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Congrats, we have reached a period of time where there is a generation that does not remember the first memes.
Lol I remember this
Beware the Old Memes.
Sherlock sending this to John like
"Hope you don’t mind I took a pic of your arse last night"
john replying being like “if anyone asks me why i married you from now on i can at least show them this picture to prove it wasn’t for your dick.”
And Sherlock’s like “That was clever and I am chuckling but my dick game was so strong you shaved for me within 24 hours of me coming back from the dead.”
Photo by Heather Baird
Made of baked meringue cookies and assembled with dots of melted chocolate, these little red cap mushrooms make for a friendly place setting at the Thanksgiving table, and they’re a sweet treat to boot! Just for fun, the mushroom “stems” are dipped in cocoa and matcha tea powders for a freshly foraged appearance, and white nonpareils create a spotty cap. For an extra warm, woodsy presentation, place them on top of ground green pistachios or shelled pumpkin seeds.
And best of all, baked meringues are naturally gluten-free. If you have guests with this dietary consideration, make sure to use gluten-free chocolate chips (such as Enjoy Life brand) and cocoa powder. Many brands of nonpareils and powdered food color are gluten-free, but some are not, so choose these ingredients with care.
Powdered food color can be found at cake supply shops and online.
You will need:
2 egg whites, at room temperature
1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
4 oz chocolate chips
Red powdered food color
2 tablespoons cocoa powder
2 tablespoons matcha green tea powder
1 tablespoon honey
1 tablespoon white nonpareils
Prepare two baking sheets by lining them with parchment paper. Preheat the oven to 200˚ Fahrenheit. Place room-temperature egg whites in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with a whisk attachment. (Note: It is important that both the bowl and whisk are very clean so that the egg whites whip properly.) Beat the egg whites on medium speed.
Once they are very frothy, stop the mixer and add the cream of tartar. Start the mixer again and continue to beat the egg whites. Once they form soft peaks, increase the speed to high and gradually add the sugar, one tablespoon at a time.
Continue beating the whites until they are very shiny and hold stiff peaks, but are not dry or crumbly. Spoon the meringue into a large pastry bag fitted with a 1/2-inch round tip.
First, pipe the mushroom caps. Hold the pastry bag at a 90˚ angle, about 1/2 inch from the parchment paper. Using firm and even pressure, squeeze out a round meringue disc about two inches in diameter and one inch high. Stop squeezing, then twist the bag and lift it from the meringue to get a clean break from the cap. Repeat in regular intervals on the baking sheet until you have approximately two dozen mushroom caps.
The mushroom caps will most likely have peaks on top, so smooth the tops by wetting your index finger and lightly pressing the peaks down into the caps.
Next, pipe the mushroom stems. Again, position the bag perpendicularly, about 1/2-inch from the baking sheet. Begin squeezing the bag to form a one inch round base. Continue to squeeze as you slowly and evenly draw the bag up, then release pressure (causing a break) to form a tapering stem about two inches tall. The stems will have peaks on top, but do not smooth them down. Use the remaining meringue to pipe as many stems as possible.
Bake the meringues for 90 minutes, turning them halfway through the cooking time to ensure an even bake. The meringues should be hard and dry to the touch, and you should be able to easily lift one from the parchment. Allow them to cool completely before assembling. If time allows, you can also turn off the oven and let them sit in the oven for several hours or overnight.
Use a small, dry artists’ brush, apply the red dry food color to the baked meringue caps. Apply a second coat to intensify the color.
To assemble the mushrooms, melt the chocolate at 30-second intervals in the microwave. Use a toothpick to carve a small hole in the bottom of the mushroom cap.
Use a toothpick to add a dot of chocolate to the hole.
Place the pointed end of a mushroom stem into the hole in the red cap.
As they are assembled, place the mushrooms on parchment paper and leave them to set. Assemble the remaining caps and stems into mushrooms.
Place the cocoa and matcha powder in separate small bowls. Dip the bottoms of the mushroom stems in the matcha powder, then in the cocoa; tap to remove excess powder.
Place the honey and white nonpareils in separate condiment cups. Use an artists’ brush to place small dots of honey onto the red mushroom caps.
Dip the mushroom caps in white nonpareils. Your mushrooms are ready to charm your guests!
All photographs by Heather Baird.
Heather Baird is an accomplished painter and photographer, but her passion is creating eye-popping, mouthwatering desserts. She writes about her adventures in the world of creative dessert-making on her award-winning blog, SprinkleBakes. She is the author of the new baking book, SprinkleBakes: Dessert Recipes to Inspire your Inner Artist. Heather lives in Knoxville, Tennesee, with her husband Mark and two mischievous pugs, Biscuit and Churro.
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