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September 05 2014

thatsridicarus

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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March 02 2014

maritzac:

vanitybullet:

so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something and he was about to talk in english before the teacher pointed at the sign so the guy busted out in full german and the whole class was in stunned silence and the teacher just gave a heavy sigh and left the room

the funniest thing about this is that in spanish, “no ingles” means “no crotch”

the perks of being trilingual

January 04 2014

thatsridicarus

October 21 2013

thatsridicarus

notdavestrider:

davies-rules-moffat-drools:

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

#españyolo

im laughing histerically right now

ESPAÑYOLO

— (Source: sequinsandpeonies via spicyhamster)
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August 28 2013

thatsridicarus

I swear, those Tumblr textposts...

So I just found the jackpot, and cuz I'm tired of reposting each and every post as one post, lemme just dump some of them in one go.

apostitutes:

scrappylittlenugget:

apostitutes:

doinels:

my brother found my vibrator

a teenage horror story in one sentence

i found my brothers vibrator

plot twist

(Source: doinels, via pizza)

tvgropes:

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(◡‿◡✿)

(⊙���⊙✿) WAIT I HAD HOMEWORK

(Source: tvgropes, via harukimuracallme)

Well excuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me

(Source: okusuck, via twerker)

pineism:

"your bra strap is showing"

that’s my dick

(Source: pineism, via inspiring)

laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(Source: racisrn, via luneclipse)

duff-dickagan:

how do u have sex in the shower like its all slippity wippity so how do u do the hippidity dippidity

(Source: duff-dickagan, via inspiring)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

firelorcl:

the-doctors-rose:

getoffmybloghoe:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??

*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?

*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”

*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started

BUT I DIDN’T NEED TO HELL YEAH BEFORE

romanoitalia:

arminsbooty:

artlert:

WHAT IF MONEY CAME OUT OF OUR VAGINAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR PERIODS

I’D BE BLOODY RICH

WAS THAT A PUN?

(Source: artlert, via rojin)


and sometimes, they're just so full of TRUTH.

sherlockedinthetardiswithcrowley:

thepoopqueen:

look at it like this

when a girl gets rejected, she thinks it’s something that she did or did not do, she thinks there’s something wrong withherself that would make a guy not wanna be with her

but when a guy gets rejected, he thinks there’s something wrong with the girl who rejected him, ‘she just wants to date assholes’, ‘she’s a bitch’, so on and so forth

and that’s some bullshit

someone finally said this thank you

(Source: thepoopqueen, via sarahdoushitee)

other times it's just...

michaelpalin:

visual representation of autoplay on someone’s blog

image

(Source: michaelpalin, via sarahdoushitee)

and

castielsconsultingdetective:

whovianletthedaleksout:

r0sekanaya:

nombre means name in spanish but it means number in french

image

"what’s your nombre?"
was I making light conversation in spanish
or was I hitting on you in French

but you said half of that in English

(Source: officialraminkarimloo, via pizza)




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August 31 2012

thatsridicarus
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Fail Spanish is fail
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June 16 2012

thatsridicarus

Thor was Spanish

Tags: thor puns spanish
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November 01 2011

thatsridicarus
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU in different languages
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August 16 2011

thatsridicarus
If I'm not mistaken I think you wrote 0.25 instead of 4. Or you just misplaced the 5,000 and the 20,000.
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