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May 22 2015

thatsridicarus

viivus:

period thoughts

lotrlockedwhovian:

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

draelogor:

PLEASE

orange-plum:

My hand slipped

runwithskizzers:

THIS IS OUTSTANDING also that demon is so handsome

tampon007:

OMFG YES

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October 16 2014

thatsridicarus
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spoopyrump:

NO BUT REAL TALK OK I WENT TO SCHOOL IN GEORGIA AND I EVEN HAD TEACHERS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULDN’T CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN BECAUSE IT WAS THE DEVIL’S BIRTHDAY AND I GOT SUSPENDED FOR 4 DAYS BECAUSE I WROTE AN ESSAY ENTITLED “You’re All Dumb, The Devil Wasn’t Even Born: The Story of All Hallow’s Eve” AND I TALKED ABOUT THE HISTORY OF HALLOWEEN, HOW IT WAS A PAGAN CELEBRATION TO VENERATE AND APPEASE THE DEAD AND HOW THE DEVIL WAS TECHNICALLY AN ANGEL THAT WAS CAST FROM HEAVEN AND BECAUSE ANGELS WERE CREATED BY GOD THEY WEREN’T BORN THEREFORE THE DEVIL COULDN’T HAVE A BIRTHDAY. MY PRINCIPAL WAS SO CONCERNED FOR ME BECAUSE I WAS IN 3RD GRADE AND HE GOT MAD AT MY MOM FOR RAISING SUCH A “DISRESECTFUL, HEDOONISTIC CHILD”. SHE BOUGHT ME ICECREAM AND LET ME WATCH CARTOONS WHILE I WAS OUT OF SCHOOL.

marissaofunderground
This above post….This goes on just to show you how far people will go to demonize Pagans. I am deeply offended by this, as should any Pagan.
lordicexx:
Whoever made this picture is a priority meatbag target during the skeleton war.
lapisinafishbowl:
Not sure whether it’s funny or sad that these kinds of people still exist. Smh.
thespookypoptart:
School system at its worst.
Parenting at its best.
ladyfluorite:
i hope my kids are this smart when/if I have them they shall get ice cream too
swaggyslothy:
IT REALLY ANNOYS ME WHEN PEOPLE DONT LIKE HALLOWEEN. LIKE ITS OK IF YOU DONT CELEBRATE IT BUT DONT A FUCKING JERK ABOUT IT. HALLOWEEN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SATAN SO WHY ARE PEOPLE SO AGAINST IT. DO YOUR THING AND LET OTHER PEOPLE DO THEIRS. DONT FORCE YOUR BULLSHIT OPINIONS ONTO PEOPLE.
coraregina:
…does that principal even know what “hedonistic” MEANS?
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July 22 2014

thatsridicarus

hallelujah-youngandloaded:

actualucifer:

actualucifer:

my neighbours kept coming up to me and going “we need a special greeting!” so i entered it as “hail Satan” and now they say “hail Satan” every time they see me

guys can we just
this is animal crossing
i put that in the tags but nobody is reblogging with tags and i’m worried that everyone actually thinks i live on a street where people yell HAIL SATAN at each other

well you certainly live up to your url

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October 20 2013

June 09 2013

thatsridicarus

ky-bug:

goaskmordecai:

sweet-bitsy:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

ive looked into the eyes of satan

and he was wearing a 15% off sale earl grey cardigan 

image

They are breeding

What’s going on

doctor who season 1 has begun again

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April 22 2013

thatsridicarus
Satanic weather
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July 30 2012

thatsridicarus

June 20 2012

thatsridicarus
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December 06 2011

thatsridicarus
This is why I drink tap water over bottled water everyday. Not just cuz the kitchen sink is leaking.
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