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July 08 2015

a hilarious joke

wingscanspeak:

spookweedeveryday:

tanku:

three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.

why?

because the un deux trois quatre cinq

IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU 

EXPLAIN

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June 03 2015

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witchprinxess:

garrettmike:

Her parents must be sooo proud.

You know what, yes her parents should be fucking proud. She made a successful music career and left Disney on her own accord because she was unhappy with them. She is happy as fuck, dude. She is living her life exactly how she wants to be. She is fucking swimming without a top on in the ocean. Have you never swam naked before, dude? This would be fine if she was a man. No one would even think twice about this photo. And that’s fucking bullshit to me. It’s 3 in the morning and I don’t know why I’m getting so pumped about Miley Cyrus but I’m so sick of women getting chastised for showing their fucking breasts. THEY ARE FUCKING BREASTS. And if this was a nudes leak you’d probably be all about it. She knows she was probably going to get photographed here and THATS WHAT BOTHERS YOU. That she is so comfortable with herself and her body that she doesn’t care. She is in control and you can’t take that from her.

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February 21 2015

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November 25 2014

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September 12 2014

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jittergirls:

okay so did you guys know that in 1967 Australia lost a prime minster

like he went swimming at some beach and just disappeared presumed drowned

and do you know what we did

do you know what we did in respectful memory of our fallen leader

WE NAMED A FUCKING SWIMMING POOL AFTER HIM

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July 23 2014

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Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.

I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

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March 03 2014

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mrshudsoniamnotgay:

whovale-fandomstuck:

onlylolgifs:

Snow swimming

#and here we have the Canadian in its natural habitat

Michael phelps during the winter olympics

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March 02 2014

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hellosarahurie:
If you thought I was scared of his flips on stage...........😵 brendonurie #australia #perth

February 14 2014

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September 11 2013

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July 12 2013

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mucholderthen:

Swimming Sea Cucumber - Enypniastes eximia 
by ~JadaFitch  -  Oil on Panel 

Second and third images via this site.
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Enypniastes eximia (Echinodermata | Holothuroidea) is an important member of the benthic boundary layer community in deep waters. Like most holothurians [sea cucumbers] it feeds on sediments at the bottom of the ocean.  Unlike most sea cucumbers,it isn’t sessile: it swims.

Holothurians⇔ sea cucumbers

Benthic boundary layer ⇔  the sediment at the bottom of a river | lake | ocean and the layer of water directly above it.

Benthic ⇔ the ecological region at the lowest level of a body of water such as an ocean or a lake, including the sediment surface and some sub-surface layers. Benthic organisms generally live in close relationship with the substrate bottom and many are permanently attached to the bottom.

It can be found in every ocean, 500 - 5,000 meters deep and is able to swim up 1,000 meters using front and back swimming structures.

E. eximia finds food by using the tentacles surrounding its mouth to pick up sediments from the sea floor, from which it extracts the attached edible organic material.  

When threatened, the swimming sea cucumber can cover its entire body in a bioluminescent glow.  Direct observations have shown how this bioluminescence is produced. It is  triggered mechanically - when the animal is physically contacted or impacted by something.  

Light emission in this species appears to serve as ananti-predatory strategy, in the sense of being a ‘burglar alarm’. In its dark, near-bottom habitat,physical contact by a predator elicits light production which reveals the presence of the attacker to [the predator’s] own visually-cued predators. The luminescent surface tissue then easily sloughs off, which may also serve to confuse the predator.

Sea cucumbers serve a useful purpose in the marine ecosystem as they help recycle nutrients, breaking down detritus and other organic matter after which bacteria can continue the degradation process.
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Some information from Bruce H. Robison, ”Bioluminescence in the benthopelagic holothurian Enypniastes eximia” in Journal of the Marine Biological Association of the United Kingdom, May 1992. [ abstract ]

NOAA video …

Encyclopedia of Life …

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May 29 2013

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May 15 2013

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May 01 2013

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conanandandyslovechild:

Prince of Egypt (1998)

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March 30 2013

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March 27 2013

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March 16 2013

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yesbecausereasons:

jared padalecki in his natural habitat

TOO GOOD NOT TO REPOST AGAIN

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February 17 2013

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adventure in the bathtub
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December 01 2012

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Trying to draw an underwater scene again. But it didnt end up looking as good as the previous one.
Me & Myoo89 swimming in green tea with lime & mint. At least I managed to make the floorbed look sandy.

November 26 2012

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Difference. The reactions omg
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