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July 08 2017

If Equations Were Names
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April 02 2017


July 02 2015




July 2nd.

182nd day of the year.

It’s 12pm.

Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.

I finally understand what Blink-182 means.


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June 28 2015

June 12 2015

Tina & I thinking up names for our future animation studio

April 25 2015


deadpool’s real name is wade winston wilson. and they casted ryan rodney reynolds to play him. they’re both canadian. i love the universe

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April 12 2015



one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award


oh my god


sell oscar to leonardo dicaprio


Do not sell ur children


you’re right

rent them

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April 08 2015




How is it that I’ve lived in Hawaii for nine years, been learning Hawaiian words and speaking pidgin back to my local friends for nine years, know how to say significantly more complex Hawaiian phrases, and yet I had to turn over a Puna Brewing Company bottle cap to find out that Lilo means “lost”?


And now my heart is busted.

I just added this to my queue and then I had to go in and find it again cause I had a thought.

Lilo and Stitch.

Lost and pulled together. 

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March 25 2015



Oh my God.


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January 31 2015



My family is from Nigeria, and my full name is Uzoamaka, which means “The road is good.” Quick lesson: My tribe is Igbo, and you name your kid something that tells your history and hopefully predicts your future. So anyway, in grade school, because my last name started with an A, I was the first in roll call, and nobody ever knew how to pronounce it. So I went home and asked my mother if I could be called Zoe. I remember she was cooking, and in her Nigerian accent she said, “Why?” I said, “Nobody can pronounce it.” Without missing a beat, she said, “If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky and Michelangelo and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka.” 

Bella Naija, 2014 (x)

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January 27 2015

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okay this was the first witty joke i heard on tv THAT MADE ME LAUGH LITERALLY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

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January 19 2015

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Ms. Marvel #5

Words: G. Willow Wilson

Art: Adrain Alphona

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January 13 2015

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"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

your url makes this even more beautiful

(Source: iraffiruse)

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December 15 2014


I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily

like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”

and they all have shots of tequila in them

who wants to be my business partner

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December 06 2014



I just laughed so hard about this I’m crying and now I feel sick.
Lee is my hero.

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November 08 2014

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Finally checked out what HyeonJin means, but I don't trust Google Translate that much.
p.s. yes HyeonJin is an actual name.

November 07 2014

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Where my sense of humor has been laid to rest.

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October 31 2014


learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

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October 23 2014



Our fandom once was amused by the town of Fucking, Austria.
But now we need more.
Now, we need the United Kingdom.

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October 22 2014


Is anyone IRL named Roseph?

Cuz that would be pretty cool & if your nickname's Rose imagine people asking you what Rose is short for.

They're gonna guess cliche names like "oh your name is Rose? what is it short for, Rosemary, Rosalynn, Roseanne, Rosmah, Rosmayanti, Rosita, Rosalinda, etc"

And you're gonna be like "no bruh it's Roseph. ROSEPH. like Joseph with an R"

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