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November 24 2014

thatsridicarus

October 01 2012

thatsridicarus

Take a Bath (Avril Lavigne "When You're Gone" parody)

Lyrics:
I've always thought you were a clean guy
But you never like baths, and it hurts me inside
How did you end up with a clean-freak like me
They say opposites attract, but this is not what I mean

When you walk away everyone can smell you straight
And we don't even have noses like dogs

[chorus]
Take a bath, do you not realize you smell like poo?
Take a bath, and shave your armpits whuile you're at it too
Use my shampo, soap and mouthwash please
And you will make it through the day, not smelling like a
drunk man's puke

Your dorm room smells like rotting corpse
There were stains on the floor, did you just brought in a horse?
I bought all the cleansing products for you
But you never use them, your B.O's worse than jenkem

If it's not blue cheese, your drawer reeks of yak pee
Can you see your hair's infested with lice?

[chorus]
Take a bath, do you not realize you smell like poo?
Take a bath, and shave your armpits whuile you're at it too
Use my shampo, soap and mouthwash please
And you will make it through the day, not smelling like an
armpit stew

[bridge]
You like to jack off freely, in public lavatories, staining the walls, yeah yeah
Your toes are growing fungus cuz your shoes have mold
You never washed them cuz you said the water's too cold
Well guess what genius, seasons change so should your underwear~

Take a bath, do you not realize you smell like poo?
Take a bath, and shave your armpits whuile you're at it too
Use my shampo, soap and mouthwash please
And you will make it through the day, not smelling like an
armpit stew

I think I faultered at the last bit of the bridge
Reposted byrazorblade razorblade
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