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May 24 2015

Things French parents say to their kids

nope-not-true:

When we forget to turn off a light:
C’est pas Versailles ici !
Hey, we’re not in Versailles !

When we stand between them and something they want to see:
Et ton père, il est vitrier ?
Is your father a glazier?


nous-les-cancres:

When you are hungry but the dinner is not ready yet

Ben mange ta main et garde l’autre pour demain !
Well, eat your hand and save the other one for tomorrow !

jadisjavaisuncoeur:

What’s for dinner ?
Des caillous.
Pebbles.

When you lie too obviously :
Et mon cul c’est du poulet.
And my ass is made of chicken.

ewnor:

When you are in a bad mood :
Mange des carottes, ça rend aimable.
Eat some carrots, you’ll be nicer

When you are throwing a tantrum :
Pleure un coup, tu pisseras moins.
Go on and cry, you’ll piss less.

ambrena:

And the world wonders why we are so sassy.

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jaimetalangue:

languagethings:

serre-la-lumiere:

perfectlysporadiccycle:

welcome to the French language where tantôt means “earlier” AND “later”

And where tiédir means “to cool off” and “to warm up”

also when I found out  that tout à l'heure can mean both ‘a moment ago’ and ‘in a moment’. 

I’d add that tantôt and tout à l’heure are pretty synonyms? but Belgian people use tantôt all the time whereas the French use tout à l’heure (it’s not 100% acurate but it reflects my French language experience so far haha)

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May 22 2015

shewasalmostfamous:

Shaaaade. I love him so much omg 😂

May 14 2015

willcub:

The line that will go down in history.  

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April 25 2015

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vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

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April 22 2015

hurtonburtonthetaillesstiger:

Behold Her Majesty, Queen of Sass

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THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM
(via 3nglang)
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November 05 2014

thatsridicarus
madame pomfrey immediately after the war being like “potter i don’t give a rotting rat’s ass if you saved the wizarding world, you’re MY patient and you DIED twelve hours ago so you’re going to STAY IN THAT BED AND HEAL UNTIL I SAY SO”
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October 08 2014

thatsridicarus

September 27 2014

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lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like

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September 23 2014

corntroversy:

737downoverabq:

in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath

now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK

the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it

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August 31 2014

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

houseofhannibal:

The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best

"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"

"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."

he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself

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July 31 2014

Meanwhile at a gay bar...

Some dude: Someone call the Fabulance, I think he just died from my FABULOUSNESS!
Everyone: Hollaaaaaa~
*fistbump*
*chestbump*
*dickbump*
*swordfight ensues*

….

Wtf is wrong with this pre-sleep thought it sounds demeaningly stereotyping

July 28 2014

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psyducked:

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July 03 2014

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id-send-a-postcard-to-you-dear
:

Can we talk about how much I love this guy?

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June 19 2013

thatsridicarus
yerawizardmary:

I cannot believe this got so many notes. But this is the continuation.imageimageimageimageimageimage

curiouskitty:

verycunninglinguist:

whatlikeitshard:

jukeboxgraduate:

THIS WOMAN IS MY  NEW HERO.

HERO.

When the Internet gives you lemons, make lemonade.

This is such a righteous post that I am happy I stayed up late. I will probably still regret going to school on 5hrs of sleep, but then I’ll just think of this and not give a damn.

(via daisyloveletters)

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June 02 2013

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November 19 2012

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qurl u such a diva u shoot trendy handbags from ur hands
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June 12 2012

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Drop them pants, G.
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Captioned Adam spam. You’re welcome.

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