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July 04 2015

dylanohcryin:

nothing fucked me up more than hearing the line “now they’re going to bed and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head but she’s touching his chest” in mr brightside and REALIZING THAT SICK AND CHEST DON’T RHYME… ….SH E’S NOT TOUCHIGN HIS CHEST…..

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December 02 2014

thatsridicarus

pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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November 26 2014

thatsridicarus

gabtheairbag:

white black asian or hispanic you dont need to panic you know this shits organic

October 18 2014

One of the many things Bill Nye taught me


viridianeyes
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poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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May 30 2014

thatsridicarus
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nmtuesday:

English is a CRAZY language

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thatsridicarus
English is Crazy! - ASAPthought

May 01 2014

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cognitivedissonance:

jaison96:

luciddreamerash:

thestraggletag:

ktseitz5:

I know the answer, but I can’t stop laughing.

It even rhymes better.

oh NO

Oh, lord

*sigh*

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August 11 2011

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I'm also sick of rhyming "together" with :"forever" and "i want you" with "i need you".
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