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"Tell the chef, the beer is on me."
miku put, in order, cheese, ham, corn, pepperoni, double cheese, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheese, sausage, bacon, mayonnaise, chicken, basil, onions, olives, eggplant, and cheese on the pizza
something tells me that actually would not taste good together Miku.
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu was in my dream last night. so i after i painted my canvas last night, i realise it was 2 am so i went to bed. my mind drift slowly of cupcakes and candies dresses but then i thought that was unlike me so i thought of halloween candies dress design and slowly drifting to KPP Fashion Monster and i was walking down the dark murky stick road with the dress i thought of on but im wearing pants instead of skirt, i was wearing 2 inch high wedges and long purple red knee-high socks. I saw a cool vampire guitar along the way and i took it up, suddenly i felt a cold electryfying sensation ran throuhg my spain and my veins. I played the guitar with a tasty rocking Reese music notes flying out.
suddenly smthng flying above me. i thought its a vampire so i decided to face it. but then i saw a bat like hairdo lady in a red dress and it was Kyary Pamyu Pamyu! "SENPAI! You finally came back!" she said. "We all missed you! come, Mistress Raditha is awaiting your visit".
So she led me to what it seems like Mistress Raditha's castle. flavoured cotton candy cobwebs, exploding sizzling nerds spouting from her chinney creating raining nerds. when i went in, she was sitting on her throne with a tophat on. Her dress were black and red and -well not skirt and still- pants. She held a crooked purple candy cane cane, and both to her left and right stood a really tall green and red frankenstein monster holding a huge cannon. They held the cannon high a pull the rope behind it and BOOM! candy ribbon explosions along with lemon candies raining. it was fucking colourful! "Welcome my comrade Tina" my old pal said, and I bowed a little while Kyary Pamyu Pamyu bowed lower and walked away. I said "it has been so long comrade Raditha", to which she replied "i see you have found your guitar. i miss those days that we're all bunch of candy rockers". "we were Jawbreakers, we'll never be crushed down easily by those slimey Corn soup" i sed. Then you sed "so i've heard Chicken Melon is on the loose... AGAIN!" then i sed "so i've heard, which is why i am here. the halloween candy people need our help. so whats say you?". "join or fight? i rather not. i dont want to meet that Leeky Loki... he stank of Leek.. literally" she said. As we walk outside the castle with guitar in our hands, KPP waited us by the gummy stallions carriage complete with licorice whip and lash. KPP whip the licorice and black cherry gummy stallions to mosh forward and brought us to the halloween candy town square. We were the candy valkyrie btw.
The Mighty Corn awaited us sitting by the lemon soda fountain with a huge jawbreaker mjolnir hammer in his hand, grunting a little and mostly looked worried. "Fair maidens warrior of the jawbreakers of the sugar rockers castle... i kneel before thee to beg for your power to stop my brother, Leeky Loki." "what brings thee here so soon O' mighty corn?" Mistress Raditha asked "So soon indeed? Hath the trouble came closer?" i said (and suddenly i have no idea why we were speaking Shakespeare). And then at the corner of my eye on my right, i saw TONY STARK in a red glass see-through candy suit standing in the crowd saying "hath ye mother know-eth you wear-eth her dress?" then Iron Candy Man approach to us "and hath whoever made those clothes of your that you wearing a cobwebs and left over fabric?" [iron man speaks shakespearean just cuz he's bein IRONic, geddit?]
Then i sed "she is aware of it, for it is our fashion mosnter... and may i point out your manners that it is uneccessary to point out a lady's taste of fashion"
Iron Candy Man: well i must say your taste are quite fabulous and very stylish but how bout a skirt to actually tell your gender?
Mistress Raditha: ouh im sorry, i dont know your gay to tell us what to wear now.
Corn smirked, then I sed "no matter what we wear, it doesn't tell us wether we're one"
Suddenly something big and green jumped high in the air and landed explosively in front of us, crushing the lime soda fountain....
it was indeed Hulk, and we were all drenched in lime soda. Mistress Raditha out of nowehre took a part of Corn's side and ate it "mmmmm~ lime corn" she said.
It was kind of like Wreck-it Ralph, cause black widow jumped in and all dressed up like Vanneloppe Von Schweetz, except its black licorice dress theme, but DAMN SEXY. While hawkeye is........ eh...... well... he's a purple owl.
In my mind I was saying "oh hey the Avengers are here except Captain America omg this dream is getting weirder and weirder whoa wait wheres Hawkeye?" and then I asked "so whereth be Hawkeye?"
Black Licorice Widow smirked "are you blind? he's right there, on top of Hulk's shoulder! Nitwit" We all suddenly face to "Hawkeye" and he's a purple owl with bow and arrow stuck on his back but he was as big as a huge hawk. then he Hawkeye sed "so whats with al these kaHOOT? HHAHAHHAHAHA!! GET IT? ka-HOOT?! Cause you know, im an owl!! hahahahhhshnfhsfhs"
and then we're like (=____=)"
except for Hulk.
Corn: Come! we must make haste! i can smell his leeky sence in the air. he is getting closer"
Raditha: is he alone?
Corn: no, he has an army.
Hulk suddenly shouted "SPRING ONION ARMY! HULK SAW. Hulk saw not too far away!"
then he burped. *BUUUUURP* cos he drank lime soda while listening to Hawk's so-called jokes. But Hulk's burp bubbles arent circular, but lime shaped, green, and see through We suddenly felt a rumble and leek shaped thunder in the air. In my mind i wondered what is the army look like? huge small big thin tall or whatev? then suddenly, smthng really big appeared. it has a leek on the right hand and srping onion on the left hand. It was... Miku. And then Marceline was at the back with Finn held on to her hand while they flew up in the sky but their eyes were ico cold blue. Marceline screech in the air creating a fizzy candy avalanche. Miku swing around her vegetables and singing the Ievan Polka song with Leeky Loki on her shoulder. Marceline swung Finn torward Hulk and Corn. Finn took out his demon sword glowing red! He then proceded to slash Hulk's chest. Hulk managed to shield Corn but fell down in pain. Black Licorice Widow shouted "I KNEW IT!!! I knew you ate all my candies!!" Raditha jumped up and swing her guitar towards Finn, but Finn blocked it. It was an one-on-one battle while Marceline screech out another swing from her demon guitar, I sprung out a jawbreaker guitar solo to block the echo. One of my jawbreaker hit Marceline and she came to herself and realise what she have done. She stopped Finn and vampire-mind-controlled Finn to return to normal. Finn came back to normal and was shocked and confuse of what he has done. Marceline then floated to us saying "that leeky horned dude is weak againts slow music! Dont play rock song! Play a soft and mellow song!" Raditha and I looked at eachother and so we decided to work together with Marceline. Finn started boomboxing his tune and we both strum gracefully and then Marceline start singing "Daddy" We both become her background singer
...and then i woke up cos my alarm was Marceline and Finn Daddy
This dream is by far the best coming from Tina ok I love her overactive imagination forever. I mean how badass was I? Mistress Raditha rockin' a tophat & crooked candy cane lol. and the Avengers' candy cast blended so well and perfectly with their characteristics :D and Hawkeye's a purple owl lol. I wonder why Captain America isn't there, he could've been Captain Candy Cane or something. There's just... a lot of pop culture & fandom blending in this dream and I can imagine the scene as a Sugar-Rush-esque environment, and Black Licorice Widow's Vanellope-esque fashion just confirms it.
chickenmelon - https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=509681955746380
aVEGers [in which Loki is still a leek, but instead of Thor, Hulk is Corn] - http://www.fruitycuties.com/archive/241-cartoon-avegers-joke.htm
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