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IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY
“Hey.”
“Hey what.”
“You awake?”“Yeah.”
“Whatcha thinkin’ bout”
“Erebor.”
[After rescuing Mikey Way from Death Gay Valley, our heroes are now settled in Emily The Strange's house of Strange, somewhat staying over for the night.]
Emily: Here's the TV.
Amel: So, what'll it be, guys?
R2, Pete, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray & Bob: LINKIN PARK! LINKIN PARK! LINKIN PARK! *chanting*
Frank: Hey, Amel, you said you were gonna forgive me after we rescue Mikey!
Amel: Oh, did I? *approaches Frank & chokes him* DIE DIIIIEEEE!!!
Frank: ACK! …dude… *cough cough* PLEASE RELEASE ME!!
Cornelia the spider: Did somebody say "die"? I can handle it! *bites Frank's arm*
Frank: ARGH! What the FU-
Ray: *squishes Corny & punches Amel off Frank* GIT YER BITCHIN HANDS OFF FRANK!
Frank: *coughs* phew… thanks Ray, for saving my butt.
Ray: Next time, try not being so weak.
Frank: Hey! I DID try! She just went nuts all over me!
Ray: God that sounds so wrong. *sigh* alright, I got your back.
[and so it was Amel vs Frank AND Ray]
Amel: *kicks Ray & punches Frank* I lost Torny, now Corny. I'm gonna have my revenge on BOTH OF Y'ALL!
Fatin: Hey I think I lost my taekwondo bamboo staff
Eri: I lost my glasses…
Blade: I lost my mother…
Amel: Seems like everybody lost their stuff huh… well, Blade lost his mom though
Gerard: I lost my lucky boxers
R2: Hey Gee, you forgot? I stole them, remember? *gives back Gerard's boxers*
Ray: And poor Frank lost his toughness, now he's a chicken!
Frank: WHATCHA SAY RAY YOU SHITHEAD? *turns to Amel & chokes her* DIE STRANGE! DIIIIIIIE!!!!
Ray: Whaddaya know, he still got it.
Amel: THATS IT I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
Frank: WHO THE FLUFF CARES ANYMORE!
[suddenly the Pink Parade members entered Emily's house, and nobody knows why]
Fatin: Meenyee manyee…
Maria: I lost my cellphone…
Flora: I lost my dandelion bouquet…
Fauna: I lost my unicorn…
Eli: I lost my hairspray…
Amel: *falls down* alright that's it! DIE ALREADY YOU WIMPY-ASS DOG!
Frank: GO FUCK YOURSELF IN HELL, HAG BAT!
R2: Wait, since when did the rest of the Pink Parade got here? and how?
Gerard: Mikey, Bob, call the rest of the Black Parade. Oohoohoo this shall be fun to watch.
[suddenly the rest of the Black Parade appeared, Mother War and all. They were watching the fight]
R2: Nice copycat combat, rocker.
Gerard: Oh no, NO I've been a copycat! I'm a bad bad man, I'm a fuckin HYPOCRITE! NUUUUU!!
[Frank and Amel were still intensely fighting with the Black & Pink parades watching]
Fatin: Do the wushu thing, THE WUSHU THING!
Carrie: I lost my new pink lipgloss…
Delia: I lost my dolly…
Eri: I don't get why Amel and Frank are fighting. What's the cause?
Fatin: It's al because Frank killed Torny
[sometime later R2 got sick of all the fighting for some odd weird reason]
R2: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH WITH THE FIGHTING ALREADY!! Pete, bring Torny back to life with your toothfairy magic!
Pete: It told y'all earlier, tooth fairy magic doesn't work THAT WAY!
Emily: Ughhh ENOUGH OF THAT. I can bring Torny back to life. Amel, give me that dead bat.
[Emily did some strange rituals and successfully resurrects Torny back to life]
Emily: Happy?
Amel: Emily you ROCK! *hugs Torny* I'm glad you're back, and I'm glad YOU got my back.
Frank: *hugs Ray* I'm glad you have my back, Ray.
Amel: Hey, copycat!
Frank: Listen, I'm sorry I killed him by accident. I was gonna aim at him so he'll lower down so I can ride him and get away from that crazy rabid King Kong back then. So… are we cool?
Amel: … I guess. I don't blame you anymore, Frank, now that you mentioned it was an accident *hugs Frank*
Frank: Hey what the… how did your crazy suddenly go away just like that? Thanks for forgiving me anyway…
Gerard: I'm glad you're safe, bro *hugs Mikey*
Mikey: Ya ya ya…
Fatin: Which one of you is Pete Wentz again? I've heard from someone that Pete Wentz has a big dick hehehe…
Pete: That would be me, I'm the frontman of Fall Out Boy. Wanna see the rest of us? *turns away & calls his bandmates* HEY GUYS! We're having a sleepover!
[Suddenly Patrick Stump, Joe Trohman and Andy Hurley came out of nowhere]
Patrick: 'sup guys! Hey Gerard, you watched the new Linkin Park video already?
Gerard: Yeah, it was pretty neat… any chance both our bands are gonna tour with them this year?
[Amel was busy in her own fantasyland, twirling around with Torny & chanting "Isaac… I sack, I suck, Isaac sucks! Isaac as Mama!"]
Fatin: Man you're hunky cool *hugs Pete*
Pete: There's more where that came from *drops his pink tutu & reveals his dick to her*
Fatin: EWW! Don't show your junk to me, man! Too gross, TOO GROSS! Even my sister never saw hers!
Pete: Your sister has a dick?!
Fatin: NO! I mean her.. her own junk that's not a dick!
[pretty much up to this point, some of their random friends and some other random bands make a sudden surprising unexpected appearance]
Ana Sharifah: Eh ada kucing banyak poo! poo!poo! poo! Poo on Pete!
Amel: Who invited Ana?
Fatin: I did :P
Carolina D: *at R2* CHOCOOOOO long time no see, amiga!
Constanza Y: Lol!
R2: Denorii? Kuriru? Who invited you guys?!
Mikey: I did. That girl with the red and black scarf over there? Me and Gerard read her comics about us. LOVIN IT!
Carolina: eheh *blush*
R2: Lol Den
Gerard: I've got a Linkin Park DVD, guys. Who wants to watch it?
Everyone: Eh, the hell with it, SURE!!
Ana: Hi hi hi! Hi Gerard, hi Mikey, hi Strangerous, hi Isaac! HI ALL!!!
Isaac D: Yooooo MCR dudes! Hows about my sudden appearance?
Amel: Everyone's making sudden unexpected appearances tonight for some reason.
Frank: *suddenly burst laughing* HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHHAHA!!
Amel: What's so funny?
Frank: His shirt… ahaha it says "mama"! AHAHAHHA MAMA'S BOY!!!
Amel: Honestly his mom didn't make that. Hannah did. With all. her. heart.
Frank: Who's Hannah, his GIRLFRIEND?
Isaac: she's NOT my girlfriend!!
Amel: Dude, you sang Breaking Free with her. You're practically the Troy to her Gabriella.
Isaac: Whatever, it's still none of your business. I don't get why do you even wanna know about it
R2: Dude, she's your friend, she just wants to know… and Frank, why are you crying?
Frank: *wipes eyes* ahahah hah hah… nah, man there's just something in.. my.. eye- OH SHIT- *runs to the bathroom*
Bob: He's the youngest alright
Ray *nods*
Amel: I'm the youngest too
Isaac: Malu, man
Amel: What's so malu about?
Isac: Not talking to you! *sticks out tongue*
Amel: Then who are you talking to, a little limping frog?
Isaac: Nah I just felt like saying malu, man
Ana: Sometimes he just likes annoying people for no reason
Amel: Ah yes, classic Isaac… hey wait, what happened to Frank? He was still ROFLing right here a second ago
R2: He laughed so hard he cried, and ran to the bathroom cuz apparently eyelashes suddenly invaded his eyes.
Mikey: WHOO CRYLAUGHING! Aaaand… I think something's attacking him.
Amel: I think Cornelia's ghost is taking revenge on him. He practically squished her
Carolina: Who's Cornelia?
R2: Amel's pet spider
Amel: She's not just a spider, she's a genetic mix of tarantula and black widow! How badass is she? She's actually sweet though, sometimes biting my fingers for fun. I don't mind at all.
R2 & Carolina: Uh…huh…
Amel: Speaking of Black Widow, it's also the name of my pet owl. I have lots of owls; there's Saphira, Boogerbeak, Zombie-Elf, Dracina, Xena, Drumphreaks…
Isaac: Wow, lots of bird poop
Fatin: Many many many many! Zombie-Elf is so cute, it's so small!
Emily: I like Boogerbeak.
Frank: *runs out from the bathroom* ahhh that's better now.
Mikey: Hey, anyone wanna go to the petting zoo tomorrow? There's gonna be llamas~ *hugs & pets Gerard*
Gerard: What am I, a llama now? I thought I was your brother!
Frank: LOL!
[R2 & Bob started acting like llamas]
Amel: Llama llama llama llamas~ I should bring my owls there too. Saphira and Boogerbeak love other animals
Isaac: *acts like Carl Wheezer* I WANNA TOUCH A LLAMA!
Carolina: heheh llamas
Constanza: I wanna touch a llama too… and maybe get their DNA samples
Mikey: It's confirmed, we're all gonna go… and you two, STOP ACTING LIKE LLAMAS!
[R2 & Bob stopped llama-ing around]
Frank: *to Ray* hey FROdo, your hair's looking pretty good… for LLAMA CHOW!
Ray: wHAT DIDJA CALL ME?!
Gerard: Frodo, as in the hobbit from Lord Of The Rings
Ray: Ironic cuz I'm the tallest in MCR. If anyone of us were to be a hobbit it's Frank himself.
Frank: Yeah but you have their curly hair, and so is Joe over there
Joe: Yeah but I'm the tallest in FOB!
Frank: Why do these fro-heads have to be ELVES instead of hobbits?!
Joe: Treants, more like it
Ray: Settled. Joe and I are treants. Tree people.
Frank: UGH the world is so MEAN to us midgets!
Amel: Haha you're funny *hugs Frank*
Fatin: I'M EXCITED OMG LLAMA LLAMA LLAMA hey Mikey I'm coming right? PLEEEASE can I come? I'm coming tomorrow right?
Mikey: I did say everyone is coming!
Carolina & Constanza: Yeah. Exactly EVERYONE.
Mikey: The scientist, the scarfie, the scarfaced reaper, the two Strangeritas, and us, the bands, My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy, and hopefully we can snatch Linkin Park & force them to tag along too. Now all we gotta do is hit the hay, for tomorrow is a big day.
*to Emily the Strange* hey Emily, comfy crib you got here
Emily: My pleasure. Y'know I once interviewed Gerard about his upcoming comic. And the thing is, he wasn't having a slumber party. So, no slumber parties for tonight. ALL OF YOU. GET LOST.
Everyone: …WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA….AAAAAAT?
R2: All this time I thought we're having a sleepover!
Emily: I said sleepover, not slumber party.
Amel: Honestly?! Ugh… well, everyone can crash at MY place for tonight. It's kinda like hers anyway.
[everyone flew away on the MCR chopper to Amel the Strange's house of Strange instead, and spend the night there]
--AMEL'S HOUSE--
Ray: Hey look, even her bedroom door has a password. Frank, check this out.
Frank: Let's try and guess *clicks error codes with Ray*
Amel: NOOO Don't click anything! It can't handle too much password errors! Also-
Frank & Ray: Oops, too late! hahahaha
[door suddenly opens. Frank & Ray thought they got the passcode correct, buuut…]
Frank: IT'S THAT MAD KING KONG THAT CHASED ME! AAAAGH
Ray: AAAAAGH!!!
Amel: I wasn't finished. ALSO, if you click other code combinations, they will take you to other places regardless what time! *closes door*
Bob: O great door of teleportation, take me to Kitty Heaven!
R2: Wait Bob I'm coming too!
[Bob and R2 pressed the codes. the door opens but it wasn't actually Kitty Heaven]
Everyone: SABERTOOTH TIGER!! AAAAAH
R2 & Bob: KITTY!! Big kitty!
Everyone else: AAAAH RUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
Amel: *shook her head & closed the door* this isn't a funfair, dudes. Don't try opening my bedroom door. NOBODY opens this bedroom door except me. *clicks the correct combination to the bedroom* Here we are… huge, right?
Mikey: It's just like a big garage, only bigger!
Amel: Haaaa gotcha. It's not really my room. It's just a spare room I might need in case there's sudden sleepovers like this. Let's put some beds together if you wanna.
Gerard: Okay! We only have sleeping bags though.
Ray: Hey how about those extra pile of mattresses?
[everyone put their beds together in the gigantic room]
Mikey: Night-night, Gee. Night-night, everyone
Everyone: *sigh* *sarcastic tone* NIGHT NIGHT, MIKEY.
Gerard: Sheesh, you don't need to be so lame every time we have a sleepover *cuddles Mikey*
R2: Hey, what's this fluffy thing touching my face? *sniffs* it smells like cotton candy, too.
Ray: That would be my poofy hair *blush*
R2: Ah well *sniffs it & drugs herself to sleep*
[Frank chokes Amel]
Amel: ACK! The hell? Why did he choke me in his sleep?
Fatin: That's his way of hugging you I guess lol
Amel: why does it have to be on MY NEEEECK?
and everyone slept soundly that night
THE END.
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