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August 28 2013

thatsridicarus

I swear, those Tumblr textposts...

So I just found the jackpot, and cuz I'm tired of reposting each and every post as one post, lemme just dump some of them in one go.

apostitutes:

scrappylittlenugget:

apostitutes:

doinels:

my brother found my vibrator

a teenage horror story in one sentence

i found my brothers vibrator

plot twist

(Source: doinels, via pizza)

tvgropes:

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(⊙���⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Source: tvgropes, via harukimuracallme)

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Source: okusuck, via twerker)

pineism:

"your bra strap is showing"

that’s my dick

(Source: pineism, via inspiring)

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(Source: racisrn, via luneclipse)

duff-dickagan:

how do u have sex in the shower like its all slippity wippity so how do u do the hippidity dippidity

(Source: duff-dickagan, via inspiring)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

BUT I DIDN’T NEED TO HELL YEAH BEFORE

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

(Source: artlert, via rojin)


and sometimes, they're just so full of TRUTH.

sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

thepoopqueen:

look at it like this

when a girl gets rejected, she thinks it’s something that she did or did not do, she thinks there’s something wrong withherself that would make a guy not wanna be with her

but when a guy gets rejected, he thinks there’s something wrong with the girl who rejected him, ‘she just wants to date assholes’, ‘she’s a bitch’, so on and so forth

and that’s some bullshit

someone finally said this thank you

(Source: thepoopqueen, via sarahdoushitee)

other times it's just...

michaelpalin:

visual representation of autoplay on someone’s blog

image

(Source: michaelpalin, via sarahdoushitee)

and

castielsconsultingdetective:

whovianletthedaleksout:

r0sekanaya:

nombre means name in spanish but it means number in french

image

"what’s your nombre?"
was I making light conversation in spanish
or was I hitting on you in French

but you said half of that in English

(Source: officialraminkarimloo, via pizza)




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