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July 05 2015

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ocean-stuck:

eva-unit03:

thanks

the accuracy of this is precious

true love

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January 26 2015

7571 a037
ask.fm

takashi0:

revoltechs:

nature is amazing

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

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October 27 2014

thatsridicarus
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batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

thederpywingedone:

What the fuck

sleek-black-wings:

Time travel.

heirofspacecore:

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

wedonotpromoteviolence:

I… what?

ironcheflancaster:

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

appendingfic:

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

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October 23 2014

thatsridicarus
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yex:

soon arrow is the best emoji

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October 16 2014

thatsridicarus

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

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October 05 2014

thatsridicarus

the-werefox:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

merscaredie:

still no response; unsure if she’s in tune with my specific needs

nevermind she gets me

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SHE LITERALLY JUST BROUGHT 100 SKELEMANS HOME

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what exactly is going on in that picture in the background

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September 30 2014

thatsridicarus
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msooey:

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

love it!

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September 22 2014

thatsridicarus
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
cakeandrevolution
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September 18 2014

thatsridicarus
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night-texting, it's just like night-blogging

May 26 2014

thatsridicarus

sosarasaid:

I keep meaning to write something here instead of just posting videos, but this one is just too good to not pass on.

"Baby I Lobe You - An Autocorrected Love Song" - Tripp and Tyler featuring INOJ

May 10 2014

thatsridicarus
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Dad jokes
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April 08 2014

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April 05 2014

thatsridicarus
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cyndaphil:

friendship

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March 22 2014

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March 14 2014

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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

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December 24 2013

thatsridicarus
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thecouscousking:

champagnexstrawberrykisses:

Lmao

I’M LAUGHING SO MUCH

dads and their lightly fried fish fillets

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thatsridicarus

October 24 2013

thatsridicarus

September 21 2013

thatsridicarus
I just about lost it when they call the dog a cat XD

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August 09 2013

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