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November 24 2014

thatsridicarus

Applying for jobs like

dutchster:

Dear Sir/Madam,

Thank you for rejecting my job application to your company.

I have read your application with interest. Because I have received a large number of refusals, I had to make a selection of candidates and I regret to tell you that you are not part of this group.

Despite your qualities and experience in rejecting job applicants, I must inform you your refusal does not meet my profile for this position.

For this reason, I am notifying you I will start working for your company effective immediately. I am looking forward to a prosperous collaboration.

I wish you all the best in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely, 
Mark dutchster

November 03 2014

thatsridicarus

blaperture-mesa:

funkyfreshdays:

reallycreepyfangirl:

on a scale of 1 to america how free are you to go on a date with me

north korea 

ouch

Reposted byZuruidaegilCzeskaKacho

October 16 2014

thatsridicarus
4377 80be

coraregina:

hawaii-n-jones:

The fact that both of these reactions came from males

This is basically the only instance where “not all men” applies because it’s not some whining shitlord trying to make it all about them, it’s literally men NOT being shitlords and actually being respectful of women as people.

A+ would date.

Reposted byfeminismSirenensangmkaynoacornymistick

July 30 2014

thatsridicarus
not interested dot com forward slash you
h0odrich
Reposted bybarricadeTrollownia

March 07 2012

thatsridicarus
Because 11 pairs of gloves isn't enough.
Wait WHAT? Women propose to men all the time & not just leap days!
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