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May 07 2015

thatsridicarus

blackstar-cosplay:

doctorcanon:

cmcross:

No, you don’t understand.

This actually happens.

We got a 16 year old boy on our unit once, because Pediatrics was full, and it’s about 1 in the morning and all the nurses are at the nurses station having a break and we’re  all talking and having a laugh and then all of a sudden this kids heart monitor just goes CRAZY.

So we call the code and I grab the crash cart and about 6 of us just take off running down the hall and we bust in the room and this kid is just sitting there with his hand around his junk looking MORTIFIED.

So we just sort of backed out of the room quietly, walked calmly to the stairwell, and had a total and complete hysterical breakdown.

It was the funniest shit ever.

Omigod so many nurses have told me stories like these. 

omg xD

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October 30 2014

thatsridicarus
5203 ee9d

somecleverusername:

Found a new hobby! Posting this sign on the doors of random people in the dorm

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August 24 2014

real-life-dipper-pines:

dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

August 13 2014

thatsridicarus

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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May 18 2014

thatsridicarus
A vampire masturbating in front of a mirror.

Bet you didn’t see that coming
zanetehaiden
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March 08 2014

June 08 2013

thatsridicarus
orgasmictipsforgirls:
this is where i keep my followers

(via free--pizzas)

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September 25 2012

thatsridicarus
thatsridicarus

July 06 2012

thatsridicarus
Jacking off to disaster
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May 15 2012

thatsridicarus
WTF is wrong with some people?
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March 07 2012

thatsridicarus
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