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June 25 2015

thatsridicarus

June 07 2015

thatsridicarus
What did I tell ya, guys CAN masturbate with water too

May 11 2015

thatsridicarus

May 07 2015

thatsridicarus

blackstar-cosplay:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

omg xD

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February 23 2015

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a messed-up dream yet again, in february 23rd.
I also remembered asking Kele Okereke around on how to pronounce his name in Igbo Nigerian accent and he seemed offended by it.

TINA'S EPIC REACTION YET AGAIN

January 07 2015

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unorodriguez:

stillstripping:

orghasmic:

taking yourself to pound town

I’m in me!

Just beat it … on the go!

this ad is full of golden lines
tbh i thought it was a portable jacuzzi

November 25 2014

November 16 2014

thatsridicarus

lol-post:

Are you playing with yourself?

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August 24 2014

real-life-dipper-pines:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

August 13 2014

thatsridicarus

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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May 19 2014

thatsridicarus

May 18 2014

thatsridicarus
A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror.

Bet you didn’t see that coming
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May 14 2014

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I got mail from twitter and apparently these three tweets hit the spotlight.

March 08 2014

December 28 2013

thatsridicarus
Source: cariocasmen
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thatsridicarus

September 22 2013

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(via circa-)
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September 20 2013

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I've always imagined boys would do it by aiming the showerhead at the underside of their dicks
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September 19 2013

thatsridicarus

Masturbating

(found thanks to egophalic)

(via isabellab4)

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