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June 09 2015

destiel-is-music:

parttimeyoutuber:

cockyteenblogger:

i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS

THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER

THEY’RE SHARKS

I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG 

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June 05 2015

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dickcraft:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

blackumi:

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

:O

Tags: gif shark petting
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spicybara:

i love shark bfs

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May 07 2015

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oceans-seas:

The reason why sharks attack surfers.

Please follow Oceans & Seas: http://oceans.press

the-little-plurmaid:

Duh. Ever notice shark attacks are only one bite because sharks have a taste oh human and are like “blegh this isn’t what I ordered >.< 
Sharks also have really really really bad vision…so…everyone- be nice to sharks

jaythedukeofduwang:

I remember I did a report on hammerhead sharks and theyre truly just dopey idiots that’ll just bite you and be like “wow fuck that” and just piss off lol
Unless theyre reeeaallyyyy hungry. Sharks are so cool ;-;

averyangryfeminist:

Sharks are so vital to our oceans, the ecosystem, and the health of the world. Please be kind to sharks.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SHARK APPRECIATION POST

Sharks are important okay and also super cute and they just wanna swim around doing shark stuff 

They do not want to eat humans they are not scary evil monsters, they are cute as heck sea animals which the ocean needs 

Stop hurting/killing sharks :( 

ayellowbirds:

Sharks also, sadly, have only one appendage that is any good at manipulating objects: their mouth. Thus, if they are curious about something, they do the same thing every thirteen-months-old child does, and investigate it by nomming it.

In other words, I believe the solution to prevent most shark attacks is to give sharks arms.

splendid-oxymoron:

#armthesharks2k15

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April 23 2015

joshpeck:

somethingaboutaredsweater:

flanoirbunny:

cafrerinezetajones:

walmart-dop-com:

i hate when men complain about women’s body hair, even like the fine hair on their backs. go fuck a shark if you wanna have sex with something hairless

#shark skin is actually covered in tiny barbs #aka teeth #they are literally a swimming tooth I suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great white

wouldn’t that make the shark a

grate white

This post got weird

the post is about fucking sharks it was weird to begin with

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February 04 2015

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thatsthat24:

laughhard:

You’re welcome

GET OUT WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS SOONER

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December 16 2014

thatsridicarus
sea critters & splashes
mermaid baymax tho

December 09 2014

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December 01 2014

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bewbin:

imma-just-go:

bewbin:

ive been trying to get this bottle open for 5 minutes. So i thought i’d take a picture to commemorate the event

That might be easier with shark teeth 

STILL NOT OPENING

(Source: bewbin)

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October 26 2014

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September 08 2014

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musica-mundana:

sit-back-relax-relapse:

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF MUSICAL NOTATION THIS IS

That’s a shark

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August 24 2014

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Reggae Shark - Key of Awesome #89 (Animated)

August 19 2014

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
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August 14 2014

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Valeria Pellicer
:

Third shark of the week is the adorable little lamnid known as the Salmon Shark (Lamna ditropis)
These little guys are so cute! And pretty! Like freckly mini-great whites. I love them!
I couldn’t resist drawing in that little lox bagel joke. It just seemed so perfect.

January 12 2014

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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

mynerdproblems:

tupacalypse-arisen:

captainharvey:

urnotok:

liquidcassidy:

Sharks get a bad rap for being dangerous predators that are constantly devouring humans, but there is a whole world of things out there that will kill before a shark does. Here are just a few of those things.

WHO THE FUCK GETS KILLED BY A FUCKING VENDING MACHINE 

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Welcome to Tumblr where we have a gif for that…

Welcome to Tumblr where we have two gifs for that


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November 11 2013

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gmonkey42:

erlynntheemerald:

So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

At first I thought it was a whale shark. Megalodon sharks went extinct about 1,500,000 years ago. The Prince of Egypt takes place about 3,300 years ago. BUT using the height of the people as a rough estimate, the animal in the picture is about 90-100ft long. The shape of it clearly says “shark” but the only animal that size is the blue whale. Megalodon, the largest known shark, was 46-59ft. But on the other other hand, the air/water interface has a magnifying effect that we have to take into account! Things appear 4/3 larger than they really are. Which puts our creature at about 70-75ft. Still bigger than any known shark. Conclusion: it’s Leviathan.
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October 03 2013

thatsridicarus

2spookytomhiddles:

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

marvelous-gallifrey:

starllex:

officialgta:

I was just driving along the highway and I came across this shark in the middle of the road.

wow things really went crazy when the government shut down 

Who’s gonna say it?

Someone’s gotta say it.

sharknado 

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September 09 2013

thatsridicarus

notkatniss:

if you thought Syfy couldn’t outdo Sharknado, think again

Syfy’s newest film Ghost Shark is about a shark spirit that can appear where ever there is water

u think youre safe on a slip n slide?????

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NOOO

u think youre safe at a car wash???

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HELL NO

HOW ABOUT RAIN?????

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FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!

U THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR OWN BODY????

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YOU 80% WATER„ BITCH!!!! HELL FUCKIN NO!!!

GHOST SHARK STOPS FOR NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via imaballoon)

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August 23 2013

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July 20 2013

thatsridicarus
this mofo should be a movie director by now. her story was beautiful. why would the teacher call her parents. no.
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