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May 11 2015




my thoughts on the strokes currently

Julian: climbing the trash nerd mountain. this isn’t even his final form 
Albert: has been possessed by 2002 era jack white OR was promoted to head mechanic at jiffylube and wanted to show off his spiffy new uniform 
Fabrizio: looks like an impersonator of himself. strange 
Nikolai: somehow got younger ?? also he stole julian’s hairstyle. julian has been forced to resort to a mullet for originality. turmoil within the strokes yet again  
Nick: doesn’t look like a happy chap. sorry man 

Because nick hates that the guys are doing solo projects. Its why he wont do one

I thought Nick was working on songs with Sia while the rest of them did their side projects

April 14 2015



Psychology: Why do people do the thing?

Sociology: How do people who do the thing interact with other people who do the thing?

Anthropology: Who else has done/is doing the thing and where are they? 

Philosophy: What is the meaning of the thing? Where did the thing come from?

Geology: Is the thing a rock?

speaking as a geologist… usually the answer is no however sometimes sometimes it is yes and on that day we rejoice 

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March 03 2015

It said “you can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at it”
I accepted. Until something in me revolted, “there is no such thing as a mere stand and stare if one is conscious, focused and observing, is there? How much effort on a cellular level takes it to stand and stare and how much of history trial and error mechanised this vessel for you, if u care? And to jump in and fight the tide is called in when consequences dictate but how far do you risk your life when u could maybe stand and stare and breathe a parting into life or a boat, say that wasn't there?”
Not making much sense, am i?
Idle hands, was the point?

March 02 2015


okay but if Tom Riddle used the Chamber of Secrets doesn’t that mean that he would have to take that slide down?
did he scream? did he go “weeee”? or did he just lie there emotionless as he slid down the pipes?

January 20 2015



sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry


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January 08 2015




This is my logic. I shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people.

Social anxieties, man. Overthinkin’ everything.

This is me everyday

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November 14 2014


imagine you wake up one morning and open your eyes and your room is filled with every single celebrity you find attractive and they’re all doing the macarena 

October 22 2014


Is anyone IRL named Roseph?

Cuz that would be pretty cool & if your nickname's Rose imagine people asking you what Rose is short for.

They're gonna guess cliche names like "oh your name is Rose? what is it short for, Rosemary, Rosalynn, Roseanne, Rosmah, Rosmayanti, Rosita, Rosalinda, etc"

And you're gonna be like "no bruh it's Roseph. ROSEPH. like Joseph with an R"

October 19 2014

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Arthur was a problematic adolescent.

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September 13 2014


August 06 2014



What do strippers do when they’re on their period


what do homeless women do when they get their period


what did tribeswomen do when they got their period


what do fictional characters do when they get their period


We never even solved the first one


Well for the stripper, astronauts and homeless it depends on their age. They could be at menopause and no longer have a period therefor not worrying about it

Here's how I see it:
strippers probably use tampons, or probably one of those moon cup things where you insert it in your vajayjay n it just collects period blood)

astronauts use tampons as well cuz liquid just floats around in space (but they still need to soak it though)...

homeless people, someone probably donated pads & tampons to them already, and if not, they use newspapers.

tribeswomen probably use animal skin or they dont give a damn & just let blood pour wherever they walk on.

fictional characters, depends on the settings of their story.

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June 05 2014


June 03 2014




my dad just said “what if My Chemical Romance comes back as My Chemical Steady Relationship and just does parodies their old songs and it will be like ‘The White Parade’ or ‘I’m Perfectly Fine.’”

This could work.

(via ellen-love-portia)

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Mice Cartoon - behind the cheerfulness of every selfie

1st lady: It's been 2 months & she hadn't visited her parents who are bedridden with a heavy illness
2nd lady: Shattered family. Husband caught having an affair with his coworker.
3rd lady: Hunted down by debt collectors because her credit is expanding.
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April 03 2014


There it was, the words that some deep, dark part of me always wanted to hear. But it’s funny. Once you actually hear those words out loud…
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March 14 2014

11 Oddball Suggestions That, Well, Just Might Work (or: Shower Thoughts, Part Two)
I SAY YES TO THE GYM EQUIPMENTS ONE! Why can't we hook them up to generators so we can exercise & charge phones all at once?

I also say make it happen to the Knees & Toes bodywash, the clockmaker slogan, the IMDB for music, and planting grass on campus routes.

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March 10 2014










Oh god thank fucking christ.

I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.

I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.

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November 27 2013


November 01 2013


seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

and some people won’t rest until they equal the amount of luck and fun all these people have, and maybe more.

October 29 2013


do you think tim burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit helena and johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie”

(via dream-believe-liive)

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