, not slumber party.
Amel: Honestly?! Ugh… well, everyone can crash at MY place for tonight. It's kinda like hers anyway.
[everyone flew away on the MCR chopper to Amel the Strange's house of Strange instead, and spend the night there]
Ray: Hey look, even her bedroom door has a password. Frank, check this out.
Frank: Let's try and guess *clicks error codes with Ray*
Amel: NOOO Don't click anything! It can't handle too much password errors! Also-
Frank & Ray: Oops, too late! hahahaha
[door suddenly opens. Frank & Ray thought they got the passcode correct, buuut…]
Frank: IT'S THAT MAD KING KONG THAT CHASED ME! AAAAGH
Amel: I wasn't finished. ALSO, if you click other code combinations, they will take you to other places regardless what time! *closes door*
Bob: O great door of teleportation, take me to Kitty Heaven!
R2: Wait Bob I'm coming too!
[Bob and R2 pressed the codes. the door opens but it wasn't actually Kitty Heaven]
Everyone: SABERTOOTH TIGER!! AAAAAH
R2 & Bob: KITTY!! Big kitty!
Everyone else: AAAAH RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Amel: *shook her head & closed the door* this isn't a funfair, dudes. Don't try opening my bedroom door. NOBODY opens this bedroom door except me. *clicks the correct combination to the bedroom* Here we are… huge, right?
Mikey: It's just like a big garage, only bigger!
Amel: Haaaa gotcha. It's not really my room. It's just a spare room I might need in case there's sudden sleepovers like this. Let's put some beds together if you wanna.
Gerard: Okay! We only have sleeping bags though.
Ray: Hey how about those extra pile of mattresses?
[everyone put their beds together in the gigantic room]
Mikey: Night-night, Gee. Night-night, everyone
Everyone: *sigh* *sarcastic tone* NIGHT NIGHT, MIKEY.
Gerard: Sheesh, you don't need to be so lame every time we have a sleepover *cuddles Mikey*
R2: Hey, what's this fluffy thing touching my face? *sniffs* it smells like cotton candy, too.
Ray: That would be my poofy hair *blush*
R2: Ah well *sniffs it & drugs herself to sleep*
[Frank chokes Amel]
Amel: ACK! The hell? Why did he choke me in his sleep?
Fatin: That's his way of hugging you I guess lol
Amel: why does it have to be on MY NEEEECK?
and everyone slept soundly that night
Amel the Strange: He went that way… he's got many gay friends, y'see, and it's really not that bad, they're cool peop-
Gerard: WHAT?! DAMMIT MIKEY YOU MIGHT CATCH THEIR GAY
Amel: It doesn't work that way, man. Besides, he's been chatting with this gay friend of his named… uh.. Mark if I'm not mistaken
Gerard: *grabs red lightsaber outta nowhere* touch Mark's dingdong and I'll kill you, brother.
R2: My friend's name is Mark too.
Amel: Well too bad. Newsflash, your brother's already dead. Some jealous gays killed him for being buddy-buddies with Mark. Turns out Mark was their favorite.
Gerard: [speechless]… *hugs R2 for only one reason* DON'T. Say anything. *sniffle* I just wanna go to his fUNERAL T~T
Amel: Funeral? We didn't know there's gonna be a-
R2: I'm sad too, Gee, Mikey'll never make me a deviantART subscriber…
Frank Iero: C'mon, Gee, we're late. All of us are going to Mikey's funeral and gOSH DAMN IT dry your eyes before someone sees you!
R2: He's been raining black eyeliner all over my shirt cuz Mikey died.
Amel: Hey, aren't Ray and Bob supposed to be with you guys?
Frank: Right behind me
Ray Toro & Bob Bryar: Sorry we're late guys
Amel: C'mon we gotta rescue Mikey from those fierce-ass gays! I'll call Torny to give us a ride.
*whistles* Hey TORNY! Come here, boy! HIYAHHH!!
Ray: Who's Torny?
Bob: Is he a giant cat?
Amel: Nope, not a cat, he's a giant BAT though.
[Torny lands next to them]
Amel: There you are, good boy. Take all of us to Death Gay Valley! GO TORNY!
Ray: Wait, did she say "gay" or "Ray"?
Amel: I said 'GAY', deaf frohead.
Gerard: Ohhh I thought you said "Way" that's my name LOLOLOL
Anel: Fine, I'm just gonna go myself without you blokes *flies off anyway with them, leaving Gerard hanging on one of Torny's foot*
Frank: MAMAAAAAA *afraid of heights*
Ray: OW my gODDAMN HAIR got into my EEEEAAARGGHHEYES!!!
Amel the Strange: Ok Frank, show us the way!
Frank Iero: Ok let's go now!
Gerard way: What a ride!
Frank: ummm… ACK! I'm gonna puke, Strange!
R2 & Bob Bryar: Puke right there, man! Maybe dogs puke often…
Frank: Cats are more disgusting, they puke HAIRBALL!
Amel: Okay Frank you can wait for us here…
Frank: Ok I'm gonna pike on here… *BAAAAAARF* GET LOST, HAIRBALLS!!
Bob: Well FUCK YOU Frank, YOU'RE the one puking here!
R2: AND, cats are cute!
Bob: Yeah, what she says!
Gerard: HEY! Are we going to Mikey's funeral or not?!
[Mikey's voice from afar: …I t0ld you I aint deeeeeead!~]
Gerard: MIKEEEEEEEY, WE'RE COMING BRO! *hugs R2*
Look, I only hugged you just now cuz I'm happy about my brother's wellbeing. I'll choke you later, ok?!
Frank: Xb!!! Ok I'll wait for you guys here just go straight to the red light thingy, that's where he is…
Amel: I can see, on my mind… about something stupid being done to Mikey right now
Gerard: What is it?
Amel: Some gays happened to be choking him.
Gerard: WHAT THE?!- *flew away and left Frank alone*
Ray Toro: WAAAAAUGH I CANT SEE I CANT SEEEE!!!
Gerard: Ray your FRO is covering your face!
Ray: Eheheh I knew that.
R2: Hahaha ha ha Ray the AFRO KING!
Bob: Better yet, Lord of the Fros!
Amel: Would you two cats stop joking?
Gerard: I'd say Ray is Doctor Broccoli.
R2 & Bob: Good one Gee!
R2: Wait a minute Amel… I thought you were a cat!
Amel: What, me? Nah, look at me. I'm an owl. Owls and their big sunshine-phobic eyes which only open at night, like my nocturnal eyes. Also, I like slothnapping in the afternoons. And I'm a little bit allergic to cats.
[Meanwhile with Frank]
Frank: ACK! Ewww I'm disgusting LOOK AT ME! I'm never, never, EVER gonna soar or fly with that THING. EVER. AGAIN. I always get planesick!
[suddenly he hears a rustling voice]
Frank: Gerard…? Gerard is that you?
[all of a sudden Torny swoops down next to Frank and goes up again]
Gerard: *from afar* BOO! Yeah it's me
Frank: Gee… I think I'm airsick… BWLEEEEEEGHHHHH *barfs again*
R2: I don't get airsick or seasick, I get carsick at times though
Gerard: Then who got seasick in this team?
Ray: *raised his hand* if Mikey were here he'd raise his hand too.
Frank: Gee, c'mon, come out wherever you are… this isn't funny, just come out already!
[suddenly Frank heard a loud roaring]
Frank: GERARD WTF?! This is REALLY not funny!!
Frank: Wait… you're not Gerard… or Ray or Bob…
[roar gets louder]
Frank: AAAAAAH GUYS WAIT UP!! TORNY LOWER DOWN WILL YA?! SAVE MEEEEEEE
Amel: Hey Gee, didja say "stop the ride, there's King Kong" just now?
Gerard: Umm… no, I didn't say anything.
Amel: This place is weird… I like it!
R2: *screams out* MOOOOLEEEEEEE
Bob: *joins screaming* MOOOOOLEEEEEE
Gerard: Since when did Bob and Mother Copycat got so close?
Amel: Since they're both cats.
R2: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
Frank: [from a distance] GUUUUUYS! WAIT FOR MEEEE…
Gerard: …was that Frank?
Frank: SERIOUSLY GUYS LOWER DOWN THAT THING there's a MAD KING KONG CHASING ME DOWN HERE!!
Amel: My gosh, it IS Frank!
Frank: ngehhh ngehhh *went nuts & grabs a makeshift bow & arrow and shot Torny on his leg, making the giant bat fall down*
Amel: TORNY!! *hugs Torny's big head* are you okay? ;--;
Gerard: ohhh ow my head… it feels like… I'm spinning… it's spinning…
R2 & Bob: Ow my insertlimbhere…
Frank: *huff huff* hey sorry guys, I spun my Yin-Yang brooch and the white side sorta spun to the left while the black one went right… and it kinda made the King Kong disappear for some reason
Amel: TORNY!!! FRAAAANK YOU MADE HIM HURT!
R2: Who's hurt? Torny or the King Kong?
Amel: Of course Torny, you idiot! And it's all thanks to FRANK AND HIS DUMB ARROW. *pretended to cry* It's all your fault Frank T~T
R2: Ah, Torny was a warrior like you and me, until he took an arrow to the knee.
Frank: I'm so, soooo sorry for this, please don't cry. Please.
Gerard: *chanting* Frank's fault! Frank's fault! Franks fault! and now we all CANT GO GET MY BROTHER FROM THE DEATH GAY VALLEY >:[
Frank: -__- *eyes starting to water* Q^Q
R2: You're next, Frank.
Frank: next what?
Bob: I smell a new crybaby in town…
Frank: You think I was crying? Come on, just because I'm the youngest of the band-
R2: alright, let's talk about something else. Remember that time one of Bob's cats broke your dog's legs…
Frank: dAMMIT DONT REMIND ME OF THAT *hugs R2 and was sobbing louder*
R2: man, now my other shirt's wet
Amel: *still crying* I HATE YOU FRANK! *runs off to Death Gay Valley alone with Torny*
Frank: T~T I never been hated before…
Amel: *chants incantation* Beyond the seven owls, please turn Torny back to his original size
[Torny then becomes normal-bat-sized, and Amel carried him on her hand, still feeling mad at Frank for shooting the little bat. Meanwhile Frank continues to cry and hug R2 tightly, ashamed]
R2: There there, Frankie baby.
Amel: TRAITOR! You were supposed to be on MY side! *continues licking Torny's blood
Gerard: Hahahahahah what crybabies >:P
Bob: Oh don't be so obnoxious Gee, YOU were sobbing yourself back then thinking about dead Mikey!
Gerard : eheh heh *blush* it's a matter of life and death, it's different!
Bob: Well her pet bat died and that's the same thing, ya dingus.
Amel: Well at least I didn't ugly-cry while SCREAMING unlike you, Gerard!
[someone named Fatin appeared and boy was she random as hell]
Fatin: Did anyone say BABY?!
R2: Nevermind, I'm the one who's gonna pay for all this. Gonna get all of this off Frank and poor Torny.
Gerard: Let ME pay, peasant. We're from My Chemical Romance, we got each other's backs, and we're obviously RICH.
Frank: Thanks guys, for saving my butt. *hugs Gerard and wipes his tears & snot on him instead*
Amel: No. I want FRANK to pay for what he's done to Torny! And if he's not gonna pay, I'll take REVENGE on him… yeeess that's it, I'm gonna kill your PUPPIES!!
Frank: NOOO ESPECIALLY NOT PEPPERS! She's too adorable to die!
Fatin: Let's washy-washy!
R2: Dude stop being random. On second though, continue being random.
[suddenly The Miraculous Guts appeared, cuz they just happened to pass by]
Blade Johnson: What's join' on?
Erika Helstorm/Blackwar(?): Oh no Blade, not you.
Amel: REVEEEENGE! I can smell revenge… come to me my lovelies *brings her two cats Spooky & Blackforest*
Blackforest: NGEEEOWWWW *scratches Frank's face*
Frank: *yelling in pain* GAHHH GAHHH FUCK YOU ALL THIS IS WHY I HATE CATS
R2: Dammit it's Blade and Eri, who invited them here? And holy JEEZ is that Emily the Strange?! With her cats Sabbath and Mystery?!
[Mystery and Sabbath joins in Blackforest & Spooky attacking Frank]
Frank: FAAAAAAAAAHHHKKKK~ Dang it you really have a way of sUMMONING UNEXPECTED PEOPLE!!
Amel: I didn't do it alone. All thanks to Blade, of course if he only bring Pete Wentz along that'd make it easier. *goes back to watching cats attacking Frank* YEAH KITTIES! SCRATCH HIS EYES OFF THEIR SOCKETS!
R2: Nuuuuu! SCRATCH ME INSTEAD! Don't hurt poor Frankie any further!
Fatin: Kitties! Make him cry blood!
Blade: Hey Eri, I'm horny yo… mind if you take your pants off?
Eri: *slaps Blade*
Bob: Scratch me too! Both of us are cat people!
R2: Y'know Bob, last night I had a dream where you ended up crying while being scolded by someone fat… I think it was a fat lady, and she's probably a lifeguard
[Amel goes & retrieve her cats]
Amel: Good work, guys *strokes Spooky & Blackforest's chins]
Fatin: Torny's hurt? How did this happen?
Amel: *points at Frank* THAT guy made my pet bat take an arrow to the knee!
R2: HEY! Frank said he was sorry, remember?!
[Pete Wentz suddenly arrives with a daze]
Pete: Anyone looking for me? I was about to grab an alternative meal for Andy in that vegan restaurant over there cuz he doesn't wanna eat my roast beef
R2: Oh thank God. Pete, you gotta take us to Death Gay Valley, y'see, Mikey got killed by some gays just cuz he befriended one gay guy from their colony and we gotta save him. ALL of us!
Pete: Whoa whoa whoa slow it. I'm a tooth fairy, not some kind of fairy godparent.
Gerard: You look more like a fairly odd parent.
Pete: Ugh oh well.. toothfairy magic, here we go *teleports all to Death Gay Valley*
--DEATH GAY VALLEY--
Amel: Never in a milion years! Hmph!
Frank: Please, you gotta forgive me ;_; never had my cute face been resisted by someone!
Amel: Umm… *thinking*
Blade: Pete you gotta help me man, I want you to secretly steal Eri's lucky boxers. I know she's wearing it this morning
Amel: C'mon, not pants-down again!
Frank: Take of HIS pants instead!
Amel: *turns to Frank* ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Frank: Hell yeah, I'm doing this for you so you can forgive me!
Fatin: I just remembered, today is Mama Pink's birthday and we didn't get anything for her! Y'know Mama Pink, leader of the Pink Parade?
R2: I think you're the only Pink Parader in here… oh wait, that reminds me! Linkin Park has a new album out today, called Minutes to Midnight!
Gerard: Really? Gotta check them out, when was the last time we toured with them? They'd better have a tour with MCR AND Fall Out Boy soon… okay Pete, help us get Mikey now and both our bands will crash LP's dwellings to get their album stock ambushed and get their first signatures.
[from a distance, Mikey cried out "SOMEBODY HELP MEEEEE"]
Pete: *hears Mikey's cry of help* dude… it's your brother, he's close!
Amel: MIKEEEEY! Oh no, they're gonna put him in the Carousel of Peace!
Gerard: What's the Carousel of Peace?
Amel: It's a lake that spins like a downwards tornado, if he gets chuck in there he''ll be put in a place no one has ever gone before, and we all know that Mikey's HYDROPHOBIC.
Frank: Hey uh.. so… you gonna forgive me or what?
Amel: Later, I'm still worried about Mikey
Frank: Aw come on… stop thinking about him, think about my junk instead!
Amel: GEEZ FRANK will you STOP being so emo? Mikey's in danger!
Frank: Whatever… *hugs R2* I know she will forgive me eventually
R2: And I've got just the plan! Pete, you lead Blade Eri and Fatin and create distractions. Emily, Amel, Bob and the cats, you guys make a human + cat chain to pull Mikey outta there. Frank, Gerard and I will get the MCRchopper, ok?
Everyone: LET'S DO THIS!!
Blade: Eri, I think you should take your clothes off!
Pete: Heheh yeah, take them all off, underwear too.
Blade: Pretty sure these guys are gonna get distracted seeing your sexy bod!
Eri: You boys dumber than a shoe or something? These guys are GAY! If anything, YOU two should strip naked, RIGHT NOW! And swing your dicks while you're at it!
[one gay guy spotted the four]
Gay #1: Hey, who are you intruders and what are you doing here?
Eri: *gasp* one of them found us! HIYAAAA *karate-kicks the gay guy & he fainted*
[more topless hunky gays approaching them. apparently, they're the guards]
Fatin: I can do this.. I KNOW TAE KWON DO! *grabs a bamboo pole* HIYAH!
Eri: Sweet, Fatin's done it!
[Eri and Fatin tackled one half side of the gay army while Blade and Pete busted the other half]
[meanwhile, with the human + cat rope]
Bob: Awww why can't I be closer to the cats?
Emily & Amel: Cuz they're OUR cats. You go last in line!
Mikey: Would ya guys STOP BICKERING?! I'm DROWNING down here!! h hey, there's Gee, Frank and R2 with our chopper. The MCR CHOPPER!!
R2: HEY YO!
Gerard: BOB! TAKE MY HAND AND PULL 'EM ALL HERE!
Gay #2: Hey! You with the black and purple!
Gay#2: Nice shoes btw they match your hair clip… d'ah I mean WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
Amel: Saving private Mikey, and kicking enemies! HIYAH!! *kicks the gay, making him pass out & plummeting him into the Carousel of Peace*
Amel: MIKEEEEEY take my haaaaand!!
Mikey: Uh… okay…
Bob: You can't reach him! Use yer necklace. Give the edge to Mikey and safely bring him to the ground!
Amel: God where's my charm?
*a gay guard fell down in front of them*
Fain & Eri: We cool, huh?
Amel: Yep, you guys rock! All 4 of ya!
[Mikey ended up successfully rescued. All of them got in the MCR chopper and flew to Emily's house of Strange][Go to part 2]
Rara: Awww what a cute li'l froggie! I think I'll cll you… NEMO!
Majiidah: Ahem, hello? Nemo's already the name of my clownfish!
Hikari "Kari" Kamiya: Hehehe it's ok, I also named my new cat Nemo.
Marshelle "Marshey" Sukkasky: I had a mosquito named Nemo too! But he died in a week ago cuz my brother Scar caught him with his electric buzzer.
Kari & Maj: You PET MOSQUITOES?!
Tadpole: Why is everyone calling and naming their pets Nemo? Isn't Finding Nemo season over already?
Stephanie (LazyTown): YAY!! I joined the Pink Parade!
Emily the Strange and Amel the Strange: Well good for you, cuz we're joining the Black Parade!
Seattle: Is there any Aqua Parade?
R2: Hit the sea, kid!<
Amel: The Aqua Parade… Fira's creating it right about… now.
Sea: WHEEE~ Thanks a lot, Fire Goddess! YAY I JOINED THE AQUA PARADE!!
Steph: Why is she always copying me?!
Gerard Way: She isn't the only one who's copying. I mean Pink Parade? Aqua Parade? You're all kidding me, right? You don't even know what The Black Parade is all about and you just take random colors and make parades outta them without deeper inspection!
Carrie: Heheh hey Gee cry again! Your Mother War will be Mother Peace!
Fira: So, Seattle is… we'll see.
Amel: Aqua Girl, right?
Carrie: Aaaand yet another copycat! Doesn't that make you wanna cry, Gee? Work those waterworks ahahaha..
Gerard: *whispers to R2* I've never told anyone this but I hang out with Jared Leto a lot and I'm actually good at acting. *back at Carrie* AAAAAAAARRGGHHHHH *lies on the floor and starts sobbing*
R2: hahah what a bab-ACK ACK ACK
[Gerard was choking R2]
Gerard: YOU'RE THE SOURCE OF COPYCATS! YOU'RE DEAD MEAT YOU LITTLE SHITHEAD GRRR
R2: ACK!! Dude I thought you were-CK-too busy-HGKK-crying!
Gerard: *shaking R2* I AIN'T! THAT LITTLE BITCH OVER THERE AND EVERYONE PESTERED ME TO CRY JUST BECAUSE OF THAT I DONT LOVE YOU MUSIC VIDEO *whispers* cmon, work with me here, don't you even know how to act?
R2: can't--hgk--ACT when I'm--hckk-CHOKING TO DEATH..
[eventually Carrie found out he was just acting]
Carrie: …so he's not crying for real? Aww R2, you take away all the fun!
Steph, Sea, Amel & Emily: WUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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