- monthly subscription or
- one time payment
- cancelable any time
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope
[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK
“Unless you know how to work a 15th-century printing press you can stop laughing and show me how to Twitter again.”
“So besides living really long and screaming at technology can you, like… do anything useful?”
“I can go really fast?”
“Yeah, yeah, okay, that could come in handy. Anything else?”
“I can bite people to death!”
"USEFUL, CHARLES, I SAID USEFUL”
I’d better get to work
AND THE TWO GUYS REALIZE THEY WERE ONLY FIGHTING FOR THE GIRL BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO IMPRESS EACH OTHER
THIS IS AN IMPROVEMENT
“ Romance is sweet and fleeting, but if you want to survive, get a job. Romance can't feed you. ”— @purplecyanide
"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
"Basically the price of a night on the town!"
"I'd love to help kickstart continued development! And 0 EUR/month really does make fiscal sense too... maybe I'll even get a shirt?" (there will be limited edition shirts for two and other goodies for each supporter as soon as we sold the 200)