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June 11 2015

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empyrean-princess:

porpentine:

The revealed phallus was believed to have apotropaic magical powers, averting the evil eye or invidia and bestowing good luck.

if a trans fem shows u her dick its good luck

Screaming @ that comment

o _ o;;;; i, uh… waaat????

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June 07 2015

thatsridicarus
What did I tell ya, guys CAN masturbate with water too

May 11 2015

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romantyzm musi być
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March 22 2015

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more language exchange with Tina~
and here's the thing with hippos and rhinos: Malays call them badak sumbu & badak air respectively; Indonesians only call rhinos badak and we call hippos kuda nil, literally meaning Nile horse. And there's the random plotline for a children's storybook about a hippo named Nile who wants to be a horse XD

January 26 2015

quo-fomo:

doctor-professor-smith:

indigo-sach:

blainewarblr:

penis

penisn’t

vagina

vagouta

anus

anyou

blowjob

blowunemployed

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January 21 2015

A Clitoris is actually an undeveloped penis; since we all, at some point, are both male and female in the uterus, before the dominant gene takes over, the penis on a female and a male is actually the same. And once the dominate gene takes over for a male, the clit actually develops into a penis, so technically, when a girl says: suck my dick… I guess it’s kinda politically correct…

brassholes:

Actually female is the default genetic setting so penises are just giant grotesque clitorises.

kcc0:

That’s also why guys have nipples. 

awkwaben:

sherlock—kun:

wow i actually didn’t know that

tittlywinkss:

Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified

hippodude:

Basic mammalian biology.

justcallmeshayne:

I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)

ASAPscience made a video about how we all begin life as females.
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November 28 2014

hemohomo:

In sex ed the guys had to describe their perfect girl to class. one of the guys is gay and he stood up in front of the class cleared his throat and said “she would have a penis.” and sat back down.

November 19 2014

thatsridicarus

prguitarman:

Summary of every episode of Steve Harvey Family Feud ever.

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November 18 2014

bearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

October 10 2014

thatsridicarus
thatsridicarus

Wanted Melody

In the Wild West, we follow the comings and goings of a cocky cowboy who falls in love with a Diva.
I wanna see what Miss Melody looks like. I hope she's a vagina. This animation needs a buttload more female characters

October 09 2014

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lunargore:

whitmerule:

devildoll:

puckling:

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

image

poor penis sheriff gets tiny in the cold water BUT IT IS HIS SUPERPOWER HE CAN USE IT TO ESCAPE

But seriously guys, HAS NO ONE NOTICED THE ‘W’ ON HIS BANDANA!? HELLLOOO? W= WEINER or WANG or WILLY or WOOD or even WONTON TACO I mean come on let a guy call his dick what he wants
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September 28 2014

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ask.fm
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.
THE D.
Not just the D, but the d & the p as well.

THEY ALL FORM A DICK.
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September 24 2014

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August 30 2014

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vvebpage:

the largest shopping centre in australia looks like a giant dick im laughing so hard rn

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August 06 2014

thatsridicarus

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

r0dents:

fireflufferz:

sigh-asdfghjkl:

andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

(Source: guystud, via de-bees-knees)

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July 14 2014

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It’s been a while since I played this game, and actually forgot how the story goes.
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July 03 2014

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June 24 2014

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aria-lerendeair:

heavenandhellcastiel:

y0rkshire-tea:

heavenandhellcastiel:

If you’re ever feeling sad just remember that Jensen Ackles shapes napkins into penises 

This just made my entire life.

you’re welcome

I think the best part is Richard Speight Jr in the background going: “Did he seriously just mold his napkin into a penis?”  

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