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November 03 2014

thatsridicarus
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
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May 21 2013

thatsridicarus
Specifically, no bigotry :)
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January 30 2013

thatsridicarus
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Airport Logic
(via 9GAG)
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April 17 2012

thatsridicarus
the safe-for-work way of "blowing" him
thatsridicarus
the safe-for-work way of "blowing" him
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January 03 2012

thatsridicarus
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It got me.
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November 17 2011

thatsridicarus
this is a test to see how old you are
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August 29 2011

thatsridicarus
Nice and Safe? more like imprisoned.
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August 18 2011

thatsridicarus
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