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November 14 2014

thatsridicarus
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tiny-jewish-santa:

mydickisthealpha:

goddeer:

OKAY SO I HAVE THIS ECZEMA

ECZEMA YOU NORMALLY GET WHEN YOU’RE 3, BUT GROW OUT OF IT BY THE AGE OF 10, TOPS. BUT I’M 16 IN A MONTH AND I STILL HAVE ONE OF THE WORST SEEN CASES IN THE STATE.

AND TODAY I SPRAYED THIS THING CALLED AVENE ON ME

YOU MIGHTVE SEEN IT ON A CURRENT AFAIR IF YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA??? THAT LITTLE GIRL WHO TRAVELLED TO FRANCE FOR HER ECZEMA AND BATHED FOR A MONTH

WELL THAT’S AVENE

THIS MOTHERFUCKER CALLED AVENE

WATER FROM THE FUCKING VOLCANIC MOUNTAINS IN FRANCE, YOU APPLY IT TO YOUR SKIN AND VOI FUCKING LA

YOUR SKIN TURNS FROM GROTESQUE LITTLE THICK SKINNED TOMATOFUCK TO PARTIALLY HUMAN IN WHAT I COUNTED AS 4 MINUTES

IT ISN’T THICK, IT ISNT SCABBY, IT ISNT DRY OR SCRACKED. I CAN ACTUALLY MOVE MY FACIAL MUSCLES WITHOUT CRYING IN PAIN

IT GETS RID OF EVERY SKIN THING POSSIBLE, OILY SKIN RASHES PIMPLES SUNBURN DRY SKIN PSORIASIS ECZEMA WRINKLES IT GETS RID OF EVERY

SINGLE

FLIPPIDIDY FLIPPIN

THING YOU CAN IMAGINE

IN MINUTES

OVER A PERIOD OF WEEKS YOU SHOULD SEE A HUGE DIFFERENCE

I’VE ONLY USED IT ONCE, ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO AND LOOK AT MY HAND IT IS LIKE A NORMAL HAND IM LITERALLY IN TEARS HERE OKAY IM CRYING I HAVE TEARS STEAMING DOWN MY FACE 

Thanks for sharing this information! Everyone, remember to test it on a very small portion of skin when you get it just in case of any type of reaction.

Signal boost!

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March 25 2014

thatsridicarus

squidgy-squidgy-falala:

s3cretsociety:

kono-aitsu:

I have dermatographia, a condition in which one’s immune system releases excessive amounts of histamine, causing capillaries to dilate and welts to appear (lasting about thirty minutes) when the hypersensitive skin’s surface is lightly scratched. This allows me to painlessly draw on my skin with just enough time to photograph the results. Even though I can direct this ephemeral response by drawing on it, the reaction is involuntary, much like the uncontrollable nature of a blush.

My friend has this

I draw dicks on his arm

there are two types of people

(Source: nympherie)

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