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June 09 2015

I've always wondered what women do during their periods in certain stories

loki-dtothe-nthpower:

riddlemetom:

Do they have pads and tampons in the wizarding world? or do they just cast some super absorbing spell on their underwear?

Are girls allowed to bring tampons to the Hunger Games arena? 
Or do they have to publicly announce that they are on their period and hope a sponsor will send a parachute? 
Or do they have to make their own out of moss?  

I am so glad I’m not the only one who’s thought of this.

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May 22 2015

thatsridicarus

viivus:

period thoughts

lotrlockedwhovian:

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

draelogor:

PLEASE

orange-plum:

My hand slipped

runwithskizzers:

THIS IS OUTSTANDING also that demon is so handsome

tampon007:

OMFG YES

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May 19 2015

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February 04 2015

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georgiagracegibson:

i don’t only have glitter in my veins, 2013

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October 27 2014

thatsridicarus
Inktober day 25 pt2: when you're ashamed of reaching puberty earlier than everyone else.

thank god I started mine when I'm turning 13 too... like 11 months into turning 13... I'm a late bloomer I swear.
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September 27 2014

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foulmouthteddy:

overnight-shipping:

helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

A bloody difficult victory.

Uh…Uh..INSERT WITTY PERIOD JOKE HERE!

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September 26 2014

thatsridicarus

asapscience:

Do Periods Actually Make Women Moody?

Every man and woman needs to watch this! Are women actually more moody on their period? We break down the biggest myths about menstruation, periods, and PMS with the help of iiSuperwomanii!

September 09 2014

thatsridicarus

thenoodleboo:

robotsquid:

Seriously though your period is like coming home one day and finding that your spouse has constructed this entire new baby bedroom inside your house and you have to tell them “Sweetie we don’t have a baby” and then your spouse FLIPS THE FUCK OUT like “The FUCK do you mean we don’t have a baby I DID ALL THIS WORK” and then they spend the next week tearing the whole room apart and throwing it out into the street and screaming at you and then finally when the room is completely gutted they calm down and say “It’s okay hon we’ll have a baby next month” and then they start building the room again AND THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU HIT LIKE 50 AND THEN YOUR SPOUSE LEAVES YOU BUT NOT BEFORE SETTING THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE SO IT’S NEVER THE SAME AGAIN

actual best description of a period in the entire world

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August 19 2014

shikarius:

Dad’s gotten 1000% better talking about periods since we started using Shark Week euphemisms:

"Ah, it’s Shark Week?" = "Ah, you started your period?"

"Harpoons on deck?" = "Do you have enough pads/tampons/etc?"

"Chum stocks are holding?" = "Do you need chocolate/midol?"

"Supplies are low cap’n" = "Yes, please."

"What kind (of shark) is it?" = "How do you feel?"

  • "It’s a Nurse Shark" = "I’m fine/not bad"
  • "GREAT WHITE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW" = "FUCKING OW"
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August 08 2014

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pica-scribit:

mackblesa:

ziblie:

How to relieve menstrual cramps using pressure points.

I learned this method about a year ago and my life has been indescribably better since, so I decided I would share. :)

where was this when I needed it this morning 8(

One of the best ways to get rid of menstrual cramps: having orgasms. Masturbation is your best friend during that time of the month.

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listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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August 06 2014

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50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

punksexandshit:

what do homeless women do when they get their period

enchantedsnail:

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

i-am-momo-senpai:

We never even solved the first one

luckyfirebird18

Well for the stripper, astronauts and homeless it depends on their age. They could be at menopause and no longer have a period therefor not worrying about it

Here's how I see it:
strippers probably use tampons, or probably one of those moon cup things where you insert it in your vajayjay n it just collects period blood)

astronauts use tampons as well cuz liquid just floats around in space (but they still need to soak it though)...

homeless people, someone probably donated pads & tampons to them already, and if not, they use newspapers.

tribeswomen probably use animal skin or they dont give a damn & just let blood pour wherever they walk on.

fictional characters, depends on the settings of their story.

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July 06 2014

thatsridicarus

asshaiishadowbinder:

Somewhere George RR Martin is snapping in Z formation.

(via hackthepatriarchy)

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apostcardtome:

disneywalnut:

g-retchenwieners:

brititch:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

the story behind this photo was: she actually cut her foot, and having a great sense of humor, posed for this photo.

omg i never noticed that thing on her foot

NOTICE THE THING ON HER FOOT

THIS IS TRUE COURAGE

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July 04 2014

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage


March 09 2014

thatsridicarus
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Tina and I were talking about periods and what would happen if girls brag about their periods like guys brag about their dicks. Short periods are called chodes, and girls with long periods cover up their suffering by saying "you're just jealous cuz mine's longer and heavier!" to other girls.

January 15 2014

sansaofhousestark:

Adding a Period in a Text Message Just Makes You Look Pissed Off.

allthingslinguistic:

Here’s an example from an article in the New Republic

On text and instant message, punctuation marks have largely been replaced by the line break. I am much more likely to type two separate messages without punctuation:

sorry about last night
next time we can order little caesars  

Than I am to send a single punctuated message: 

I’m sorry about last night. Next time we can order Little Caesars.

And, because it seems begrudging, I would never type:

sorry about last night.
next time we can order little caesars.

I talked about this in a post last year (Do you end a text with a period?), concluding that I use periods to varying degrees in text messages, sometimes for snark and especially when a textversation is longer (multiple sentences) or more formal. The comments/notes on that post, about other people’s text punctuation are also interesting. I wonder if anything has changed since then: feel free to check your own texts and report back! 

I also liked the discussion of exclamation marks as a sincerity marker:

Nearly everyone has struggled to figure out whether or not a received message is sarcastic. So people began using exclamation points almost as sincerity markers: “I really mean the sentence I just concluded!” (This is especially true of exclamation points used in sequence: “Are you being sarcastic?” “No!!!!!”)

Especially in medium-formal emails, I often use exclamation marks to indicate cheerfulness or lightheartedness (compare “Looking forward to meeting you!” with “Looking forward to meeting you.”). Since emoticons aren’t quite acceptable in a more formal context, I end up using exclamation marks as a substitute when I want to make sure that I’m coming off as friendly. 

A related phenomenon, I think, is the use of capitals and/or punctuation to indicate sarcasm. For example, notice the contrast between these two imagined texts: 

don’t be late
we’ve got some very important people coming

don’t be late
we’ve got some Very Important People coming

In the second one, capitalizing Very Important People when it doesn’t need to be capitalized makes the sender seem sarcastic or at least as if they’re speaking with a raised eyebrow. 

However, sometimes periods are also used for emphasis, and in combination with capitalization perhaps they cancel each other out and become sincere again. For example, I recently found myself saying the following, which is clearly sincere. 

Best. Response. Ever.

On the other hand, I’ve noticed that text messages have gotten more likely to include apostrophes and capitals for things like proper names because our phones automatically fill them in, and it would be way too much effort to take them out. (This being said, I’ve trained my phone to use lowercase “internet” and non-hyphenated “email” because using the default versions made me feel like an old fogey.)

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January 09 2014

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thisismyusernamegogetyourown:

In American Sign Language, the sign for having your period is basically punching yourself in the face, and I think that is very accurate.

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December 28 2013

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l-heure-du-the:

Anatomical representation of what having your periods feels like
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October 10 2013

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365daysofhorror:

Heavy flow day…

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