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November 15 2014

thatsridicarus
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unshaped:

filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over

kiss-the-g1rl:

such evil minds in this place

braydaaan:

i love this evilness 

dazedwinter:

Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.

itsfrenchthellama:

"The cold never bothered me anyway"

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October 07 2014

thatsridicarus
becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

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August 24 2014

thatsridicarus
BLUECHAIR Ep.19

We all have these occasional bad thoughts we didn't mean.
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July 02 2014

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ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

sarahdesdemona:

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury themvertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.



You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

g0kudera

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

mongezeas:

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

dixiesaurer:

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

sirisles:

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

I AFDGFHGKJHKHGFDSF I AM DONE

tephnos:

Don’t forget that the chances of being caught are greatly reduced if you murder someone who has no connection to you at all. Most murderers end up killing someone they know in some fashion, so they’re easily caught. Serial killers kill at random, hence why they can kill a lot before they screw up.

I am not a serial killer, honest.

imnotthereasonthatyoureinsane:

I am seriously concerned for all of you

grapefruitshampoo:

please don’t judge me for tagging this for future reference, IT’S FOR PURELY FICTIONAL PURPOSES OK


princess-azula:

I’M PRETTY SURE THE NEXT TIME I SEE THIS POST, ADVICE ON BURYING BODIES WILL ADD UP UNTIL IT SUFFICES TO BE COMPILED AS A HANDBOOK


zyzil:

How to kill a bitch: a guide by tumblr

thechosenone305:

FOR ALL MY FELLOW CRIME WRITERS

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July 01 2014

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May 29 2014

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thisislokisdivision:

br0ken-daisy:

so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.

Signal boosting this shit

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May 22 2014

thatsridicarus

lucykrap:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY


I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY? 

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,

I’M FUCKING CRAZY

BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU

SO ROT THERE MAYBE

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May 19 2014

thatsridicarus

October 09 2013

thatsridicarus

cm-jj-aj:

Damn. Go Miley

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July 31 2013

thatsridicarus
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Was browsing The Best Of Tumblr on Facebook and this post happened, along wit the comment down there. lol OJ Simpson
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July 28 2013

thatsridicarus
Stop The Genocide
(via Sinfest)
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June 22 2013

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snow-the-fox95:

rojoninja:

onlylolgifs:

Hydrophobic Clothing

Perfect for murdering people.

I’m so glad we are all on the same page.

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June 20 2013

thatsridicarus

March 12 2013

thatsridicarus
Potiche by Paups
This is just... wonderful. I love how the first two neighbors are obsessive-competitive while the third one prefers to be the observer, and when she felt the right time coming (or when she sensed their obsessive-competitiveness has gone too far & she had enough) she sprang into action like the headhunter she is.
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February 06 2013

thatsridicarus
bowtied:

Oh! Bird puns!

Alright, alright, going with the crow theme — did you know, the only real difference between crows and ravens is that crows have five pinion feathers, and that ravens only have four.
So the difference between a crow and a raven? Well, that’s a matter of…..



….a pinion.
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December 25 2012

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Shiny

Tags: shiny cat murder
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November 21 2012

thatsridicarus

Since when does Murder have a nick name of "Self Defense" ?!!!
- Maha 
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October 19 2012

thatsridicarus
Play fullscreen
Dethklok - Murmaider
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October 16 2012

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August 09 2012

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No caption needed ...
(via Iran Military)
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