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June 06 2015

thatsridicarus

ollivander:

cookiesandcumberbatch:

runawayalters:

I want this to be a thing again. I want this to become tradition if a girl is into another girl, I want all lesbians and bisexual girls to know this sign. I want to give violets to any future girl that I’m interested in.

roses are red,
violets are lesbians,

you are so pretty,
will you be my handmaiden?

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January 29 2015

dreamwurks:

myflameofhope:

shykomaeda:

how long must we wait for a lesbian disney princess

or what about a prince who throughout the entire movie you think he’s going to be the love interest but in the end it turns out he’s gay

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Don’t sit around complaining that a storyline hasn’t been done by Disney when there are other animated film companies that have been there, done that.

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December 22 2014

thatsridicarus
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tenoko1:

indapendent:

Late night yik yaks are the best

Oh no, when I flirt, you know I am flirting. Trust me.

yes homo
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November 07 2014

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

straighteners aren’t worth ur money i’ve been using one for three weeks and i’m still definitely a lesbian

in all my 20 years of living this has been by far my best joke ever

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October 07 2014

thatsridicarus
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ultrafacts:

Source

jenniferrpovey:

50 species of lizard and one species of snake reproduce through parthenogenesis (that’s the fancy word for producing offspring as a female without having sex).

Except.

Whiptails are stimulation ovulators. That is to say, they can’t ovulate without having sex.

So not only do they are give birth through immaculate conception, they’re ALL LESBIANS.

There are two kinds of parthenogenesis seen in reptiles. That used by whiptails and the other all female species is true cloning - the egg contains the female’s full genetic material).

Other species including komodo dragons use another form of parthenogenesis where they actually fertilize themselves, with a haploid polar body used instead of a sperm. Because of the way reptile sex chromosomes work, this form of parthenogenesis can produce males as well as females - however, the females produced have weird sex chromosomes and can only lay other females. It’s used as a backup reproductive strategy if they can’t find a mate. This works because in reptiles, unlike mammals, its the males that have two sex chromosomes the same (ZZ) and the females different (ZW). Females produced by parthenogenesis are WW - and that’s what happened to the whiptails. They lost the Z chromosome and now are all WWs.

IOW?

Reptiles are fascinating.

passivefan:

YOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

So that means that bit I talked about on skype about lesbian dragons being able to reproduce in LotS has a basis!

passivefan:

animetrashdemon:

OMFG!

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September 21 2014

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

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August 21 2014

thatsridicarus

yesimstacysmom:

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

I knew it, something about my dad just wasn’t adding up

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August 13 2014

thatsridicarus

inkandgrease:

T. Miller - “The Other Black Man” (Rustbelt 2014)

"T. Miller has a lot of experience with the struggle of being black, gay, a woman, and dominant in Detroit. She’s lost many friends whose only crime was existing outside the comfort zone of people who don’t bother to learn that other people exist in the world who are different from them. And the stories of people just like her often get buried by our complacent media." (Quoted from Upworthy).

Real poetry about real issues.

July 10 2014

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

June 24 2014

thatsridicarus

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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yourgayfriend:

OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

bellamyyoung:

I did both…image

friendly-pedophile:

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

the-funkiest-penguin:

You kinky son of a bitch.

fuckityfucktardunicorn:

I never had one but I stole my cousins once and chopped it up with scissors and was grounded after

What did that mean?

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January 08 2014

paradisdesbilles:

friendly reminder that Blue is the warmest color is first and foremost a graphic novel written by an actual lesbian woman so you should put your money into that instead of a movie made by a lesbian-fetishist who made his actresses and movie crew go through hell during the shooting all the while disrespecting the lesbian community on location

thegirlwithabluehat:

Actually I admit while watching the movie, I felt that the director was really a pervert. I wish I read the graphic novel first. Gonna get my hands on them next week. And the ending…. 

That's so unfair. They're too late to stop the movie director from directing the movie and finding a replacement director (which would preferrably be an actual lesbian woman like the writer). I never seen the movie or read the book but I hope they make a remake of this movie for the sake of the book.

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July 21 2013

July 18 2013

thatsridicarus
Back then people probably aren't much open to homosexuality so yeah.
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July 12 2013

thatsridicarus

July 08 2013

thatsridicarus

slowdrone:

AWWW YEAAAAH!

(via chick-chicky)

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April 14 2013

thatsridicarus

timidkoala:

peanutbutterandrabies:

driverattitude:

you-are-the-sentinels:

theperksofbeingseamus:

magical-history-genius:

breaking-glad:

heatherm00ch:

yeahiwasintheshit:

that is the christian thing to do

Whttttttttt

whaddafuck

oh my god that poor girl. I can only hope that she gets through this with the most minimal emotional damage as possible

What?? That is sick…I would never talk to them again if they did that…assholes

I…but…w-…WTF?!?!?!?!  No.  Just…N O.  There are no words to describe this…

And the award for worst parents ever goes to…

Wow! This is thee cruelest thing I’ve ever heard to be done to a child. Worst parents ever

Honestly, if you react to your daughter coming out in that way, maybe she deserves to live with another family. :I

(Source: julianahuxtable)

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January 10 2013

thatsridicarus

Mandy Duan (left), 26, and Cat Liao, 25

Homosexuality is still viewed as a sickness in Chinese society. Duan, a graphic designer, and her girlfriend, Liao, a shop clerk, both left their hometowns for Beijing, where there are growing underground support networks. They met at a lesbian gathering and have been dating for a year. It’s still common for gays to marry straight spouses to hide their sexuality. At 19, Liao’s parents discovered she was gay and forced her to marry a man. Now divorced, she had to give up custody of her daughter to her ex-husband. There are a few positive signs of gay acceptance, however, such as the recent lifting of a state ban on lesbians giving blood.

(Source: luchopilucho, via xiaorawr)

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June 09 2012

thatsridicarus
A dad and his gay kids
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May 26 2012

thatsridicarus

fart-sama:

justanothertallguy:

Shit just got real fast didn’t it?

choking

Because jacking off to lesbian sex but not letting said lesbians to get married just doesn't make any sense.
[come to think of it, men logic make no sense most of the time]
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April 15 2012

thatsridicarus
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It will always be a draw, & their argument will cause a black hole & we'll all divide by zero. It's THAT epic.
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