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June 28 2015

One day a woman had 100 children

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wolf-and-kitten:

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She sadly did not have the creativity to name all of them unique names so she named each one a number from 1-100. One of them was named “one”, the next was “two” and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one named “Ninety”. Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own. One day, while Ninety’s children were playing outside, they stumbled upon a stray dog and the decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it “This” so that they could talk about it around their mom without her knowing. They would say “Lets go take This outside.” and things like that behind their mom’s back. One day, while Ninety’s children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and Ninety’s kids don’t tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about This ever again.

Only Ninety’s Kids remember This.

OMG

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

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April 24 2013

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August 10 2012

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July 28 2012

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June 13 2012

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theoriginalspike:

funniest10k:

You will NEVER, NEVER, NEVER EVER be more dramatic than this man.

YOU WANNA BET

Bring it on
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April 20 2012

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Can you feel it?
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March 27 2012

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Yes, this is a kilt.
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March 22 2012

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March 12 2012

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This is London by TEAM-HAPPI-BOMB
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February 25 2012

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One of the most interesting homes ever. Props to this guy.

February 17 2012

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"I was born this way." "Good luck with that."
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December 25 2011

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The chess pictoral of the movie 300
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December 02 2011

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September 15 2011

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September 14 2011

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May 07 2011

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Waka Waka Voldemort
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May 06 2011

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What happens if you hook Leonidas up with lots of Dota
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Leonidas on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
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THIS IS ABDULLAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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