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October 09 2014

thatsridicarus

professorfangirl:

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

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April 05 2014

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You are never too old to cosplay
(source: DTJAAAAM via kotaku)
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September 27 2013

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April 22 2013

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trojanphoenix:

heatherbat:

aquaticallyinclined:

“When they were little girls, they decided that they would be best friends forever. A whale never forgets a promise.” -Anneliese Juergensen

i have now died. of joy.

I don’t think I’ve seen art of an old mermaid (mermatron? mergranny?) before.

I love it!

(via daisyloveletters)

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January 12 2013

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Auto-Complete Writes a Poem
(via Cheezburger)
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December 06 2012

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One of my plans before i die
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November 20 2012

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Dear Facebook, This is Why I Miss the Old You
(source: csectioncomics, via MakeUseOf)
Tags: facebook old miss
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October 26 2012

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July 28 2012

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Apparently she thinks 'mistress' means 'princess' :D
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June 13 2012

thatsridicarus

Feeling Old?

  • Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
  • Monsters Inc: Came out 11 years ago
  • Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
  • Miley Cyrus: Engaged
  • Hillary Duff: Mom
  • That's so Raven: Been off TV for 6 years
  • Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
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May 16 2012

thatsridicarus

imjustlost:

honestly?

Nope, I'm still a kid & will forever be a kid.
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April 16 2012

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These are the exceptions.
P.s. the idea isn't mine btw.
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March 29 2012

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March 17 2012

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March 13 2012

thatsridicarus
Now back to me.
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February 04 2012

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February 01 2012

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January 30 2012

thatsridicarus
Samsung Galaxy Tab: Robbery
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December 27 2011

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December 25 2011

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She made a living room out of a public toilet. Your argument is invalid.
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