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January 22 2015

Tips on being awesome?

1. Stop being sad. Be awesome instead 
2. Get a Soup.io account. Be 10% awesomer. 
3. Befriend & train dragons, don't kill them. Having a pet dragon is awesome. 4. If you're a princess you must own a bow & arrow. But if anyone disagrees, please dont turn them into bears. 
5. When you hear a pop song which has similar beats/melody/rhythm as your favorite songs, sing said favorite songs out loud instead. 
6. If ya wanna catch some 'Mons, it's better to have just one that befriends you until the end & have loads of evolution stages rather than getting a few with little evolution stages. Also, the ones from the computer that suck you into the digital world are way better than the ones that you catch in little red & white balls >:P 
7. If you have to use the phone booth, remember; the red one is a regular phone booth & the blue ones are time-and-dimension-traveling machines operates by some mofo wearing a bowtie or a fez. Always choose the blue ones.
8. Avoid the mainstream unless if it is actually better/more useful. Always know the alternatives of things surrounding you. Always have alternatives. Bring your friends to places and sites nobody has ever heard before. 
9. If someone has the same birthday as you it's better to celebrate together despite being strangers (i had problems with this advice as well wtf am i telling you this). One advantage is less money spent. 
10. Boys, have 1 day in a week where you pee sitting down. Girls, same advice but you pee standing up instead. (I've actually tried this and yes we can indeed pee standing up) 
12. Lel i skipped number 11
11. Lel its right here
13. Dress up for the job you wanna have, not for the job you're working right now. Im sure you've all seen that blue poster with some dude wearing a Batman costume to work, why dont you go for that extent in real life? 
14. Put plastic bows on your pet snakes. Snakes want to feel pretty too. 
15. Pat your head, rub your belly, put the lime in the coconut and drink em all up. 
16. If you have a best friend, make a youtube channel & start doing comedy skits or start a talkshow every morning. 

These are all advices from movies, TV series & random internet people they seem 100% legit go ahead & try

January 15 2015

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puns hurt

Puns are glorious.


Tags: pun puns list
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December 28 2014



Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain

December 06 2014


good transition words to use on your SAT essay:


  • however
  • although
  • not to mention
  • macklemoreover


I put ‘Macklemoreover’ as a transition in a research paper I was writing for school because I couldn’t think of a good one at the moment but I forgot to take it out before I turned my paper in.

December 01 2014


HTTYD and BH6 similarity's


  • Hiro is a dork. Hiccup is a dork.
  • Hiro calls Baymax ‘Buddy’. Hiccup calls Toothless ‘Bud’.
  • Hiro is an inventor. Hiccup is an Inventor
  • Baymax can fly. Toothless can fly.
  • Hiro and his friends are dorks. Hiccup and his friends are dorks.
  • *Spoilers?* Hiro and Hiccup both lost a family member.
  • Toothless looks after Hiccup. Baymax looks after Hiro.
  • Toothless is adorable. Baymax is adorable.



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November 26 2014


Things to remember tonight...


  • White people are not the enemy, racist people are the enemy
  • Cops are not the enemy, cops who abuse their power are the enemy.
  • The justice system is not the enemy, individuals within the justice system are.
  • Hate that breeds hate is useless = anger that breeds change is transforming.
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November 24 2014

Actual episodes of Lizzie McGuire:

  • Lizzie and her friends are on a spanish-language game show but don’t know what they’re supposed to do because they do not speak spanish
  • Gordo becomes obsessed with a Dungeons and Dragons-style game called “Dwarflord.” Lizzie and Miranda dress up as fantasy characters to kidnap him and stage an intervention because he’s stopped caring about school.
  • Lizzie and her friends sneak onto the set of an Aaron Carter video. Lizzie makes out with Aaron Carter, and they end up being extras in the video.
  • Miranda develops an eating disorder and, with the help of her friends, recovers completely, all within the span of a few days. As far as the rest of the episodes are concerned, this never happened.
  • Lizzie becomes a “bad girl,” which apparently constitutes wearing 10% punkier clothes, clip-on piercings, and letting another girl cheat on a math test. Once again, this is a chapter of her life that lasts exactly a few days and is never mentioned again.
  • Lizzie becomes Frankie Muniz’ girlfriend.
  • Miranda doesn’t invite Larry Tudgeman, the creepy kid who seemingly does not bathe or do laundry, to her birthday party. Lizzie and Gordo give him a makeover so he’s handsome and charming to show Miranda the error of her ways or something.
  • Gordo teaches Matt karate with the help of David Carradine
  • Matt and Lizzie switch bodies maybe
  • Lizzie and co. sneak into an R-rated movie and get caught because Lizzie saves a dude’s life and gets on the news. Her parents are still mad for some reason.
  • Gordo loves the music of 50s and 60s crooners, but then acts like a giant hipster and pretends to hate it when everyone else starts to like it. He then goes and flies model airplanes in the most sullen way possible until Lizzie and Miranda beg him not to give up on his love of the Rat Pack and come to the lounge-themed dance with them. He says absolutely not, then shows up anyway dressed as Sinatra. Gordo might suffer from undiagnosed personality disorders.
(source: raptorific)
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November 13 2014





  • finding someone aesthetically pleasing
  • being sexually attracted to someone
  • being romantically attracted to someone

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November 10 2014


Types of kisses and their meaning



Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real) 

that last one though

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October 30 2014


things that make the earth continue to turn:

  • gerard way’s bone structure
  • brendon urie’s ass-to-waist ratio
  • andy hurley’s gap tooth
  • hayley williams’ abs
  • frank iero’s eyebrows
  • josh dun's pectoral muscles
  • patrick stump's political opinions

October 29 2014

thatsridicarus: "Oh that artwork looks so good, Imma copy it."
 Instead, you did it better. XD
the optimist list wooyeah~

haha there's always gonna be a little bit of you inside the artworks you copy, eventhough you try so hard to draw in the original artist's style. depends if you made it worse or better, it's how other viewers and yourself see it.

October 21 2014


I feel like shit, I feel like I shouldn’t be knowing these people in th efirst place, I feel like I shouldn’t esxist at all.

I want a really really really big hug…

A hug from a huge cat,
A hug from Totoro,
A hug from my friends,
A hug from the Strawhat Crew,
A hug from my brosis thatsridicarus ,
A hug from my possible twin ilicarriedoll ,
A hug from thousands of cats,
A hug from warm cup of coffee,
A hug from Pizza,
A hug from Pewdiepie, Ken, Cry, Marzipan and that Pink Moustache dude,
A hug from Gracey,
A hug from How I Met Your Mother characters,
A hug from Adventure Time characters,
A hug from Tony Tony Chopper,
A hug from Doraemon,
I wish Doraemon’s invention existed so I can altered myself into a better person…
A smarter person,
A more better greater advance self,
A more productive person….

I seriously feel like shit…..


and this post kinda makes me well up a bit. To be honest one of the things that could make me cry is the realization of hug-deprivation and needing more hugs but the people we wanna give hugs is living far away and vIRTUAL HUGS ISNT ENOUGH AND ISNT AS GOOD AS THE REAL ONE T~T

But here. 
Have a hug 
Even if it’s only figurative.
I just wish everyone wasnt so far away.

Tags: hug hugs list

October 19 2014


things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience


I chuckled so hard at this


fuck off




*makes the above misunderstanding into the biggest bitchfest ever*

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September 19 2014


Nice things to whisper when hugging someone



-you smell different when you’re awake 
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it 
-your hair tastes like strawberries 
-he knows, don’t go home. 
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

hail hydra

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September 18 2014

1. push yourself to get up before the rest of the world - start with 7am, then 6am, then 5:30am. go to the nearest hill with a big coat and a scarf and watch the sun rise.

2. push yourself to fall asleep earlier - start with 11pm, then 10pm, then 9pm. wake up in the morning feeling re-energized and comfortable. 

3. get into the habit of cooking yourself a beautiful breakfast. fry tomatoes and mushrooms in real butter and garlic, fry an egg, slice up a fresh avocado and squirt way too much lemon on it. sit and eat it and do nothing else. 

4. stretch. start by reaching for the sky as hard as you can, then trying to touch your toes. roll your head. stretch your fingers. stretch everything.

5. buy a 1L water bottle. start with pushing yourself to drink the whole thing in a day, then try drinking it twice.

6. buy a beautiful diary and a beautiful black pen. write down everything you do, including dinner dates, appointments, assignments, coffees, what you need to do that day. no detail is too small.

7. strip your bed of your sheets and empty your underwear draw into the washing machine. put a massive scoop of scented fabric softener in there and wash. make your bed in full.

8. organise your room. fold all your clothes (and bag what you don’t want), clean your mirror, your laptop, vacuum the floor. light a beautiful candle.

9. have a luxurious shower with your favourite music playing. wash your hair, scrub your body, brush your teeth. lather your whole body in moisturiser, get familiar with the part between your toes, your inner thighs, the back of your neck.

10. push yourself to go for a walk. take your headphones, go to the beach and walk. smile at strangers walking the other way and be surprised how many smile back. bring your dog and observe the dog’s behaviour. realise you can learn from your dog.

11. message old friends with personal jokes. reminisce. suggest a catch up soon, even if you don’t follow through. push yourself to follow through.

13. think long and hard about what interests you. crime? sex? boarding school? long-forgotten romance etiquette? find a book about it and read it. there is a book about literally everything. 

14. become the person you would ideally fall in love with. let cars merge into your lane when driving. pay double for parking tickets and leave a second one in the machine. stick your tongue out at babies. compliment people on their cute clothes. challenge yourself to not ridicule anyone for a whole day. then two. then a week. walk with a straight posture. look people in the eye. ask people about their story. talk to acquaintances so they become friends.

15. lie in the sunshine. daydream about the life you would lead if failure wasn’t a thing. open your eyes. take small steps to make it happen for you.
— A self care list. I’ve been working on this. I promise it’s worth it. (via neopex)
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August 20 2014



how to be cool

A) cool sunglasses emoji

is that a god damn pun. in emoticon format

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August 01 2014

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

the sassy nineties

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July 30 2014

There are 3 types of writers.



1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.


so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.

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July 27 2014



Things he tastes like:

  • you (only sweeter)

Things you were:

  • my picket fence

Things I’ll be:

  • your number one with a bullet

Things my songs know:

  • what you did in the dark

Things I’ve got:

  • troubled thoughts
  • the self esteem to match

July 09 2014



a few quick reminders:

- that thing you did that was kind of embarrassing and weird, everyone else forgot about that already

- you look fine today, if you can’t notice something on your face standing 6 feet from a mirror then nobody else will either

- if something is out of your control, do not let yourself or anyone else expect you to deal with it alone

- social lives can go through cycles sometimes, if you feel like your friends are all ignoring you for no reason they’re probably just busy with other things

- if you can’t stop thinking about someone or something, find something mentally occupying to do like reading a book or watching a movie. it won’t solve any serious problems but you will feel better

- nothing will always be easy, if you’re trying then that should be good enough for anyone. if it’s not then you’re talking with the wrong people

- never underestimate the importance of going to bed, if it’s dark outside and you feel bad just go to bed and deal with your problems the next day

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