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May 30 2015

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

samarajournal:

paulichu:

adriofthedead:

zzdigital:

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.”
“Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?”
“Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.”
“Like what?”
“I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?”
“Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

“Dude, that garlic stinks.”

December 15 2014

whosaprettypolyglot:

I told one of my students that his oral presentation was on the 3rd of december

He seems to have slightly misunderstood me - I just received an email titled “here is the assignment about the 3rd of december”

He’s literally written me a short essay about the 3rd of december

he’s explained what the 3rd of december is as well as every important historical event that has ever happened on the 3rd of december

what do I do omfg

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October 19 2014

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

taco-of-the-violets:

I chuckled so hard at this

castielmyspell:

fuck off

danglingthpider:

*smirks*

merelyappreciative:

*makes the above misunderstanding into the biggest bitchfest ever*

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September 06 2013

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July 02 2013

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May 11 2013

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November 12 2012

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