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December 19 2014

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

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October 31 2014

tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.

October 16 2014

thatsridicarus

madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

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September 05 2014

thatsridicarus

thatpengguy:

OKAy so in class today I was bored and I decided to draw a Cyberman head 

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but sadly I had no clue as to how to draw a Cyberman body 

so INSTEAD I MADE A SLIGHT COMPROMISE 

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THAT PICKUP LINE THEN CAME TO ME AS I GAZED AT MY MASTERPIECE 

liannakristine:

Thought that said:

"HEY, HOT STUFF ~ LIANNA DELETE YOUR VIRGINITY?"

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safelyendangered:

Holy shit, this comic moves!

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August 27 2014

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deerieres:

strobeyclause:

romantic pick up trick:
stuff your cheeks full of orange soda, walk up 2 a cute girl, and
spray it all over her clothes. then smile at her and say “dang girl,
ur lookin fanta-stic”

i made this just to Sprite you

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August 12 2014

thatsridicarus

corsmos:

That last line is basically how I sext people.

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August 10 2014

thatsridicarus

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
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August 05 2014

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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    July 23 2014

    thatsridicarus

    throwthefruitpunch:

    heysammy:

    woah girl are you from france ‘cause

    madamn

    oh my god I found my new favourite pick up line

    (via monzana21)

    September 26 2013

    thatsridicarus
    Still addicted to nasi goreng I see.

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    April 25 2011

    thatsridicarus
    Did that hurt? When you fall from heaven, cause your face is really fucked up.
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