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July 10 2015

thatsridicarus

myuncreativeurl:

ricflairsniece:

ghdos:

LOL what an asshole.

Shit.

Omfg

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June 08 2015

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pizzaotter:

I thought this image was breaking my phone.

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June 06 2015

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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February 16 2015

thatsridicarus

Her Name Was Emma

coldinthestudio:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

lyrical-knight-of-hell:

sixpenceee:

kitty-latte:

sixpenceee:

Read More

fuck.

FUCK.

WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS I NEED TO GIVE YOU A FUCKING CRYSTAL MEDAL OR SOMETHING

reddit no sleep has the best horror writers, some of them got their stories published into a book, that’s how good they are 

OH MY GOD

For those saying they didn’t understand the story, your confusion is the fear factor 

Here’s an explanation for the story

Sweet jesus..

(Source: sixpenceee, via sixpenceee)

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January 27 2015

magicoftelevision:

autisticcosima:

my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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January 26 2015

thatsridicarus

January 24 2015

newtgender:

fleurdetoile:

Okay, but think about this: bath bombs in the wizarding world.

Bath bombs that make complex designs in the water

Bath bombs that turn the steam colors

Bath bombs that play soothing music

Bath bombs that wash your body for you

Bath bombs that change the color of the water based on your mood

Bath bombs that enchant bath toys for children

 (x)

December 28 2014

theglasschild:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain

December 04 2014

thatsridicarus

queersci:

Molly Weasley having so many grandchildren that the kids start stand in specific formations to spell bad words with their sweaters in the Christmas photos

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December 01 2014

thatsridicarus

equalistmako:

allthegoodurlsarewasted:

equalistmako:

equalistmako:

the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???

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*narrows eyes*

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October 30 2014

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somecleverusername:

Found a new hobby! Posting this sign on the doors of random people in the dorm

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October 10 2014

October 09 2014

thatsridicarus
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julystorms:

kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

"I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it," is an impulse that speaks to me.

i wanna punch the person who parked that truck

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October 07 2014

thatsridicarus

giveamanagame:

captainjamestklrk:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

your bird is an asshole

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thatsridicarus

boilerdang-chuckleface:

killervanilla:

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

MY NEW MOTTO

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September 25 2014

thatsridicarus

September 21 2014

thatsridicarus
"Jason Segel's Naked Scare The actor has bared all for the camera. Ellen decided to surprise him with some naked fear.[X]
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September 07 2014

sparrowthegryffindor:

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

are you a winchester

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July 29 2014

thatsridicarus

igno:

MODEL PRANKSTERS: MAKING HOMELESS GUYS ARM WRESTLE FOR MONEY

At first I was totally expecting a catch from the pranksters themselves, when he showed the $50 for the loser I was like "huehehe" but then THE PLOT TWIST CAME FROM ONE OF THE HOMELESS ARM WRESTLERS THEMSELVES. I was speechless.
thatsridicarus
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godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

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